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I've been thinking about inventing something that will make me popular and get a whole shitload of money, but somebody already invented electricity and carpet and doors so I came up with a new idea: WebBongos. FAQ 1. What are WebBongos? WebBongos are the first percussive instrument wired for the web! Teens can chat on Bongo dot Com (I need to buy the domain but I have an angel investor I think) and send out sick beats via BongoChat. They can effortlessly share social messages and the hottest internet memes via wireless G Bongo Dot Com service for a premium monthly wage. 2. How do WebBongos work? Well this is the tricky part and I dont want to bog you down with all the technical engineering terms, but quite simply they are hooked up to a inline four car engine which (somehow) sends your bongo beats to the internet via Bongo Dot Com (again, the angel investor will have to sort this stuff out).  3. Wow what kind of messages and things can I send? The sky's the limit! Some popular messages include:
4. Will this leverage the power of cloud computering? Yes definitely.  Imagine a world of bongos... on the go! The hottest rhythms and BongoChat messages to your home, phone, TV, Xbox, Xbox One, Xbox 360, Xbox 4, Xbox Nintendo Wii, Xbox Nintendo Wii U, phone, toaster, blimp, phone and phone! Save and bookmark and upload and reddit and bChat to your own beat! 5. Do you have your own graphic? YES! Here it is:  6. Wow, I'm obviously interested! But how can I help get on the WebBongo Bandwagon? We will be spreading our viral social media campaign soon via major outlets such as IRC and Doom 2 BBSes (including Happy Puppy FTP). You can volunteer and get on the WebBongo Bandwagon by clicking here: website. I mean here: website name We don't currently have our list working but stay tuned in for the hottest internet sensation! WebBongos.
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hmmm... what kind of early backer rewards do you offer, op??
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Jan 2, 2015 19:10
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but how are these better than my current bongos?
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Jan 2, 2015 19:11
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That gamecube game where it's like guitar hero but with fuckin bongos instead was actually super fun. I'm behind this 100% I'll be your investor. I had this money sitting here and I've just been looking for the right idea man to come along.
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Jan 2, 2015 19:11
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Will there be dlc in the futur? I'd be interested in the conga xpac.
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What disease does Shmorky have that makes him try to talk and look like an asexual cartoon character?
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I'm excited about WebBongos™! Bongos in the Cloud™! I hope you can drum up some investors.
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Jan 2, 2015 19:12
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0
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Jan 2, 2015 19:13
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will there be some sort of large scale bongo concert we can participate in? if no, im out
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Jan 2, 2015 19:13
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Oppa Bongo Style! :P
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Jan 2, 2015 19:14
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I'm already subscribed to NetMaracas™ Sorry lowtax
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Yivgev posted:hmmm... what kind of early backer rewards do you offer, op?? 1. < $10 - PREMIUM BACKER - Club WebBongos permanent tattoo on your head for 50% off! 2. < $100 - DIAMOND BACKER - Trip to the local petting zoo while a WebBongos expert shouts "WEBBONGOS DOT COM" into your ear with a megaphone for a period of several hours. 3. < $1000 - PLATINUM BACKER - Meal at WebBongos offices in which we recreate the Last Supper before a stripper comes out of a birthday cake and reminds you that you were a mistake. 4. < $10,000 ULTRA HEADSHOT BACKER - We show up at your home or apartment and light fires and if you email us and ask us to stop lighting so many fires we will say no. 5. < $100,000 GODMODE BACKER - A tractor(???)
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Jan 2, 2015 19:15
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How is this different from competing online percussion-as-a-service app BONGR?
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Jan 2, 2015 19:16
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boethius posted:How is this different from competing online percussion-as-a-service app BONGR?
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Jan 2, 2015 19:17
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Send me a bung on the 'Bongos. What's trending on Thump-Thump? 120 Beats per minute banging a bong on the Billabong. Smoking a bong sigal. Rap a tap tap. Good vibrations. Getting banged on the bangos right now &newhashtag &bongodrums
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Jan 2, 2015 19:18
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lowtax do you smoke weed?
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Jan 2, 2015 19:19
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Lowtax posted:We refuse to comment on competing social networking services but we assure you they are a lot worse than ours. I'm sold! &webbongos &bongolyfe
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Jan 2, 2015 19:19
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It all looks pretty air tight but I'm leery of anything that touts use of "the cloud" because as far as I'm concerned it's buzzword bullshit that always fails to deliver.
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Jan 2, 2015 19:20
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i have been granted a patent on web bongos and also WebBongos
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Jan 2, 2015 19:21
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I like good bazongas and have a gazonga. How does this product help me, salesman?
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Jan 2, 2015 19:22
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I already have a non-web version of these for my Gamecube. Can you make an addon so I can use them on the internet? Maybe when someone calls me a name I don't like I can smash them really hard to show how upset I am.
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Jan 2, 2015 19:22
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uG posted:i have been granted a patent on web bongos and also WebBongos Better snap up WeBongos as well!
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Jan 2, 2015 19:22
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Why shouldn't I just continue to use my own manboobs as bongos
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Jan 2, 2015 19:23
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Is there couch co-op? If not, I'm out - I wanna be Bongin' with my buddies right next to me.
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Jan 2, 2015 19:23
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help my inline four-engined car is stuck in a bog *send*
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Jan 2, 2015 19:25
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Bad news, Lowtax, I overheard on my police band scanner that WebBongos just got featured in an article on Equestriadaily dot com. It looks like the WebBongo community is about to be ruined forever. Sorry, dude, I'm jumping ship before in the influx of rainbow pony enthusiasts.
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Jan 2, 2015 19:26
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Could these Webbongons help me communicate better with my Spirit Animal?
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Jan 2, 2015 19:26
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We would like to alert all our backers that WebBongos has officially been canceled. You will not be receiving any of your money back. Please back our latest venture, eGrout! Ever wonder what your neighbors having Been Using All That Grout On? Effortlessly share grout and tiling pics through eGrout. That name again, eGrout.
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Jan 2, 2015 19:28
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UPDATE: eGrout has also been canceled
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Jan 2, 2015 19:28
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We have preemptively canceled our next project before it has begun, CyberStockingStuffersOnline.
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Jan 2, 2015 19:30
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I've been a WebBongos backer and community member for 12 years. How could you do this to us? I wear my "I BANG THE BONGOS" tee shirt every day!
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Jan 2, 2015 19:30
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Can't wait to post my WebBongos unboxing video!
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Jan 2, 2015 19:32
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I have 30 WebBongos bumper stickers on my truck. What am I going to do now
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Jan 2, 2015 19:33
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I like this WebBongos idea, can I still buy shares?
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Jan 2, 2015 19:37
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How about an eRat (electronic rat)? I've done market research and there's good numbers in electronic rat opportunity.
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Jan 2, 2015 19:40
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Don Tacorleone posted:I like this WebBongos idea, can I still buy shares? Shares? Haha look at this guy trying to be an "investor". It's all "backers" now. 2015 capitalism is all about begging and then giving backers nothing but cheap junk in return.
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Jan 2, 2015 19:40
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Lowtax show us your bongos let's see that sick set up
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never trust an elf posted:Lowtax show us your bongos let's see that sick set up
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