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old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
lol if you <thing>

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John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
"stop hitting me"

donar
Nov 16, 2008
"Could care less". I get what you're trying to say but hearing someone say it feels like the verbal equivalent of stubbing your little toe on furniture.

TheEldar posted:

The whole country went nuts when Kate Middleton (one of our prince's aristocratic wife) HAD A BABY
I think it was almost exclusively journalists that went nuts when that happened; everyone I know was fed up of the coverage about an hour after it was announced.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

"Please, no...I have a family...I'll give you anything you want!"

:rolleyes:

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
"Happy Holidays"

just say merry christmas you fag

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
My best friend has started saying "the cake is a lie" apropos of nothing. Not that it's EVER appropriate to reference a decade-old meme that was never funny to start with, but in the past couple of weeks he's just started saying it like he's getting subsidized or some poo poo. "Hey, Network Pesci, you said you wanted to go get gas, well, it's almost five and the gas station closes at five, you better hurry up or you'll get down there and find out the cake is a lie."

FUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOU! Like I'm literally making the rageface meme but in real life on my actual face.

MY INEVITABLE DEBT
Apr 21, 2011
I am lonely and spend most of my time on 4Chan talking about the superiority of BBC porn.
all of a sudden
irregardless
a whole nother

also when british people say someone went "round the pub" or some dumb poo poo like that what the gently caress

also "half three" instead of "3:30" and this doesnt count but "week-END" instead of "WEEK-end" gently caress you britain

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

MY INEVITABLE DEBT posted:

all of a sudden
irregardless
a whole nother

also when british people say someone went "round the pub" or some dumb poo poo like that what the gently caress

also "half three" instead of "3:30" and this doesnt count but "week-END" instead of "WEEK-end" gently caress you britain

see also: else-WHERE

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

I'm Rick James, bitch

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
Hit me up.

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012
suffice it to say i hate suffice it to say

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012
"looks like THAT whore got niggered"

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
at the end of the day

Mogambo
Jan 6, 2011

:hurr:
This has been a public service announcement to put me on ignore.
tane

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

back in the day

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Can I get a printout of Oyster smiling?

CrimsonSaber
Dec 27, 2005
Metaphysicist
I don't think many of your suggestions thus far have been expecially annoying.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
Hashtag. That's a twitter thing, you're not supposed to say it in real life.

Tevryr
Dec 5, 2009

Grody posted:

"looks like THAT whore got niggered"

jesus, really?

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Tevryr posted:

jesus, really?

Sounds like a typical Mel Gibson saying.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
You do realize.... Right?

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth
"and that" as a prepositional phrase you add at the end of a sentence for no good reason.

HollywoodDialysis
Jan 19, 2005

not doing nothing
Grimey Drawer
'Are you having a giggle mate? Are you having a loving giggle?'

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth
"goes without saying..." & "needless to say..."


THEN DONT loving SAY IT!

HollywoodDialysis
Jan 19, 2005

not doing nothing
Grimey Drawer

MY INEVITABLE DEBT posted:


also when british people say someone went "round the pub" or some dumb poo poo like that what the gently caress

also "half three" instead of "3:30" and this doesnt count but "week-END" instead of "WEEK-end" gently caress you britain

I feel 'Quarter Past/Half Past/Quarter To' the hour is perfectly reasonable but anytime I use it here it's a shibboleth that comes with the response 'You're British, right?'

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Shockyourmonkey posted:

I feel 'Quarter Past/Half Past/Quarter To' the hour is perfectly reasonable but anytime I use it here it's a shibboleth that comes with the response 'You're British, right?'

This poo poo is unbearable, just tell me the loving time or round it up jesus christ I'm sorry I asked you at all.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

a bone to pick posted:

This poo poo is unbearable, just tell me the loving time or round it up jesus christ I'm sorry I asked you at all.

lol wtf do yanks just walk around like robots going THE TIME IS THREE OH SEVEN

You dont use 24 either, right?

lmao

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

Harime Nui posted:

"Basically." It's like my every fifth word when I talk and I hate it and I can't stop myself from saying it. :v:

Yep, "basically" is the irl version of forums favorite "literally." Overused, used badly, and adds nothing.

Also, I heard some guys saying "fucktard" and "fuckwit" in real life. Online spawned vocabulary sounds juvenile as gently caress in real life. Save that poo poo for WoW

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
double-you tee eff?

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
anything audible coming from a person is annoying. Unless it's from their butts.

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
Anytime any one says 'bae' gently caress you gently caress youfuckyou forever and a day.

Also someone at work says 'ASAP as possible' loving idiot.

Tevryr
Dec 5, 2009

PureEvil6_13 posted:

Anytime any one says 'bae' gently caress you gently caress youfuckyou forever and a day.

Also someone at work says 'ASAP as possible' loving idiot.

calm down boo, please.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

TheEldar posted:

If you're a yank (chances are you are), then if it wasn't for us and our neighbouring (gently caress you spellcheck it has a 'u' in) countries you would still be hunting boar with bows and arrows

actually if it weren't you you and your neighboring countries we would all live in england and your neighboring countries

do you think all americans are descendants of the natives? we trail of tear'd those guys and stuck them on reservations in the the desert. we're all english/german/irish/italian

ps: if it wasn't for us you'd all be speaking german and then russian and then arabic :911:

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


this is correct, all of the sudden is wrong

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

TheEldar posted:

Here in good old England (mainly stupid) people often say 'he turned round and said x' rather than just 'he said x', over and over in the same conversation and it pisses me off no end

Happens sometimes, though.

http://youtu.be/yCOjX47ZL8M

semon demon
Jul 31, 2006

"thats not my pussy"

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

PureEvil6_13 posted:



Also someone at work says 'ASAP as possible' loving idiot.

looooooooooooooooooooooool I'm waiting to hear this now.

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Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
I say "point is..." A lot

What I should be saying is "sry for rambling I'm a tool"

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