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they spent half of ww2 hyping up hitler as this invincible ruthless lunatic and then he just gets owned by nature like a bitch. plus, the jewish conspiracy subplot never got resolved
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 11:17 |
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because he wanted to own more than napoleon so he decided that he would succeed where napoleon failed in russia by making basically the same mistakes also if you arent The Mongols don't invade Russia. esp during the winter.
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 11:19 |
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Digiwizzard posted:plus, the jewish conspiracy subplot never got resolved nah they just got their own spinoff
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 11:24 |
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Damo posted:
yes its a good idea to invade russia in the 13tj century when it didn't exist
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 11:26 |
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It turns out he was insane, you see.
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 11:27 |
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you know what i mean smarty pants it was still the same landmass with similar weather also im p. sure they also had track suits back then too
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 11:27 |
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im gay (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 11:28 |
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Damo posted:you know what i mean smarty pants actually it was considerably warmer in the 13th century. nice try but youve been owned.
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 11:29 |
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truly i have been. your mad history knowledge is wasted on us in gbs 2.1
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 11:31 |
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Damo posted:truly i have been. your mad history knowledge is wasted on us in gbs 2.1 and there were people who said I shouldbt get a degree in mongol history. those people are notable by their absence in this thread
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 11:34 |
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well here let me be a substitute for them if that is actually true you shouldn't have gotten a degree in (mongol) history.
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 11:37 |
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Because the Digimon stopped him
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 11:38 |
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RideTheSpiral posted:and there were people who said I shouldbt get a degree in mongol history. those people are notable by their absence in this thread Read up. It's a rather interesting work.
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 11:47 |
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genesplicer posted:Read up. It's a rather interesting work. im afraid that history written by anthropologists is automatically invalid
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 11:52 |
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Genghis Khan owned, but his son/successor Ogedei was nearly as awesome. I believe he was an alcoholic and decided he'd curb his drinking by limiting himself to a certain number of cups a day, but then had special gigantic cups made to make up for it. Dude owned.
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 11:53 |
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someone please do a supermechagodzilla writeup of ww2 that completely misses the point on the major stuff and overcomplicates all of the really minor things
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 11:56 |
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WW2 historians don't actually like WW2
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 11:56 |
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Damo posted:WW2 historians don't actually like WW2 Ww2 historians are scrub tier historians
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 11:58 |
RideTheSpiral posted:Ww2 historians are scrub tier historians
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 11:59 |
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Digiwizzard posted:they spent half of ww2 hyping up hitler as this invincible ruthless lunatic and then he just gets owned by nature like a bitch. plus, the jewish conspiracy subplot never got resolved I think it makes it better that the final battle hasn't happened yet. I, personally, would feel like the most pathetic c*ck in the world if some old people deprived me of that. Right in my face
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 12:02 |
hitler did nothing wrong also stalin was preparing to attack anyway it was a pre-emptive strike
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 12:12 |
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Hitler lost the spear the of destiny that is why his fortunes changed during the war. (Göring promised he'd give it right back).
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 12:33 |
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the good fellow tried but failed.
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 12:36 |
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He wanted some sweet rear end wall rugs can you really blame the man
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 12:42 |
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heres how ww2 SHOULD have ended... the kaiser (remember him??) shows up and reveals he didnt die but was in the german hyperbaric time chamber w/ frederick barbarossa. he reveals that to defeat the russia they need to find lenin's grandson and send him on a train to moscow. this causes russia to have a shadow anti-communist revolution which allows germany to easily defeat themm.. just in time to respond to the double threat of the americans invading france.. and a revived ottoman empire attacking from the south, now led by T.E. Lawrence (from ww1)
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 12:51 |
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Digiwizzard posted:heres how ww2 SHOULD have ended... But the Ottoman empire is allied to the kaiserreich. Why did el aurence betray us?
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 13:16 |
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it's actually fairly shocking just how close germany was to defeating russia. if the weather hadn't been unseasonably cold early in 1941/1942, or if the germans had properly fit their soldiers for winter war, the war might have been over in 1942.
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 14:16 |
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god prolongs the existence of russia so he can wring more suffering out of her people
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 14:18 |
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global warming is a conspiracy to make hitler 2s invasion of russia successful and this time its personal
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 14:19 |
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Concerned Citizen posted:it's actually fairly shocking just how close germany was to defeating russia. if the weather hadn't been unseasonably cold early in 1941/1942, or if the germans had properly fit their soldiers for winter war, the war might have been over in 1942. Also, if Russia were a normal country, they would have surrendered. Instead, more blood for the blood god!
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 14:21 |
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Hitler was a man of honor. He was liberating Russia from Jewish bolshevik oppression.
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 14:44 |
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Concerned Citizen posted:it's actually fairly shocking just how close germany was to defeating russia. if the weather hadn't been unseasonably cold early in 1941/1942, or if the germans had properly fit their soldiers for winter war, the war might have been over in 1942. nah not really
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 15:03 |
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RideTheSpiral posted:and there were people who said I shouldbt get a degree in mongol history. those people are notable by their absence in this thread lol
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 15:12 |
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you need to read more books op: http://nstarikov.ru/books/45533quote:This book will tell you who stirred Hitler into his suicidal decision to attack Stalin.
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 15:15 |
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Russia is enormous, and German armies were burning fuel going at max speed at the end of their supplylines. They could not push harder than they were already pushing, and they all got bogged down in Stalingrad. Hitler had hyped the communists and the russians as the worst threat to German existence, so of course he had to keep his promise sometime. Germany also had to attack sooner, rather than later bcoz of Russian industry gearing up immensely, outstripping any german advantage. All in all germany had basically no chance, especially not with Russia receiving Lend lease.
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 17:41 |
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Yeah the russians were ramping up to totally neg Hitler's pos hole so he had to jump out in front of that
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 17:44 |
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hitler didn't get owned by weather he got owned by stalingrad
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 17:47 |
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naming a city after himself ended up being a brilliant strategic move for stalin
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 17:49 |
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not naming a city after himself was probably Hitlers greatest blunder, all things considered
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 17:53 |
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things probably would've gone differently if hitler had let his generals push to the caucasian oil fields instead of getting caught up in stalingrad. if wwii had been directed by the same dudes who planned wwi for germany they would have won
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