I believe I may be the first 2015 goon

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Areola Grande: Jan 2, 2015; it's a free country u pervs

I saw a thread on the front page asking who the first new goon of the year is, so I decided to stop lurking and finally register

# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 01:01

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 17:14

Areola Grande: Jan 2, 2015; it's a free country u pervs

So yeah. Is there some kind of initiation ceremony I should know about?

# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 01:02

Areola Grande: Jan 2, 2015; it's a free country u pervs

DoctorStrangelove posted:

Why would you do a stupid thing like that?

I guess I had one too many ten bucks

# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 01:04

Areola Grande: Jan 2, 2015; it's a free country u pervs

troubled teen posted:

you get chemically castrated because people who register here shouldn't be reproducing.

That's ok with me. I love kids, but I can never finish a whole one

# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 01:05

Areola Grande: Jan 2, 2015; it's a free country u pervs

Generation Internet posted:

alliterative name, you'll go far here kid

Thanks, I plan to do great things

# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 01:07

Areola Grande: Jan 2, 2015; it's a free country u pervs

So how long can I expect to remain a garbage dick?

# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 01:09

Areola Grande: Jan 2, 2015; it's a free country u pervs

The Rage posted:

Until you buy an AV you piece of poo poo 2015

Tastes like jelly to me

# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 01:11

Areola Grande: Jan 2, 2015; it's a free country u pervs

What's the best way to find a thread from, say, fifteen minutes ago? The Search SA field isn't finding anything

# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 01:13

Areola Grande: Jan 2, 2015; it's a free country u pervs

redshirt posted:

Are you gay, OP?

From what I've learned while lurking in the forums for the last few months, yes I'm gay

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 01:15

Areola Grande: Jan 2, 2015; it's a free country u pervs

troubled teen posted:

scroll down

Gee, thanks kind stranger

Seriously, I never noticed those helpful links down thar until now

# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 01:16

Areola Grande: Jan 2, 2015; it's a free country u pervs

Angstrom posted:

You need to upgrade to a platinum account by paying an extra $10 for the advanced search functionality.

This place is a den of thieves

# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 01:22

Areola Grande: Jan 2, 2015; it's a free country u pervs

Rambling Robot posted:

let us form a crew - the alliterative crew.

I'd be honored! You all sure know how to make a feller feel welcome

# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 01:23

Areola Grande: Jan 2, 2015; it's a free country u pervs

Do any of ewe guise remember your first post? How many pages long did it end up being?

# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 01:25

Areola Grande: Jan 2, 2015; it's a free country u pervs

open container posted:

drat op not even a day and you already have a vanity thread

What can I say, I give off lots of pheremones, even on here

# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 01:26

Areola Grande: Jan 2, 2015; it's a free country u pervs

redshirt posted:

OP you should be able to post now.

Will you?
And why?

I shan't be quited so easily

Btw, how can somebody probate a noob like me so simply? Is forbidden lesbian a mod or was this some sort of welcoming gesture? I am confuse

# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 17:33

Areola Grande: Jan 2, 2015; it's a free country u pervs

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

forbidden lesbian is a mod. blue star next to the name.

a red star next to the name is an admin. always be nice to admins. if you look at them the wrong way they will gently caress up your posting. or worse.

Thank you for the straight answer. I am still a baby gay baby after all.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 17:40

Areola Grande: Jan 2, 2015; it's a free country u pervs

gnarlyhotep posted:

are you mary poppins or what

No, but I live in a shan'ty town so go figure

# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 17:59

Areola Grande: Jan 2, 2015; it's a free country u pervs

Applewhite posted:

You can trust me, Ancient Aroma.

I'm the only one you can trust.

Is this like a first day in prison thing? I don't want to be anybody's bitch

# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 18:02

Areola Grande: Jan 2, 2015; it's a free country u pervs

Applewhite posted:

Yo, put the word out:

Ancient Aroma doesn't want to be anybody's bitch.

See what I did for you, AA? I have the power to do that.

