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glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

Big Anime Fan Here posted:

I think you already lost, tomorrow I'll do audio on glowing-fish's challenge and all subsequent challenges as well. Feel free to play again.

Wouldn't this perhaps bias the judges? Its a bit unfair to have recorded raps against written lyrics, for those of us who don't have audio recording equipment handy.

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Big Anime Fan Here
Sep 8, 2010

by XyloJW
But if the way you spit is wack it makes it look worse... plus all you're eating in the end is a 6 hour probotnik for your losses so who loving cares

Big Anime Fan Here
Sep 8, 2010

by XyloJW
Encouraging people to make real tracks is funnier anyway

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Big Anime Fan Here posted:

But if the way you spit is wack it makes it look worse... plus all you're eating in the end is a 6 hour probotnik for your losses so who loving cares

They should also have to eat the eggs.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
do we have to battle peopel? I would much prefer to compliment them

Big Anime Fan Here
Sep 8, 2010

by XyloJW
You've bravely set foot in the Terrordome Ryuko. Haters may now attack you without mercy.

Dude if you want to make a compliment rap go the hell ahead but don't be surprised if you eat a brutal frying for your troubles

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Big Anime Fan Here posted:

You've bravely set foot in the Terrordome Ryuko. Haters may now attack you without mercy.

Dude if you want to make a compliment rap go the hell ahead but don't be surprised if you eat a brutal frying for your troubles

Oh good, I've been quite popular among my haters as of late.

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Most contests are either video or photoshop submission threads, I'd personally prefer a linguistic challenge so this seems like the place for me!

Ultraklystron
May 19, 2010

Unsafe At Every Speed
Oh look trash bars from a big anime fan here
Think you're so hard but your big plans today land weird
Seen better flows written in red on maxi pads
You only cosign is clearisil because your acne's bad
Fedora flexing with homely bros at the brony show
Neck beard danker than basements filled with the stankest dro
You wander off the beaten path screaming out "where do I go?"
With you I'd guess you're eating rear end or jerking off to oriemo
My Haruhi bars are of a lazy bones heroine
But also a god, so it's flawed that you'd dare to win
Omnipotent couplets irradiate every stadium
More multis per minute that permeate every cranium
Back to otaku business, I'd venture you're only browsin
Your merch game nonexistent, my power levels 9000
And more one punchline thrown out like I'm Jotaro
Your dopest flow sounds like a fart trying to blow it's nose

/I await my 6 hour.

Big Anime Fan Here
Sep 8, 2010

by XyloJW
Aight here's a quick a cappella for glowing-fish on my computer mic... I'll set up my condenser mic and dig through my library of beats tomorrow but here's my attack

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun
I'm a D&D Red, reppin' UK Megathread,
Here's a Queen's Speech nothing like what old Brenda said,
Cause I'm a British Bolshevik, an armchair tovarich,
I come to GBS to battle, match me up to smoke a bitch

:britain: :hf: :c00l:

batmansdrawers
Jan 1, 2006

Y-Y-Y-Yoda

Get your condenser mic right quick smart
that audio quality is shocking something akin to a fart
no pop shield so you hiss and you pop
ah, fuckit here's an address to an audio mart:

30926 E Thousand Oaks Blvd
Westlake Village, California

open container
Sep 16, 2008
toiletlord, man, i don't even see his kind
i refuse to make eye contact in the checkout line
he put my milk on top of eggs but i don't even blink
i don't wanna start poo poo i'm afraid of his retard strength

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

Big Anime Fan Here posted:

Rap Battle me, bitches


<-dumb

Radical and BADical! fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Jan 2, 2015

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

LOU BEGAS MUSTACHE posted:

parallax scroll got mauled against a wall
roll so anime you a hot topic in the mall
im appauled at ur av, spiderman hates piss
close my browser now, finished this web diss

lou begas mustache, comic book specialist
knows every hero's dick size and fetishes
jerkin it to men in spandex in the dark
then he shows his collection to kids at the park

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
If you're gonna call me out kindly PM as I will likely not continue to follow a thread of a bunch of fat white kids rapping at each other

Windows 98 fucked around with this message at 17:21 on Jan 2, 2015

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

your operating system is a piece of poo poo
your microscopic dick might as well be a clit
when you drag a fat bitch home to your sorry rear end crib
she takes one look and says "im sorry but i aint gonna fib
i never seen a dick so small come out a pair of jorts
i'm out like microsoft providing no tech support"
i got platinum but i aint gonna pm you bitch
shutting you down before its safe - just loving hit the switch

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot

Puppy Galaxy posted:

your operating system is a piece of poo poo
your microscopic dick might as well be a clit
when you drag a fat bitch home to your sorry rear end crib
she takes one look and says "im sorry but i aint gonna fib
i never seen a dick so small come out a pair of jorts
i'm out like microsoft providing no tech support"
i got platinum but i aint gonna pm you bitch
shutting you down before its safe - just loving hit the switch

:golfclap:

Big Anime Fan Here
Sep 8, 2010

by XyloJW

Reupload this as an mp3 so we can hear it without having to download a file

Wake up fresh in the morning with a rack of dudes to battle? hell yeah

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

Big Anime Fan Here posted:

Reupload this as an mp3 so we can hear it without having to download a file

Wake up fresh in the morning with a rack of dudes to battle? hell yeah

k

Big Anime Fan Here
Sep 8, 2010

by XyloJW

Thank you claven666 i'll run a lyrical train on you a little later in the evening

Big Anime Fan Here
Sep 8, 2010

by XyloJW

batmansdrawers posted:

Get your condenser mic right quick smart
that audio quality is shocking something akin to a fart
no pop shield so you hiss and you pop
ah, fuckit here's an address to an audio mart:

30926 E Thousand Oaks Blvd
Westlake Village, California

Thank you for attacking me again, as I have crafted a line specifically for you in which I call members of your family "The Keystone Bops" for how often they suck on dicks and envision a scenario in which various men run up in your mother's holes while the Benny Hill music plays.

