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ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

Going into witness protection for dog fighting need cool mafia name because I'm not going to admit to dogfighting, thanks ilikedirt.

MIKE "THE SHOCKER" VICK unfortunately u have been assigned to the dog fighting ring. fortunately tho its not the brutal animal fighting kind but rather the cool top gun fighter jet kind

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ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

GRANNY JOE ur tranny joes grandma

Mr Underhill
Feb 14, 2012

Not picking that up.
Hit me, though my nick might qualify already. C'mon.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

AL CAPTWO u are al capones evil twin and the opposite of him in every way

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

ilikedirt posted:

AL CAPTWO u are al capones evil twin and the opposite of him in every way

What's the opposite of Syphilis?

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Applewhite posted:

What's the opposite of Syphilis?

lycanthrope

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
I play mafia

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

GAY GARY your jobs to check if ppl are gay by touching their weiners. if their weiner gets a boner then there gay. if it stays small and then there not gay and u gotta kick em out OR turn em gay sonme how

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Guru Yaekob posted:

Whats mine OP?

EDDIE "THE BRICK" TOPAZ u used to be in the mafia but got a really bad minecraft addiction

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

PANTY SNIFFIN ROLANDO ur the super pervy mafia guy thata constantly wringing his hands

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Quote-Unquote posted:

Get a load of this guy over here
Eyyyy Ohhh

That's all the gangster talk I know atm will learn more

DANNY "ACID BATH" TANNER notorious for ur cruel torture techniques

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

jon joe posted:

I play mafia

FLIPPER u are the mafias reconnaissance dolphin u scout out seaside neighborhoods to see if there good places to sell drugs or offer protection and report back in a series of elaborate clicks and whining noises

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Applewhite posted:

What's the opposite of Syphilis?

BUGSY YOLONE ur a very modrrn mafioso that speaks only in twitter hashtags and so ur the mafias social media guru

MVP
Nov 1, 2012

by Lowtax

ilikedirt posted:

psst come here kid...

u just been initiated into the hardest criminal mafia of all time LAS COSA NOSTROS... welcome to the big times...

post itt to get assigned ur criminal underground name also known as youre "aka"

CLAUDIO LEATHERNUTS your job is to make mafia threads in GBS

Your name was SILVIO THE STINK EYE without spaces on gangstaname dot com

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
oif i gave u a fuckin mafia name u better viote this thread 5 or ur DEAD you hear me DEAD

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard
This thread displeases me. I'd stop if I were you.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

MVP posted:

CLAUDIO LEATHERNUTS your job is to make mafia threads in GBS

Your name was SILVIO THE STINK EYE without spaces on gangstaname dot com

THIN CRUST CHRISTO ur duty is to please that booty

The B_36
Jul 10, 2012

ilikedirt posted:

PRETTY BOY EUGENE u got the nickname bc u were born with harlequins disease

Awwwww, you think I'm pretty? :bigtran:

In all seriousness, I looked up Harlequin's disease, it seems pretty nasty - do you think I'll make it past adolescence? :pray:

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

ilikedirt posted:

oif i gave u a fuckin mafia name u better viote this thread 5 or ur DEAD you hear me DEAD

#5'd

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

I want one please ilikedirt

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Uncle Enzo posted:

This thread displeases me. I'd stop if I were you.

SHARK TANK FREDDY u offer to purchase percentages of entrepebeurs businesses if u think theyll be profitable but if not then u throw them in ur shark tank and sharks eat them

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Bob NewSCART posted:

I want one please ilikedirt

BLADE TRINITY VINNY because u always got that movie olaying on dvd whenever ppl cone over to ur house

padijun
Feb 5, 2004

murderbears forever
What is my mafioso name

PixieDreamGirl
Apr 29, 2014

2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie
I always end up as the Dons wife in these sort of threads.

PixieDreamGirl fucked around with this message at 23:16 on Jan 3, 2015

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

PixieDreamGirl posted:

Ey boss, I gotch ya cannoli here. Gimme a name now will ya?

DUKE "PING PING" RISSUTO actually ur just a panda somebody stole from a zoo but u have managed to climb ur way up to one of the most powerful positions in the family earning both the fear and respect of ur peers

Coffee Mugshot
Jun 26, 2010

by Lowtax
this is my yakuza name

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

padijun posted:

What is my mafioso name

OBI WAN CORLEONE ur the chief jedi of the mafia family and act as ambassador to the intergalactic mafia families

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Voted Worst Mom posted:

this is my yakuza name

RYU "DEATH BY THOUSAND CUTS" SHINZEN u got the nickname bc nobody really taught u how to shave and so like every morning u roll into work lookin a hot mess w/ like 20 globs of tp on ur face

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Bob NewSCART posted:

I want one please ilikedirt

DON PIIPII PUPU one of the most feared drug kingpins of hawaii, u find it difficult to be taken seriously on the mainland bc of ur unusual native hawaiin name

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
op hopefully u give me a name if not them im going 2 break youre legs

Mr Underhill
Feb 14, 2012

Not picking that up.
Hey, you skipped me, ilikedirt.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
Hey man you skipped me.

Edit: hello fellow skippee ^^^

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

I got two, sweet.

johnny sack
Jan 30, 2004

One day, this team will play to their expectations...

Just not this year..

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Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf
hey, gimme a name or youll sleep with a fish

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Mr Underhill posted:

Hey, you skipped me, ilikedirt.

The B_36
Jul 10, 2012
Hey ya bunch a mooks, give da boss a rest, he's a real important individual, ya know?

Listen to me, I'm already a made man :agesilaus:

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





i want it

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

If you would be so kind...

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Mr Underhill
Feb 14, 2012

Not picking that up.
If this guy doesn't christen us soon I'm taking over the whole operation and switching it to Russian mafia theme.

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