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Angstrom
Nov 4, 2011


Ancient Aroma posted:

What's the best way to find a thread from, say, fifteen minutes ago? The Search SA field isn't finding anything

You need to upgrade to a platinum account by paying an extra $10 for the advanced search functionality.

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Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004

wrong timezone, sorry.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Ancient Aroma posted:

What's the best way to find a thread from, say, fifteen minutes ago? The Search SA field isn't finding anything

u get access to "premium instant search" if u donate $1000 to a hot dog man in alambama.

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004

Rambling Robot posted:

u get access to "premium instant search" if u donate $1000 to a hot dog man in alambama.

how many alliterative names are in this thread. weird thread

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

no, ze wrote "i'm". and ze probably is because ze spent new years eve alone on sa.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

troubled teen posted:

how many alliterative names are in this thread. weird thread

let us form a crew - the alliterative crew.

Areola Grande
Jan 2, 2015

it's a free country u pervs

Angstrom posted:

You need to upgrade to a platinum account by paying an extra $10 for the advanced search functionality.

This place is a den of thieves

Areola Grande
Jan 2, 2015

it's a free country u pervs

Rambling Robot posted:

let us form a crew - the alliterative crew.

I'd be honored! You all sure know how to make a feller feel welcome

open container
Sep 16, 2008
drat op not even a day and you already have a vanity thread :rolleyes:

Areola Grande
Jan 2, 2015

it's a free country u pervs
Do any of ewe guise remember your first post? How many pages long did it end up being?

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004

Rambling Robot posted:

let us form a crew - the alliterative crew.

limit of one name per letter of the alphabet. gotta have some rules in order to be a legit crew.

Areola Grande
Jan 2, 2015

it's a free country u pervs

open container posted:

drat op not even a day and you already have a vanity thread :rolleyes:

What can I say, I give off lots of pheremones, even on here

Davfff
Oct 27, 2008
fukken 213k members going to be the death of us

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
i'm sorry op, you suffered because i just wanted to probate a 2015 regdate

im so sorry

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
alright think i got it retracted now

Davfff
Oct 27, 2008
welp that was fun while it lasted

approx. 1 minute after i started

much like my sex life

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
oh poo poo wait it says youre still probated wtf

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE

Davfff
Oct 27, 2008
if its still anything like my sex life gonna be a good few hours before we can start again

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004

forbidden lesbian posted:

i'm sorry op, you suffered because i just wanted to probate a 2015 regdate

im so sorry

was this the first probation on a 2015 regdate? need to update the SAclopedia

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

troubled teen posted:

limit of one name per letter of the alphabet. gotta have some rules in order to be a legit crew.

but of course.

its' an exclusive club for special people with special needs and desires.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


its a cruel world and this new goons got to learn

Davfff
Oct 27, 2008
guess we got a while before op comes back

sheng-ji yang how was your new year? what did you get up to?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

its a cruel world and this new goons got to learn

"Child Murders"

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Ancient Aroma posted:

From what I've learned while lurking in the forums for the last few months, yes I'm gay

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

thread delivers

Wootman
Sep 6, 2014

by XyloJW

forbidden lesbian posted:

OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Thats pretty nifty.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Sorry for the part I played in this tragedy.

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
This thread makes sense now thanks to Forbidden Lesbian, thank you Forbidden Lesbian.

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004

redshirt posted:

Sorry for the part I played in this tragedy.

typical redshirt. still putting people on probation somehow

Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014
first 2015 reg owned right here on gbs???

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


Ancient Aroma posted:

From what I've learned while lurking in the forums for the last few months, yes I'm gay

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

lol

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.
Forbidden Lesbian we need to culture and allow the new recruits to flourish, not pluck them unceremoniously before they ripen!

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Ancient Aroma posted:

From what I've learned while lurking in the forums for the last few months, yes I'm gay

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

aww this guy just got owned by a tricky trickster

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Ancient Aroma posted:

From what I've learned while lurking in the forums for the last few months, yes I'm gay

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

redshirt isn't a mod and he's still probating noobs...

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

should have lurked more

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Jimson posted:

Forbidden Lesbian we need to culture and allow the new recruits to flourish, not pluck them unceremoniously before they ripen!
i've become a monster

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
This isn't an isolated incident.

My probie cherry, too was plucked by Forbidden Lesbian.

He paid me a huge out of court settlement fee to keep quiet about it, but I can stay silent no longer. I'm Applewhite, and this is my story:

I was just a noob poster, shy and naive. I wasn't really confident enough to post a lot in GBS, but I'd found a few supportive friends in Webcomics thread. I was messing around there when Forbidden Lesbian came upon me from behind and started to... fondle me.
He said "you were joking about being a furry, so if you tell on me you'll get in trouble! I'll just tell them you're a real furry and you'll be permabanned!"

And then he...

and then he...




He probated me.

He probated me while XyloJW watched.

Damo
Nov 8, 2002

The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.

Offensive Clock
thanks for not posting in my thread http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3691718

jerk

I made you, first 2015 goon. i called you up from the dust. and this is how you repay me? starting your own thread instead of replying in mine first? an auspicious start Id say. a betrayal

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Damo posted:

thanks for not posting in my thread http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3691718

jerk

I made you, first 2015 goon. i called you up from the dust. and this is how you repay me? starting your own thread instead of replying in mine first? an auspicious start Id say. a betrayal

He's not even the first 2015 goon. But he thought he was, so I guess it was still a dick move.

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