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Kosmo Gallion: Sep 13, 2013

*gets cucked by bond and falls into volcano *

# ? Jan 3, 2015 14:03

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Rapman the Cook: Aug 24, 2013; by Ralp

I WANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOOD!

# ? Jan 3, 2015 14:04

jBrereton: May 30, 2013; Grimey Drawer

No, Mr Bond, I think you'll find this topic quite un-gassable.

# ? Jan 3, 2015 14:19

Frank Horrigan: Jul 31, 2013; by Ralp

James. James Bond.

# ? Jan 3, 2015 14:25

Universe Master: Jun 20, 2005; Darn Fine Pie

ha ha, no Mr. Bond, I expect you to die

# ? Jan 3, 2015 14:26

Othin: Nov 20, 2002; Hair Elf

I have really great tits and like six PHDs, but my english is utter poo poo.

# ? Jan 3, 2015 14:32

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

Othin posted:

I have really great tits and like six PHDs, but my english is utter poo poo.

denise richards?

# ? Jan 3, 2015 14:36

Nog: May 15, 2006

*locks you up and leaves you to die as the thread is slowly gassed*

# ? Jan 3, 2015 14:36

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

she wasnt a villain unless you consider ruining a movie to be villainous

# ? Jan 3, 2015 14:37

canned from the band: Sep 13, 2007; I'm a man of intensity. Of cool, and youth, and passionately

*tips fedora*

# ? Jan 3, 2015 14:38

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

We're gonna give it a good run, but at the end we're gonna get beat by James Bond. If we are a good villain we can at least kill MOM so James Bond fails his most important objective.

# ? Jan 3, 2015 14:47

Pththya-lyi: Nov 8, 2009; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

*turns into a balloon, explodes*

# ? Jan 3, 2015 14:57

Pickle dicker: May 25, 2014; by XyloJW

*Is the USA*

# ? Jan 3, 2015 15:07

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

We're gonna give it a good run, but at the end we're gonna get beat by James Bond. If we are a good villain we can at least kill MOM so James Bond fails his most important objective.

yeah really silva was the most successful of all the bond villains. he pretty much ruined m's reputation and killed her. i guess the only qualifier i can think of was that he wanted to see her die or at least die with her

# ? Jan 3, 2015 15:09

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

# ? Jan 3, 2015 15:19

Tomahawk: Aug 13, 2003; HE KNOWS

gary oldmans diary posted:

# ? Jan 3, 2015 15:32

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

*strokes pussy cat*

Applewhite fucked around with this message at 15:50 on Jan 3, 2015

# ? Jan 3, 2015 15:35

plain blue jacket: Jan 13, 2014; IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Applewhite posted:

*strokes pussy*

pls keep this clean this is a family friendly forum

# ? Jan 3, 2015 15:37

Sombrerotron: Aug 1, 2004; Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

*becomes transethnic, goes to oxford*

# ? Jan 3, 2015 15:45

Happy Bear Suit: Jul 21, 2004

*is secretly gay for Bond*

# ? Jan 3, 2015 15:47

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Hahaha! Bond!
I'm the Kum Kummando!
Now taste the blast from KumKopter Kannon!
*fires blasts of cum at Bond*

# ? Jan 3, 2015 16:32

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

*attempts to incapacitate bond with a wholly unique vagina grappling style*

# ? Jan 3, 2015 16:34

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

I'm octopussy

# ? Jan 3, 2015 16:35

Sentient Data: Aug 31, 2011; My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

My master plan is to steal the entire Dutch supply of tulips... I'll be the richest man in history!

# ? Jan 3, 2015 17:50

Hometown Slime Queen: Oct 26, 2004; the GOAT

*steals the entire Eiffel tower*

lol @mrbond

# ? Jan 3, 2015 17:56

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

*steals the entire Eiffel tower*

lol @mrbond

James Bond/Carmen Sandiego crossover looking good

# ? Jan 3, 2015 18:13

PodunkWolf: Dec 1, 2002

I never watch james bond. Is it any good theater?

# ? Jan 3, 2015 18:13

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

*breaks into fort knoks*

# ? Jan 3, 2015 18:13

PodunkWolf: Dec 1, 2002

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

*steals the entire Eiffel tower*

lol @mrbond

What happened... To you... Pls...

# ? Jan 3, 2015 18:14

CAPT. Rainbowbeard: Apr 5, 2012; My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.; Lipstick Apathy

I loff...

goooooooooooooollllld.

# ? Jan 3, 2015 18:38

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

James Bond/Carmen Sandiego crossover looking good

And the only clue is held by a curious man named Waldo. Now if only Bond could find him... but where is he?

# ? Jan 3, 2015 18:50

Sassafrasquatch: May 7, 2007

*Doesn't just shoot Bond in the face*

# ? Jan 3, 2015 18:53

Harime Nui: Apr 15, 2008; The New Insincerity

*levels gun at ur face*

I want it in writing before you die...... "the greatest sexual experience of my life..... was Harime Nui."

# ? Jan 3, 2015 18:57

Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

*Explains my entire plan giving you just enough time to stop me*

# ? Jan 3, 2015 18:58

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

*Is a completely indestructible henchman who survives numerous situations that would have unquestionably killed James Bond*

*still gets beat by Bond in every movie*

# ? Jan 3, 2015 19:03