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JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

Applewhite posted:

This isn't an isolated incident.

My probie cherry, too was plucked by Forbidden Lesbian.

He paid me a huge out of court settlement fee to keep quiet about it, but I can stay silent no longer. I'm Applewhite, and this is my story:

I was just a noob poster, shy and naive. I wasn't really confident enough to post a lot in GBS, but I'd found a few supportive friends in Webcomics thread. I was messing around there when Forbidden Lesbian came upon me from behind and started to... fondle me.
He said "you were joking about being a furry, so if you tell on me you'll get in trouble! I'll just tell them you're a real furry and you'll be permabanned!"

And then he...

and then he...




He probated me.

He probated me while XyloJW watched.

In the grim Barkness of the future, there is only rape.

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
gently caress u goon!

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

cuck lowtax by loving shmorky up the rear end

Rap Music and Dope
Dec 25, 2010
For some reason Euros really suck to
Beef thief you can't say that

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

BeefThief posted:

cuck lowtax by loving shmorky up the rear end

Hey, thats not very nice.

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

Rap Music and Dope posted:

Beef thief you can't say that

I'm trying to train the n--b in the delicate art of subversion

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
BAN OP

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

a starwar betamax posted:

ban this peace of poo poo imho

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
OP you should be able to post now.

Will you?
And why?

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Ancient Aroma posted:

I saw a thread on the front page asking who the first new goon of the year is, so I decided to stop lurking and finally register

shut the gently caress up

Areola Grande
Jan 2, 2015

it's a free country u pervs

redshirt posted:

OP you should be able to post now.

Will you?
And why?

I shan't be quited so easily

Btw, how can somebody probate a noob like me so simply? Is forbidden lesbian a mod or was this some sort of welcoming gesture? I am confuse

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Ancient Aroma posted:

I shan't be quited so easily

Btw, how can somebody probate a noob like me so simply? Is forbidden lesbian a mod or was this some sort of welcoming gesture? I am confuse

Learn the rules!

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


Ancient Aroma posted:

I shan't be quited so easily

Btw, how can somebody probate a noob like me so simply? Is forbidden lesbian a mod or was this some sort of welcoming gesture? I am confuse

forbidden lesbian is a mod. blue star next to the name.

a red star next to the name is an admin. always be nice to admins. if you look at them the wrong way they will gently caress up your posting. or worse.

Areola Grande
Jan 2, 2015

it's a free country u pervs

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

forbidden lesbian is a mod. blue star next to the name.

a red star next to the name is an admin. always be nice to admins. if you look at them the wrong way they will gently caress up your posting. or worse.

Thank you for the straight answer. I am still a baby gay baby after all.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


this is a dangerous place
trust noone

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
You can trust me, Ancient Aroma.

I'm the only one you can trust.

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
Welcome to the 2015 Goon

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Ancient Aroma posted:

I shan't be quited so easily

are you mary poppins or what

Areola Grande
Jan 2, 2015

it's a free country u pervs

gnarlyhotep posted:

are you mary poppins or what

No, but I live in a shan'ty town so go figure

Areola Grande
Jan 2, 2015

it's a free country u pervs

Applewhite posted:

You can trust me, Ancient Aroma.

I'm the only one you can trust.

Is this like a first day in prison thing? I don't want to be anybody's bitch

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Ancient Aroma posted:

Is this like a first day in prison thing? I don't want to be anybody's bitch

Yo, put the word out:

Ancient Aroma doesn't want to be anybody's bitch.

See what I did for you, AA? I have the power to do that.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Ancient Aroma posted:

No, but I live in a shan'ty town so go figure

well you have the aggressively bad jokes down so maybe you'll fit in here

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

Is garbage dick the new default av?

Areola Grande
Jan 2, 2015

it's a free country u pervs

Applewhite posted:

Yo, put the word out:

Ancient Aroma doesn't want to be anybody's bitch.

See what I did for you, AA? I have the power to do that.

Ok, I trust you Applewhite. Be gentle with me pls

Areola Grande
Jan 2, 2015

it's a free country u pervs

gnarlyhotep posted:

well you have the aggressively bad jokes down so maybe you'll fit in here

I'm trying my best to please you ruffians. Btw, speaking of shanties, I enjoy hobo-related topics more than most, so please include me in any vagrancy type threads in the future

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


Helpimscared posted:

Is garbage dick the new default av?

yes.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Helpimscared posted:

Is garbage dick the new default av?

yea its good I dunno why anyone would wanna buy one now

Incredulous Dylan
Oct 22, 2004

Fun Shoe
oh i assumed it was some "post in here and maybe get a hosed up avatar" thing from some sub-forum nobody reads (fyad or coupons)

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Helpimscared posted:

Is garbage dick the new default av?

i think you get to pick between that and an anime

Areola Grande
Jan 2, 2015

it's a free country u pervs

Darth123123 posted:

i think you get to pick between that and an anime

I didn't get to choose. My dick is most certainly not a garbage item (yet), so I would have jumped at the chance to be a hot anime chick

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Ancient Aroma posted:

I didn't get to choose. My dick is most certainly not a garbage item (yet), so I would have jumped at the chance to be a hot anime chick

I think you will fit right in here, join us in Hellthread for fun anime times.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
Op a really good way to get acclimated to these forums is continuously posting in the hellthread.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
The folks in FYAD are very accepting of new people and pretty chill about what you post.

Areola Grande
Jan 2, 2015

it's a free country u pervs

Satsuki Kiryuin posted:

I think you will fit right in here, join us in Hellthread for fun anime times.

I will see if I can find this Hellthread you speak of. Sounds like my kind of place.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Ancient Aroma posted:

I will see if I can find this Hellthread you speak of. Sounds like my kind of place.

yeah I think it is

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3680472

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Ancient Aroma posted:

I will see if I can find this Hellthread you speak of. Sounds like my kind of place.

Don't be afraid to discuss anything in hellthread, and I mean anything

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
im glad to see you still posting op and my inability to lift your probation didn't cause you to curse our name and never post again

at least you dont have to worry about getting your first probie any more

CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!
:regd15:

Remember when that was a thing :allears:

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
YOSPOS always welcomes new blood. :)

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55P-UHdZ7WI

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