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"kingdom" is the official system of government for your terrible island nation. your navy christens ships as "her royal highness' destroyer battleship HMS lord trafalgar" or whatever style depending on the gender of the king(lmao) or queen(lmao). theres a Royal Palace. your 'democratically elected' leaders actually consult these german assholes, are required to consult them, do so because its their pleasure to consult these them. the Royalty. the united states is just as bad or worse but at least the PR is less embarrassing than that bullshit most modern nations have the decency to not give powerful institutions labels like the "house of lords" and have the queen lay a sword on someones shoulder and make them sir idiot bono of the house idiot inbred retard first of his name thank you, united kingdom, for being the silliest nation on earth
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Jan 3, 2015 05:20
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we're each a monarchy unto ourselves, op
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Jan 3, 2015 05:21
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Mozi posted:we're each a monarchy unto ourselves, op hosed up if true
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Jan 3, 2015 05:21
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i have kidnapped the princess and will not let her go unless the prime minister... fucks a pig on live television
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Jan 3, 2015 05:22
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seriously its 2015 and your queen still owns a serious amount of your national wealth what the gently caress yurotards
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Jan 3, 2015 05:24
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Holy poo poo, these Americans are thirsty.
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Jan 3, 2015 05:25
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"hurrrr we have a queen as a head of state, please take us seriously as a nation, we are on the UN security council, why would the scots want to leave??"
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Jan 3, 2015 05:26
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why does TEAYCHES have such a bee in his bonnet about the uk? if we're so irrelevant and crap why does it rattle you so much, bro?
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Jan 3, 2015 05:27
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I'm pretty sure the whole royalty thing is just a way for the British to pretend they are actually still of some relevance to the world stage and not just our toadies due to the special relationship.
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Jan 3, 2015 05:28
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opus111 posted:why does TEAYCHES have such a bee in his bonnet about the uk? if we're so irrelevant and crap why does it rattle you so much, bro? i am completely in love and fascinated with the dumbest poo poo on the planet. the year is 2015 and you have a monarchy and thats endlessly hilarious
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Jan 3, 2015 05:28
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TEAYCHES posted:i am completely in love and fascinated with the dumbest poo poo on the planet. the year is 2015 and you have a monarchy and thats endlessly hilarious i dont think you are actually laughing, its more of a forced grimace.
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Jan 3, 2015 05:29
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"hello i am the queen" - some lady can say that with utter seriousness and shes right, she is the queen. her children are princes and princesses
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Jan 3, 2015 05:29
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i'm guy fawkes, bitch. Down w/ the monarchy
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Jan 3, 2015 05:30
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"i am prince william, the duke of york, kiss my ring" something someone has said unironically in the last year
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Jan 3, 2015 05:30
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hosed up if ture
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Jan 3, 2015 05:31
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OP IT'S NOT YOU IDIOT. THEY HAVE A PRIME MINSTER!!!
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Jan 3, 2015 05:32
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imo it's dumb they have democracy too. it's 2015 everyone should be governed by a hive mind
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Concerned Citizen posted:imo it's dumb they have democracy too. it's 2015 everyone should be governed by a hive mind THE BRITISH DEMOCRACY IS A JOKE.
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Jan 3, 2015 05:37
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TEAYCHES posted:"kingdom" is the official system of government for your terrible island nation. your navy christens ships as "her royal highness' destroyer battleship HMS lord trafalgar" or whatever style depending on the gender of the king(lmao) or queen(lmao). theres a Royal Palace. your 'democratically elected' leaders actually consult these german assholes, are required to consult them, do so because its their pleasure to consult these them. the Royalty. the united states is just as bad or worse but at least the PR is less embarrassing than that bullshit The United Kingdom actually owns because it has literally no constitution or basic organizing charter document at all, literally everything is just *checks 1,000 year old ledgerbook* well now what did we do last time this happened???
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Concerned Citizen posted:imo it's dumb they have democracy too. it's 2015 everyone should be governed by a hive mind
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Concerned Citizen posted:i have kidnapped the princess and will not let her go unless the prime minister... fucks a pig on live television black mirror is pretty good
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Jan 3, 2015 05:39
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let's examine uk record: under strong monarchy: ruled most of the world with the most expansive and powerful empire in human history under constituonal monarchy: scotland nearly leaves the uk seems like monarchy is outperforming OP
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Jan 3, 2015 05:40
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TEAYCHES posted:"hello i am the queen" That's not how it works they have a guy introduce her on her behalf in a voice like 'HER ROYAL MAJESTY THE QUEEN' so there you go EDIT: For real though although I would like to see the monarchy burnt at least Liz is pretty benign compared to the insidious meddling gently caress that is Prince Charles.
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Jan 3, 2015 05:45
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sometimes i like to roleplay like i have a british accent, like ill say stuff outloud and repeat famous british people like the monty python guys or roger waters, and then pull myself back and queue the led zeppelin for some hard american rock
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Jan 3, 2015 05:47
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i'd be fine with having a monarch so long as they give me good healthcare op. does your lord and savior Caliph-Fuhrer Barrack HUSSEIN Obama guarantee that?
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Jan 3, 2015 05:48
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Prince William seems like a p. okay guy TBH.
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Jan 3, 2015 05:49
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nutranurse posted:i'd be fine with having a monarch so long as they give me good healthcare op. does your lord and savior Caliph-Fuhrer Barrack HUSSEIN Obama guarantee that? id eat poo poo and go to hell before i would swear allegiance to any self-styled king or queen
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Jan 3, 2015 05:49
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TEAYCHES posted:id eat poo poo and go to hell before i would swear allegiance to any self-styled king or queen well when youre in hell you get to swear allegiance to the most metal monarch of them all, the prince of lies himself! you can't escape monarchs. like their cousin the cockroach, monarchies will outlast humanity
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TEAYCHES posted:id eat poo poo and go to hell before i would swear allegiance to any self-styled king or queen Yeah but we're Americans, being servile is an ancient part of British culture and it's alright for them.
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Jan 3, 2015 05:50
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they also have some historical hosed up poo poo where the king of England was also the king of France but not really and there were two popes and they disagreed with whethere the king of englandwas the king of France or if the king of France was the king of England and for some reason that was a big deal even though they all inbreed and have bad teeth really hosed up
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Jan 3, 2015 05:58
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Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth II has never lost a fight. Let that sink in.
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Jan 3, 2015 05:58
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth II has never lost a fight. Let that sink in. She lost the battle for aging gracefully.
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Jan 3, 2015 05:59
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We all have our private demons..... the battles we felt we never won... perhaps it is u who needs more sympathy for Lizzy 2
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Jan 3, 2015 06:02
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth II has never lost a fight. Let that sink in. I bet she never had 18 holes in one, let alone the first time she played golf
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth II has never lost a fight. Let that sink in. was one of her fights trying to not preside over the complete obsolescence and irrelevance of her kingdom
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Harime Nui posted:The United Kingdom actually owns because it has literally no constitution or basic organizing charter document at all, literally everything is just *checks 1,000 year old ledgerbook* well now what did we do last time this happened??? "we uhhh declared war on the united provinces" "top hole, i'll draw up the letters of marque and reprisal"
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i wouldnt give a single pound (dollar) to that bullshit monarchy. good video
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