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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I would pay extra for a personal greeting from shim written inside the cover.

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Whipped Buttcheeks
Jul 25, 2007
Chairborne Ranger

Obama Africanus posted:

"Shims Struggle: How to accidentally Cuck a dude during the global war on terror and bag your first half black chick at the same time."

That story is and will always be the military Great Gatsby to me. You told our story, and you told it with your cock. I tip my hat to you.

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I will absolutely buy a copy if this happens.

Click Beelay
Oct 13, 2011

If international shipping is an option I'll get one or two, missed the boat on the dick-art project.

Brenwolf
Oct 24, 2005

I quite enjoy Tom Peepery.
I would pay some good, hard-earned, US American dollars for that book.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

Brenwolf posted:

I would pay some good, hard-earned, US American dollars for that book.

I would also pay ill-gotten US American dollars for that book.

Serjeant Buzfuz
Dec 5, 2009

Put me down for one if its less than $30.

I think 50FA should write the forward though.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Whipped Buttcheeks posted:

That story is and will always be the military Great Gatsby to me. You told our story, and you told it with your cock. I tip my hat to you.

Link please

Whipped Buttcheeks
Jul 25, 2007
Chairborne Ranger
That thread's probably long archived by now and I don't have access. Ask shim to retell.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
An unnamed and ironically not azn GIP bro's wife cheated on him with me while he was overseas. We figured it out one night on IRC talking about if we had banged subhumans or half coloureds and I described his ex to a t, turns out it was her once I told him her name / the shifty town it happened in after her and I met at dinner one night at a resteraunt/bar.

Didn't believe it till he knew her name and had pics haha. Sorry, again dude. If it makes you feel better I probably gave her HPV. Good news was she never hosed him after me they divorced and now we all have a funny story to remember, cuz gipppers marry whores and shim dont wear rubbers and is serious about tucking milwifetrash. My secret kink.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH fucked around with this message at 16:23 on Jan 11, 2015

Whipped Buttcheeks
Jul 25, 2007
Chairborne Ranger
Wait, no, that wasn't it. Wasn't there some dude who unknowingly knocked up a Major's wife and he raised the kid as his bastard even though the kid clearly wasn't his?

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

Whipped Buttcheeks posted:

Wait, no, that wasn't it. Wasn't there some dude who unknowingly knocked up a Major's wife and he raised the kid as his bastard even though the kid clearly wasn't his?

That like wasn't a story, that's life in Intel sperg cuckland for you.

But yeah. The gip one was funnier because it's so loving sad to meet your hosed up Eskimo brother via gip. I don't lead a good life.

Not enough psychotropic meds around to unclog my mental toilet after its all said and done.

:(

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Why is it the legacy of eskimo brotherhood that the woman must always be Jerry Springer trash grade stripper / EBT / drunk driving moms?

Every time, man.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Whipped Buttcheeks posted:

Wait, no, that wasn't it. Wasn't there some dude who unknowingly knocked up a Major's wife and he raised the kid as his bastard even though the kid clearly wasn't his?
This sounds really familiar.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Obama Africanus posted:

An unnamed and ironically not azn GIP bro's wife cheated on him with me while he was overseas. We figured it out one night on IRC talking about if we had banged subhumans or half coloureds and I described his ex to a t, turns out it was her once I told him her name / the shifty town it happened in after her and I met at dinner one night at a resteraunt/bar.

Didn't believe it till he knew her name and had pics haha. Sorry, again dude. If it makes you feel better I probably gave her HPV. Good news was she never hosed him after me they divorced and now we all have a funny story to remember, cuz gipppers marry whores and shim dont wear rubbers and is serious about tucking milwifetrash. My secret kink.

When you die, we'll be left with nothing.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





i'll buy if we can get shipped to nz

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


I didn't get a dick book,.


I had better get one of these motherfuckers or imma friendly fire GiP.

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

i demand transcripts of honeyboy bradley posts, and the entire IDR doxxing thread as seperate chapters in shim book.
with maybe a groverhaus coloring book section. "Scribble where the insulation should go in this picture", "Count the mismatched windows in this picture", etc.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'll buy it.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Missed out on Dickbook, not going to miss out on this.

sky shark
Jun 9, 2004

CHILD RAPE IS FINE WHEN I LIKE THE RAPIST

Whipped Buttcheeks posted:

Wait, no, that wasn't it. Wasn't there some dude who unknowingly knocked up a Major's wife and he raised the kid as his bastard even though the kid clearly wasn't his?

That's a subplot in some WEB Griffin milporn, so you might remember it from there.

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



I'm not yet disgruntled enough to be a GIPper, but I'll gladly support this worthy endeavor. Please ship to APO boxes. Leaving a copy on the CAOC ops floor will be the high point of my deployment.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

Kandak Sayaqa posted:

I'm not yet disgruntled enough to be a GIPper, but I'll gladly support this worthy endeavor. Please ship to APO boxes. Leaving a copy on the CAOC ops floor will be the high point of my deployment.

And this guy just made sure this poo poo is happening, no matter what.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
oh dear

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

Obama Africanus posted:

And this guy just made sure this poo poo is happening, no matter what.

YES.
put me down for 4 copies until i state otherwise.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

Kandak Sayaqa posted:

I'm not yet disgruntled enough to be a GIPper, but I'll gladly support this worthy endeavor. Please ship to APO boxes. Leaving a copy on the CAOC ops floor will be the high point of my deployment.

If you mosey on into the ISARC and see a gay pride flag that's probably mine.


And get one to ISRD as well. There's always babes in ISRD.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Kandak Sayaqa posted:

I'm not yet disgruntled enough to be a GIPper, but I'll gladly support this worthy endeavor. Please ship to APO boxes. Leaving a copy on the CAOC ops floor will be the high point of my deployment.

If someone is working at an OWS I will pay for a copy to be left on the ops floor.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
If things work out I can plant one in another caoc.

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

This'll be the GIP scat swap video.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Sjurygg posted:

This'll be the GIP scat swap video.

Deja vu

Slung Blade
Jul 11, 2002

IN STEEL WE TRUST

Terrible Robot posted:

I'm not a real GiP but I like this forum and Shim makes me smile.


I'm not even close to a gip and I would buy and read this. You guys are interesting as hell.

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

Still better than a Ponytar

if you could get Discount Bees onboard to do some cover art then i'm pretty sure this thing could be an international bestseller.

edit: and VV to do some illustrations throughout

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

it should just be the discount bees painting of slip

maybe redone in a Golden Books style

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Slung Blade posted:

I'm not even close to a gip and I would buy and read this. You guys are interesting as hell.

Slung Blade, are you the goon who made that badass tractor?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

not caring here posted:

Slung Blade, are you the goon who made that badass tractor?

yeah he is

that tractor fuckin owns dude

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
gently caress yeah, that poo poo owns.

You should post in the drunk thread, all your poo poo is legit.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Post this tractor.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

Master Bateman posted:

Post this tractor.

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Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
I would buy a book, put me down for one. I'd probably pay upwards of 50$ for an nice coffee table style book, although idk what that sort of money gets you in the publishing world and im flexible

I also have a pretty large file of gip.txt somewhere on one of my hard drives over the last 3 years or so with some humpermonkey/50fa stories if you're interested

I don't have PM what would be a good e-mail address or way to send this file/text if you/someone wants it? does pastebin and such poo poo have a character limit?

I dont care about editing, take all or none.

Waroduce fucked around with this message at 06:42 on Jan 15, 2015

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