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Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

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what the gently caress is this goons? I apply a balm and it goes away but what infection could be so persistent?

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mbt
Aug 13, 2012

its mrsa

go to the doctor

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Please include a picture OP.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
its a bite from a wendigo

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

its a bite from a wendigo

do wendigos have STDs?

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
use lotion you ashy motherfucker

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
White people are lucky they are the same color as ashy skin.

mbt
Aug 13, 2012

drilldo squirt posted:

White people are lucky they are the same color as ashy skin.

yeah but every time we put lotion on people say its "racist"

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

Spanish Manlove posted:

use lotion you ashy motherfucker

thanks I suspected the solution would be that I'm not manloving myself enough

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
it's morgellons

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

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see I used to think it's something that becomes a spore for most of the year and comes out when my immune system weakens during winter

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
maybe it's a parasitic cactus but I haven't found any sharp protrusions yet

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

Lichy posted:

see I used to think it's something that becomes a spore for most of the year and comes out when my immune system weakens during winter

check to see if a mushroom is growing out of your butt hole

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Lichy posted:

maybe it's a parasitic cactus but I haven't found any sharp protrusions yet

its a baby ent

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

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it's too hairy to differentiate

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

slow motion necrosis, op. youve noticed that every year the sore gets bigger

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
so you're saying the necrosis cleverly hides during the other nine months of the year or what

reagan
Apr 29, 2008

by Lowtax
stop injecting krokodil

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose

Also, Aids.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


various cheeses posted:

Please include a picture OP.

naem
May 29, 2011

You're a werewolf

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
Not enough info. As mentioned above, it could be a bite. Or it could be the opposite and could be something internal working its way out, because you said it 'opens'. But how much does it open? Wide? Really wide? And how big is your skeleton?

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

YOU DIED

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

ive seen that before op, it means your gay

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
Winterworm is common among your age group

kindermord
Jun 5, 2003
ducks is chickens with swimmy toes
whatever u do don't watch Monsters Inside Me because then you'll realise that the thing on your arm is also incubating in your brain and your days are numbered (with not big numbers)

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
my skin gets really dry in the winter

batteries!
Aug 26, 2010
what happened to that goon who waited months to post his e/n thread of "i got bit by a hosed up dog do you think rabies is a possibility"

Judge Tesla
Oct 29, 2011

:frogsiren:

DoubleWelp posted:

what happened to that goon who waited months to post his e/n thread of "i got bit by a hosed up dog do you think rabies is a possibility"

He went barking mad.

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


It's probably just eczema brought on by the cold, use more lotion.

NFX
Jun 2, 2008

Fun Shoe

Kimmalah posted:

It's probably just eczema brought on by the cold, use more lotion.

Or by the low humidity

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Why don't you take your obamacare down to the free clinic and demand answers OP.

Fagmaster
Aug 21, 2004

its als or false pregnancy

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Whats a morgellon?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

use some bag balm on it

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


psyopmonkey posted:

Whats a morgellon?

Fake internet disease.

joxxuh
May 20, 2011
Easiest explanation is that it's not actually in the same spot and your mind is just thinking up stuff to get freaked out about

FalloutGod
Dec 14, 2006
maybe theres clothing irritation occurring and its only noticeable during the winter since your skin dries out :iiam: ive never gotten to use that smilie before or the next one :feelsgood: thanks op

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

FalloutGod posted:

maybe theres clothing irritation occurring and its only noticeable during the winter since your skin dries out :iiam: ive never gotten to use that smilie before or the next one :feelsgood: thanks op

try using this smilie friend- it goes a long way :coolfish:

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Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

try using this smilie friend- it goes a long way :coolfish:
:waycool:

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