Ok, I trust you Applewhite. Be gentle with me pls

# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 18:11

Areola Grande: Jan 2, 2015; it's a free country u pervs

gnarlyhotep posted:

well you have the aggressively bad jokes down so maybe you'll fit in here

I'm trying my best to please you ruffians. Btw, speaking of shanties, I enjoy hobo-related topics more than most, so please include me in any vagrancy type threads in the future

# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 18:15

Areola Grande: Jan 2, 2015; it's a free country u pervs

Darth123123 posted:

i think you get to pick between that and an anime

I didn't get to choose. My dick is most certainly not a garbage item (yet), so I would have jumped at the chance to be a hot anime chick

# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 19:35

Areola Grande: Jan 2, 2015; it's a free country u pervs

Satsuki Kiryuin posted:

I think you will fit right in here, join us in Hellthread for fun anime times.

I will see if I can find this Hellthread you speak of. Sounds like my kind of place.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 19:39

Areola Grande: Jan 2, 2015; it's a free country u pervs

sexy young infidel posted:

Sigh... 364 days till the 2016 goon... the holiday are always over too quickly

Has my new car smell already worn off in less than 24 hours?

Jeez

# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 21:37

Areola Grande: Jan 2, 2015; it's a free country u pervs

I'm really enjoying my newfound membership here on SA, but I have just one complaint (in case Mr. Lowtax is reading).

I miss the text filters! I've been muttering "gently carress" to myself every since subscribing

# ¿ Jan 2, 2015 21:44

Areola Grande: Jan 2, 2015; it's a free country u pervs

Fetus Tree posted:

hi im fetus tree and i pretty much run this town. Welcome to gibbis

Hi there Fetus Tree. Your av is making me hungry and is at the same time is causing my bowels to constrict.

That ol' Taco Bell feel

# ¿ Jan 3, 2015 00:42

Areola Grande: Jan 2, 2015; it's a free country u pervs

Maxwellsdemon posted:

Whose gimmick account are you?

I'm nobody's gimmick account. I'm a real baby

# ¿ Jan 3, 2015 00:42

Areola Grande: Jan 2, 2015; it's a free country u pervs

OMGVBFLOL posted:

it's a shame you weren't aborted

My parents tried, but the abortion just didn't work

# ¿ Jan 3, 2015 01:17

Areola Grande: Jan 2, 2015; it's a free country u pervs

Darth123123 posted:

Dad is sad

Story of my life

# ¿ Jan 3, 2015 03:34

Areola Grande: Jan 2, 2015; it's a free country u pervs

And it looks like my first post lasted 4 pages. More than I expected!

Thanks for the welcome committee ewe guise

# ¿ Jan 3, 2015 17:35

Areola Grande: Jan 2, 2015; it's a free country u pervs

Please, don't probate me again hotep

I like you

*huddles in fetal position*

# ¿ Jan 3, 2015 18:04

Areola Grande: Jan 2, 2015; it's a free country u pervs

Fetus Tree posted:

tbf what did you really expect out of a thread like this

Fetus tree is right. How this thread is still alive is beyond me, and I started it

# ¿ Jan 3, 2015 18:25

Areola Grande: Jan 2, 2015; it's a free country u pervs

PodunkWolf posted:

You're fun as hell and smart and I like your thread. If you need someone to chat w/ u can chat with me. If you know any girls that's also cool too.

Thanks! I've been on SA for less than 48 hours and it seems easier to gain enemies than friends so far

When you say "chat", do you mean SA has some kind IM or what? I am lazy and haven't checked

# ¿ Jan 3, 2015 18:58

Areola Grande: Jan 2, 2015; it's a free country u pervs

troubled teen posted:

I made a thread about other people posting more than I do once. It lasted a few pages because other people post more than I do.

You still want to form an alliterative crew with me sir?

# ¿ Jan 3, 2015 18:59

Areola Grande: Jan 2, 2015; it's a free country u pervs

Concerned Citizen posted:

this is the longest i've ever seen a vanity thread last

It must be providence

CC, you seem accomplished. How can we get a tag for this crew here?

# ¿ Jan 3, 2015 19:22

Areola Grande: Jan 2, 2015; it's a free country u pervs

Nice to see you in here again Applewhite

Have you folks been waiting on a Chosen One? I didn't know

# ¿ Jan 3, 2015 19:37

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 17:14

Areola Grande: Jan 2, 2015; it's a free country u pervs

Concerned Citizen posted:

i don't crew with 15s

And when did you establish this rule I wonder?

# ¿ Jan 3, 2015 19:41

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