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Doppelganger
Oct 11, 2002

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
Talk about hacky bullshit in music that irritates you. I'll start.

Any lyrics that use this formula:

I [insert garbage here]
You [insert garbage here]
We [insert garbage here]

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Klezmer. I'm so sick of hearing klezmer in songs. Yeah, we get it, Kanye and Nicki Minaj have both transformed popular music through their brilliant use of klezmer, but can we just stop? Please? I swear if I hear another club track built around a klezmer beat on the radio I am going to scream.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Love songs.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Big room house can suck a dick

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
So tired of hearing drums in music

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

FactsAreUseless posted:

Klezmer. I'm so sick of hearing klezmer in songs. Yeah, we get it, Kanye and Nicki Minaj have both transformed popular music through their brilliant use of klezmer, but can we just stop? Please? I swear if I hear another club track built around a klezmer beat on the radio I am going to scream.

Do you have an example of what this is

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Dear black people: Please stop rapping about Ireland, and how you want to return to your Irish homeland, and the rolling green hills of Ireland. Also, can we just stop having pennywhistle in hip-hop? Thanks.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Heath posted:

Do you have an example of what this is
This should help.

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
the diplo style tat-tattat-tat tat-tat light snare sound thats in every song now

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Syncopation

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009


those are words, not sounds. i cant hear words wtf

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

satanic splash-back posted:

those are words, not sounds. i cant hear words wtf
Uhhhhhhhhhh what about poetry, idiot?

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

The Arcade Fire: [20-minute instrumental track about human rights abuses in Myanmar]
Me: "gently caress off, MRA PUAs."

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

White people singing about white people problems

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Standard tuning.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Rapman the Cook posted:

Standard tuning.
Tuned instruments of any kind.

qntm
Jun 17, 2009
When people rhyme "night" with "light"

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

I'm sick of music using harmony, rhythm, and/or melody.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
People recording it

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

qntm posted:

When people rhyme "night" with "light"
Other rhymes I hate in music:

egg/leg

peanut/seen it

bat/cat -- Lorde uses this one all the time and I hate it

orange/duck l'orange

intangible/indisputable

NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003
Tonality is so passe. Atonal or go home

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Chuck Berry: "Wow, I sure can't wait to use all these pentatonic scales and ruin music forever!"

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

FactsAreUseless posted:

Other rhymes I hate in music:

orange/duck l'orange


Come up into the club, squeak that doorhinge
Have a dope rear end meal – duck 'l orange
Plan my UK trip, wanna visit stonehenge
Have sex with fruit, gonna gently caress an orange.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

boethius posted:

Come up into the club, squeak that doorhinge
Have a dope rear end meal – duck 'l orange
Plan my UK trip, wanna visit stonehenge
Have sex with fruit, gonna gently caress an orange.
Ugh, klezmer.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

FactsAreUseless posted:

Uhhhhhhhhhh what about poetry, idiot?

thats recorded, those were written words and i still dont know what a klezmer sounds like loving help me out here

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears


This is complextro-indie-dub-klezmer, totally different.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

I swear to god if I hear another remix of Greensleeves on the radio I am going to scream.

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Music cliches that need to come back: people telling you what their name is followed by them being here to say something (and that something rhymes with say).

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

Too much hurdy-gurdy in the top 40 right now.

Dicty Bojangles
Apr 14, 2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJM-zHMr2B0

a_gelatinous_cube
Feb 13, 2005

I am an old person and do not know what current popular music sounds like.

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

Any music that's not played on a cactus is total garbage.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Now in gonna go actually look up club Klezmer remixes thanks to this thread. Maybe dub step too.

BASF
Jun 16, 2011

by Ralp

boethius posted:

I'm sick of music using harmony, rhythm, and/or melody.

I've got a song for you then.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkpgyNo0kR8

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears


This is the best piece of art the 21st century has produced.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

bonus tracks that are 12 minutes of silence followed by 2 minutes of the band goofing off

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
artists trying to sneak in advertisements in their lyrics

no thanks lady gaga, i'm not interested in 0% financing on a new buick

GAINING WEIGHT...
Mar 26, 2007

See? Science proves the JewsMuslims are inferior and must be purged! I'm not a racist, honest!
music videos where the artist pushes poop out their butt then rubs the poop all over their body and then tells me racisms MAN

Stalins Moustache
Dec 31, 2012

~~**I'm Italian!**~~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOA-2hl1Vbc

:smug::smug::smug:

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Dear Modest Mouse band members: Please stop running out from behind trees or bushes to yell things at me. Please don't do it. It scares me, and I don't like it. Please stop.

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