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In this thread I would like to discuss the moral and ethical ramifications of farting on your cat. To begin this thread, I will give two examples of farting on your cat, the first being that of your cat sitting on your lap in a pleasant state of slumber. Unbeknownst to the cat, you have one brewing down below and you let it rip. In most scenarios the cat remains unperturbed. Perhaps a slight sleepy eyed glance is given, and then back to whatever it is cats dream of. In other cases, the fart is voluminous enough to awaken the creature from it's slumber in most often a state of awareness and confusion. To the cat's simple mind, it either does not know what that noise was and if it should be alert, or worries that perchance it had created that disturbance and act to play it off by immediately grooming itself. It is within these few dashing moments that you begin to see the true nature of how the feline mind works. Some may say it is representative of the transgressive nature of the female mind, which is different by only three letters of the two words "feline" and "female." The second scenario, in which one rips a fart upon an unsuspecting cat who is slumbering privately in a quarters away from yourself, it is almost always likely that there will be some form of an agitated reaction, however whether this is due to the physical presence of your rear end against the face of the cat or due to the fart itself has yet to be studied enough to draw proper quantitative and qualitative conclusions. Further attempts to push forth research on this scientific boundary have always been fought with stalwart opposition by groups questioning the morality and ethics of these experiments, who even further question the merits of the research in the first place. As a leading tribunal on ethics and morality on a variety of other issues brought up in this past year alone, we must strive to come to some form of resolution on this deeply important matter.
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what about farting on your dog
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Jan 4, 2015 02:46
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its wrong to interrupt a cat with face-to-rear end farts, however, incidentals when the cat is on your lap are fine.TEAYCHES posted:what about farting on your dog they love it
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Jan 4, 2015 02:46
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I copied the second line into a google search and got a bunch of results about Finnegan's wake. How bizarre.
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Jan 4, 2015 02:47
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i believe it is wrong to fart on a cat because unlike dogs, cats have a sense of dignity and self-respect. even if they cannot fully comprehend exactly what it means that they have been farted on, they clearly do not like it. you should respect your cats autonomy and sense of pride. please respect your cats fart on your dog all you want though, they are slavish in nature, reprehensible
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Jan 4, 2015 02:49
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Frog Act posted:its wrong to interrupt a cat with face-to-rear end farts, however, incidentals when the cat is on your lap are fine.
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Jan 4, 2015 02:49
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Frog Act posted:its wrong to interrupt a cat with face-to-rear end farts, however, incidentals when the cat is on your lap are fine. Truth
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Jan 4, 2015 02:50
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TEAYCHES posted:what about farting on your dog turnabout is fair play
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Jan 4, 2015 02:53
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The best way to fart on your cat is to catch it sleeping and slav squat over it and fart directly on the top of its head, imo OP. It's just and righteous.
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Jan 4, 2015 02:54
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I cannot believe this happens.
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Jan 4, 2015 02:59
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Citations?????
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Jan 4, 2015 03:00
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I regularly spew my garbage breath towards my dog. She loves it. By loves, I mean she actively tries to ignore it but can't because I'm alpha over her. She is the only female creature I'm alpha over.
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Jan 4, 2015 03:03
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dont shart on your cat
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Jan 4, 2015 03:09
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My cat sleeps next to my rear end every night. Without my any intention he is definitely getting farted. I know I fart when I sleep because I've woken myself up with the stench of my horrible add gad at weird hours. My conclusion is that my cat is a huge stinky pervert.
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Jan 4, 2015 03:15
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jesus christ
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Jan 4, 2015 03:55
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Frog Act posted:its wrong to interrupt a cat with face-to-rear end farts, however, incidentals when the cat is on your lap are fine. Yeah they do. When I Dutch oven my dog, he can't get enough.
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Jan 4, 2015 04:07
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Cats love farts, dont worry about it. Thats why they're always next to your butt, sniffing at it. They want it, the little fart sluts.
