Premiere League January Thread: Waiting for the one to Pulis together

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blue footed boobie posted:

You're going to be so poo poo when he's gone.

Guardiola is coming in

# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 17:11

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Pantsuit posted:

The idea is is that the 'cock or no cock' game he played is bad because it reduces trans people down to their genitalia or something idk really.

He deleted all of the tweets to do with it anyway which just pisses me off because its cowardly.

If the pictures are from porn surely the participants are already reduced to their genetalia?

# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 17:59

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Breath Ray posted:

Quick tip: when trying to decide if someone naked from the waist up is male or female, check to see if they have breasts.

Bigot

# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 19:09

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Syncopated posted:

How have the nycfc fans spent money when their team hasn't played a game yet afaik?

Scarfs for their secret santa

# ¿ Jan 4, 2015 13:18

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hadji murad posted:

When people all over the UK are abandoning their local teams for 3 or 4 rich clubs I don't see why people are so offended by new clubs in America.

Is anyone offended by new clubs in America? The posts I can see are laughing at the outrage of fans of a club that doesn't exist yet who hadn't signed a player being angry that the player they hadn't signed isn't playing for them

# ¿ Jan 4, 2015 17:30

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hadji murad posted:

I get the impression that you've missed a lot.

Please link them then, the only post i can see about how poo poo nycrb are is from flj and he's a bitter plastic upset that united are poo poo

# ¿ Jan 4, 2015 17:54

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hadji murad posted:

I guess Liverpool fans aren't complaining about Steven Gerrard being advertised and not showing up so I'll be quiet.

Peak Ninpo.

please could you link those posts

# ¿ Jan 4, 2015 18:20

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beedeebee posted:

Don't know if this is talk, but I just got a subscription to premierleaguepass.com and it owns. No more dodgy streams and russian commentary. Feels good man.

What's the price and quality like?

# ¿ Jan 12, 2015 12:47

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thanks

# ¿ Jan 12, 2015 13:03

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Breath Ray posted:

Sarah Connor: How are you supposed to know? loving men like you built the Carrington training complex. Men like you thought it up. You think you're so creative. You don't know what it's like to really create something; to create a life; to feel it growing inside you. All you know how to create is death...
John Connor: Mom.
Sarah Connor: ...and destruction...
John Connor: Mom! We need to be a little more constructive here, okay?

Inside Carrington is just a room full of really unergonomic furniture designed by Rio Ferdinand and whenever a player sits in one of the chairs he explodes a tendon

# ¿ Jan 14, 2015 12:25

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Breath Ray posted:

Wayne Rooney: Hey Steve, it's me.
T-1000 impersonating Steve McNally: Wayne? Wayne, it's getting late, I want to have dinner with you, I'm making beef stew.
Wayne Rooney: [holds the phone] Something's wrong, he's never this nice.
T-1000 impersonating Steve McNally: Wayne, I'm getting worried about you. Where are you?
LVG: [hearing Phil Jones barking outside] What the hell is he barking at?
[shouting to Phil Jones]
LVG: Hey! Shut up you worthless piece of poo poo!

jokes are illegal on this forum mate, watch out

# ¿ Jan 14, 2015 16:58

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Gigi Galli posted:

Unless these are funny football jokes do not do this.

wayne trooney?

# ¿ Jan 14, 2015 19:12

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Fooly Cooly 25 posted:

I hope Falcao scores a hat trick and summons an actual tiger to maul Van Gaal as his goal celebration.

you'll have to check with the autistic you are the ref thread but I think that's a yellow card

# ¿ Jan 16, 2015 17:47

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The Big Taff Man posted:

I dont think the power to summon animals is covered in the referees handbook

Outside sgent, note in your match report, restart with a drop ball and PUNCH SOMEONE LOLZ

# ¿ Jan 16, 2015 18:25

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TelekineticBear! posted:

Remember when Alex McCarthy singlehandedly kept Reading in the fight for survival a few years back and was putting MOTM performances every week? Every single one of those games he produced better performances than De Gea in that liverpool game

*in giant head flj voice*
Remember Neville Southall before he got fat

# ¿ Jan 23, 2015 19:58

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