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Boss, BIG FAT GIANT OBESE OVERWEIGHT MARIO keeps eating the drugs. We gonna go bust at this rate.
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 08:21 |
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Happy Bear Suit posted:nyahhh I'm a gangsta see BRETT "THE HITMAN" HEART ur jobs to run the underground gambling ring and to make sure that the mole people gamblers and chuds do not escape to the surface by keeping them in debt via their gambling addictions
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 08:24 |
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i wanna be a part of "the" family. i'm tired of being nothing but the son of a blue-collar schmuck, tired of it
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 08:27 |
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Monkey Fracas posted:how about i give you a name OP thats a good name thank u ur name is MICKY JEGGINGS and ur assignment is to do pat downs on ppl that are meeting w/ the dons and godfathers. but ur way to thorough and take a overly long time and every once in a while u just kind of tenderly hug the person and pat them on the back lovingly. then they break down crying and u say there, there it will be alright gently. thats how the mafia makes friends
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 08:28 |
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spud posted:Boss, BIG FAT GIANT OBESE OVERWEIGHT MARIO keeps eating the drugs. We gonna go bust at this rate.
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 08:31 |
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Cnut the Great posted:i wanna be a part of "the" family. i'm tired of being nothing but the son of a blue-collar schmuck, tired of it GOOD AT MATH DONNY ur the mafias accountant bc nobody else knows math. u better not be skimming off the top or its curtains for u!!! not that wed ever figure it out bc we basically have 2nd grade educations lol but its all good we trust u donny we trust u naively w/ 100% certainty
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 08:31 |
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can i be squishy steve
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 08:32 |
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Bike without wheels posted:can i be squishy steve CRUNCHY CARL ur don of the whole northwest granola operation
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 08:38 |
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ilikedirt posted:thats a good name thank u I like it this character has legs
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 08:53 |
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I call it the milky way when I haven't jacked off in a long time and bust off a long ropey load I dress up in a swirl like a cinnamon roll
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 08:57 |
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oi im just a good ol irish boy from the bronx but i got the stuff, i really do.
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 08:58 |
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PUBES MALONE is a good name
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 09:02 |
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The Kraken posted:I call it the milky way when I haven't jacked off in a long time and bust off a long ropey load I dress up in a swirl like a cinnamon roll MUSCULAR THIGHS DANIEL ur hired muscle, specifically thigh muscles
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 09:03 |
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hit me with that 'fia name ild
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 09:05 |
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efnii posted:oi im just a good ol irish boy from the bronx but i got the stuff, i really do. FRONTY MCREARY ur a hamburglar
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 09:05 |
i wanna be a made man, op
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 09:05 |
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mookface posted:I need one
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 09:06 |
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MUSCULAR BEAVER posted:PUBES MALONE is a good name FRANK STALLONE u are silvester stallones lesser known brother who occasionally appears in movies and has low level musical aspirations. also u are one of the most prolific mafia hit men in all of history and looking into ur glassy sharklike eyes sends a chill down even the coldest mens spines
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 09:07 |
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graagrhgh robblesnarlgeeee
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 09:08 |
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joxxuh posted:hit me with that 'fia name ild BRAD ur job is to man the laundromat business front for the teddy bear drug operation
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 09:08 |
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Yo, can I join and be called Sticky Fingaz?
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 09:08 |
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Bobert Bobertson posted:i wanna be a made man, op TURTLENECK JIM ur in charge of counting the money and making sure the girls who cook up the cocaine are sexy and look sexy in their cocaine cooking bikinis. unfortunately u have a weird neck that looks like a turtles neck but thats good bc it keeps the bikini girls at a professional distance
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 09:11 |
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BIG RED McCRACKEN u are advisor to the godfather on affairs mostly dealing with the incredibly complicated heirarchy of the mafia and mafia ettiquette and heraldry
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 09:13 |
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can i put my prostitution ring on ilikedirt
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 09:16 |
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hello mafia
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 09:16 |
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tell me how to mafia op
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 09:17 |
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hello I would like to join your gang
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 09:17 |
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Literal Carehaver posted:graagrhgh robblesnarlgeeee GODFATHER TONY "THE BABY" VINCIENTE u are leader of the rhode island mafia the mafia family that occupies the smallest land area in the continental US.
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 09:18 |
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Padical posted:Yo, can I join and be called Sticky Fingaz? ROTTEN TOM ur job is to stab ppl
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 09:20 |
look boss just let me get enough coke to pay for my neck shortening, its really gross
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 09:20 |
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my gangster skills would be finding shoes that dont get stained very easily and baking
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 09:22 |
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Lucky Guy posted:hello mafia FRIENDLY JAMES youre head of extortion and protection rackets. make sure u have plenty of rackets tgey are available at sporting goid stores such as dicks (no homo) or sports authority (no homo)
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 09:23 |
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is BIG FAT GIANT OBESE OVERWEIGHT MARIO one of those ironic names too?
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 09:23 |
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Are we being recruited for some sort of ARG?; because I did not sign up for that.
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 09:24 |
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Harry in Rio posted:tell me how to mafia op its really easy u just gotta be mean to ppl and say stuff like ayyy and badabing and mama mia etc ur mafia name is NEW GUY ROY ur a seasoned mafia veteran that offers advice in the form of sicilian witicisms
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 09:25 |
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Fagmaster posted:is BIG FAT GIANT OBESE OVERWEIGHT MARIO one of those ironic names too? no unfortunately i am very concerned about his weight
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 09:26 |
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Dr. Scheme posted:hello I would like to join your gang GANG BANG FENG u run all the gang bangs and are in charge of the porn business operation and also ur main job tho is to put japan style censoring on all the porn
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 09:28 |
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Did you bring the goods.
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 09:29 |
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ok i need to go to sleep )thankfully not with the fishes heh... heh... heh...) even mobsters have to sleep fellas!!! pictured above: candid photo of notorious mobster Al "Cup of Joe" Capone caught napping peacefully
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# ? Jan 3, 2015 09:32 |
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poast
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