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Jan 4, 2015 04:08
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Irrational Bees posted:Cats love farts, dont worry about it. Thats why they're always next to your butt, sniffing at it. They want it, the little fart sluts. :gross: what cat walks around sniffing your butt...? I think it says more about your hygiene than your cat
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Jan 4, 2015 04:21
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johnny sack posted::gross: My butt is extremely clean, tyvm, I use an enema about once a day!
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Jan 4, 2015 04:23
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TEAYCHES posted:what about farting on your dog he farts on me all the time so I repay him in kind I wouldnt fart on no cat though, they are devious and will most likely spray fart in your mouth whilst you sleep
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Jan 4, 2015 04:30
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I really have to fart right now but I don't have a cat. What do I do?
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Jan 4, 2015 04:34
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Call Animal Control, they havea van full of animals to fart on
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Jan 4, 2015 05:17
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 MFRRRGGHHELLOSSSSS!
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Jan 4, 2015 05:33
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Gatts posted:
Chase No Face is so scary.
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Jan 4, 2015 05:35
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Gatts posted:
brundlecat
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Jan 4, 2015 05:36
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do as you want the cats would do far worse to us if they had their way.
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Jan 4, 2015 05:40
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It's better to fart on your wife anyway.
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Jan 4, 2015 05:43
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Just fart straight in its face. They usually lick their lips and taste the air when you do it.
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Jan 4, 2015 06:02
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I fart on every animal except a rat, I feel like the blast might overpower their tiny lungs. Rabbits are fair game though, cats and dogs get facefulls, just shove their nose straight up your crack. I consider it vengeance well earned.
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Jan 4, 2015 06:25
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this thread is more disappointing than the star wars ep 7 trailer
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Jan 4, 2015 06:26
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A much better question is to discuss the ethics of pissing on your cat. On several occasions, with different cats, the feline would be intrigued as I was urinating into the toilet. They placed their paws on the rim and peered into the bowl, inadvertently interrupting the urine steam with their head. Note that I did not intentionally do this, and did not move or alter the direction of the steam. If I bear any guilt, it is a sin of inaction, watching impassively as the cat in question volunteered its way into a golden shower. On a scale of morality, this probably resides between unintentionally farting on your cat and deliberately farting on your cat.
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Jan 4, 2015 06:44
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Fart Puzzle posted:The best way to fart on your cat is to catch it sleeping and slav squat over it and fart directly on the top of its head, imo OP. It's just and righteous. I also support farting on a cat's head, freestyle or under the comforter. Fart on Cats 24/7. fartoncats.com
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Jan 4, 2015 07:00
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My parent have a litter of cats that fart all the time and it's so vile they can stink up a whole living room in short order. So it would simply be payback. Plus every single cat I've ever encountered goes out of its way to stick its rear end right in your face.
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Jan 4, 2015 07:15
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CaptainSarcastic posted:A much better question is to discuss the ethics of pissing on your cat. my cat once tried to jump into the toilet so I pissed in his catbox saying THE TABLES HAVE TURNED HOW YOU LIKE THAT NOW HUH
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Jan 4, 2015 07:39
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i have a dog and if u fart near ur dog it will look at u quizzically
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Jan 4, 2015 07:43
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every cat is a stupid rear end in a top hat jerk and deserves whatever you're gonna do to it including if you just took a wet poo poo all over your loving rear end in a top hat cat.
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Jan 4, 2015 07:52
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cats are a gas gas etc.
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Jan 4, 2015 08:13
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my cat does is to me all the time, i dont see why it shouldnt be the other way around OP
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Jan 4, 2015 09:00
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Jesus Christ posted:In this thread I would like to discuss the moral and ethical ramifications of farting on your cat. i didnt read any of this
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Jan 4, 2015 09:38
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Cats do not like being lifted up in the middle of a nap so you can fart on their face. Source: My sisters cat and my butt
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