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Areola Grande
Jan 2, 2015

it's a free country u pervs
I saw a thread on the front page asking who the first new goon of the year is, so I decided to stop lurking and finally register

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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

welcome

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
lurk more

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Ancient Aroma posted:

I saw a thread on the front page asking who the first new goon of the year is, so I decided to stop lurking and finally register

Why would you do a stupid thing like that?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
UGH STOP POSTING!

Areola Grande
Jan 2, 2015

it's a free country u pervs
So yeah. Is there some kind of initiation ceremony I should know about?

junior samples
Jan 1, 2015
congratulations and welcome to the force

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
ban this peace of poo poo imho

Tomato Burger
Jun 18, 2007
The secret is granola.

Ancient Aroma posted:

So yeah. Is there some kind of initiation ceremony I should know about?

Take ten dollar bill, light it on fire, drop into trash can. Congratulations, you are now a member of Something Awful!

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004

Ancient Aroma posted:

So yeah. Is there some kind of initiation ceremony I should know about?

you get chemically castrated because people who register here shouldn't be reproducing.

Areola Grande
Jan 2, 2015

it's a free country u pervs

DoctorStrangelove posted:

Why would you do a stupid thing like that?

I guess I had one too many ten bucks

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


2015 is the year of the sheep

Areola Grande
Jan 2, 2015

it's a free country u pervs

troubled teen posted:

you get chemically castrated because people who register here shouldn't be reproducing.

That's ok with me. I love kids, but I can never finish a whole one

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


real goons post in fyad

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
looks like meats back on the menu, boys

Generation Internet
Jan 18, 2009

Where angels and generals fear to tread.
alliterative name, you'll go far here kid

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


http://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=213190

0wn3d

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


is ancient aroma the smell of your moms coochie

Areola Grande
Jan 2, 2015

it's a free country u pervs

Generation Internet posted:

alliterative name, you'll go far here kid

Thanks, I plan to do great things

archerb
Mar 3, 2005

Ancient Aroma posted:

That's ok with me. I love kids, but I can never finish a whole one

Bwahaha, looks like you'll fit in just fine :twisted:

Areola Grande
Jan 2, 2015

it's a free country u pervs
So how long can I expect to remain a garbage dick?

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004

Generation Internet posted:

alliterative name, you'll go far here kid

yeah. posters with alliterative names are gods.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
loving 2015s

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Ancient Aroma posted:

So how long can I expect to remain a garbage dick?

Until you buy an AV you piece of poo poo 2015

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004

Ancient Aroma posted:

So how long can I expect to remain a garbage dick?

you gotta pay more money to lord lowtax. PM him for details.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

troubled teen posted:

yeah. posters with alliterative names are gods.

:agreed:

Areola Grande
Jan 2, 2015

it's a free country u pervs

The Rage posted:

Until you buy an AV you piece of poo poo 2015

Tastes like jelly to me

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
mods ban op

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Are you gay, OP?

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

And he's smart enough not to post too

Heehee Hartlocks
Feb 9, 2012

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
your cool, op

unironically

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Ancient Aroma posted:

Tastes like jelly to me

oh great, here we go, using gay internet catchphrases on his first day

Areola Grande
Jan 2, 2015

it's a free country u pervs
What's the best way to find a thread from, say, fifteen minutes ago? The Search SA field isn't finding anything

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Ancient Aroma posted:

What's the best way to find a thread from, say, fifteen minutes ago? The Search SA field isn't finding anything

lol

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004

Ancient Aroma posted:

What's the best way to find a thread from, say, fifteen minutes ago? The Search SA field isn't finding anything

scroll down

have you PM'd lowtax about your av yet? if not include this newly found issue as part of your message

Areola Grande
Jan 2, 2015

it's a free country u pervs

redshirt posted:

Are you gay, OP?

From what I've learned while lurking in the forums for the last few months, yes I'm gay

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

pwnt http://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=213184

Areola Grande
Jan 2, 2015

it's a free country u pervs

Gee, thanks kind stranger

Seriously, I never noticed those helpful links down thar until now

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

aatrek?

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Ancient Aroma posted:

From what I've learned while lurking in the forums for the last few months, yes I'm gay

rip

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