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

Big Anime Fan Here posted:

Thank you claven666 i'll run a lyrical train on you a little later in the evening

better bring the thunder brosef

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007
my names judge clayjar and im here to say,
bananas have to ripen in a certain way
im a big ol homo, please show me the door
i use my big butt, to wipe up the floor

*all my friends applaud from the rafters and throw dollars down onto the stage where I am that is shaped like that 360 stage from the Dane cook special*

me: thank you.

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Yer Mother, a rap of protest against lame burns that don't rhyme and just use the same word over and over

gently caress yer mother, bitches
gently caress yer mother, bitches
gently caress yer mother
gently caress yer mother
gently caress yer mother, bitches

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

feels like i'm in 8 mile

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
unnnh, uh huh, yeah
unnnh, uh huh, yo
unnnh, uh huh, yeah
unnnh, uh huh, yo

unnnh, uh huh, yeah
unnnh, uh huh, yo
unnnh, uh huh, yeah
unnnh, uh huh, yo

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
Funny, none of you cats want to come at The Don, probably because you ignorant fucks afraid to see what happens when it's on.

batmansdrawers
Jan 1, 2006

Y-Y-Y-Yoda

ghlbtsk posted:

unnnh, uh huh, yeah
unnnh, uh huh, yo
unnnh, uh huh, yeah
unnnh, uh huh, yo

unnnh, uh huh, yeah
unnnh, uh huh, yo
unnnh, uh huh, yeah
unnnh, uh huh, yo

http://tindeck.com/listen/lbaj

Big Anime Fan Here
Sep 8, 2010

by XyloJW
QUICK UPDATE: Per our first celebrity judge, former GBS IK I AM BRAWW, I have won every single one of my battles EXCEPT for the first round with Rusty Staub which was declared a tie.

Rusty Staub must face me for another round, the rest of you will be punished accordingly.

batmansdrawers
Jan 1, 2006

Y-Y-Y-Yoda
gently caress off. loving grub

you on keystyles and your audio is munt.

nah, it's poo poo, i'm going full on bogan,
get a decent set up or get loving going.


I've contributed more than you. And I'm taking the piss.
Your audio quality is less than a full-on indian curry force five shits

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
So perplexed at all the goon violence
Good goons just offering silence
People now thinkin we nothin but toast
Just because goons won't post...
They dicks

Post yo dick goons
Post yo dicks
Post, post, post
Post yo dicks

Wether they itty bitty weenies
Or lovely gritty fat ones
Goons, just post
Yo dicks

Yeaa-ahh goons
POST YO DICKS!

Peace y'all
*drops mic*

genericuser
Mar 1, 2007

[insert clever comment here]

Big Anime Fan Here posted:

...Your posting persona is being a weird serial killer lookin loner
And there's some truth in fiction so you probably catch a murder boner
So I bet you're hard now, cause I'm killin you sucker
Don't toe the line with me you dumb motherfucker...


Epic :killdozer:

I'm reading this in the style of MF Doom

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot

Luvcow posted:

So perplexed at all the goon violence
Good goons just offering silence
People now thinkin we nothin but toast
Just because goons won't post...
They dicks

Post yo dick goons
Post yo dicks
Post, post, post
Post yo dicks

Wether they itty bitty weenies
Or lovely gritty fat ones
Goons, just post
Yo dicks

Yeaa-ahh goons
POST YO DICKS!

Peace y'all
*drops mic*

Yo yo yo check 1..2.. Check check 1..2.. LuvCow be all LuvDick... Salivating jerking to all them monster or tiny dick pics. Moo moo moo cow get the gently caress out before HomoRomo RomoHomo schools you in this lyrical bout. Faaaaaaaaaaag........................it!

batmansdrawers
Jan 1, 2006

Y-Y-Y-Yoda
OP licks arseholes.

U g*y

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Tony Homo posted:

Yo yo yo check 1..2.. Check check 1..2.. LuvCow be all LuvDick... Salivating jerking to all them monster or tiny dick pics. Moo moo moo cow get the gently caress out before HomoRomo RomoHomo schools you in this lyrical bout. Faaaaaaaaaaag........................it!

I actually think that dicks are artistic
They got little tiny brains and drive my linguistics
But at the end of the day I don't crave no penis
So don't let my heterosexuality come between us

I love boobs

Brexit the Frog
Aug 22, 2013

I'll work on hooking up a poo poo-rear end recording rig tonite, BAFH.

Big Anime Fan Here
Sep 8, 2010

by XyloJW

Rusty Staub posted:

I'll work on hooking up a poo poo-rear end recording rig tonite, BAFH.

Hell yeah

Lake Jucas
Feb 20, 2011

WHAT OF OUR BARGAIN?
You think' you're writin' lyrical miracles?
Your spherical fat rear end must me satirical.
With those rhymes? You can't be serious.
You're either poo poo postin' or you're delirious
Big Anime, you can't compete with me.
How you ever did is a mystery.
Lame rear end, limp-dick postin' GBS gimmicks
While my posts're so sick, you're now syphilitic.

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youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp
this sort of cringe humor makes me really uncomfortable. anyway, can i have a turkey-tar?

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