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Talk about hacky bullshit in music that irritates you. I'll start. Any lyrics that use this formula: I [insert garbage here] You [insert garbage here] We [insert garbage here]
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 15:24 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 01:35 |
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Klezmer. I'm so sick of hearing klezmer in songs. Yeah, we get it, Kanye and Nicki Minaj have both transformed popular music through their brilliant use of klezmer, but can we just stop? Please? I swear if I hear another club track built around a klezmer beat on the radio I am going to scream.
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 15:26 |
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Love songs.
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 15:29 |
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Big room house can suck a dick
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 15:32 |
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So tired of hearing drums in music
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 15:35 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Klezmer. I'm so sick of hearing klezmer in songs. Yeah, we get it, Kanye and Nicki Minaj have both transformed popular music through their brilliant use of klezmer, but can we just stop? Please? I swear if I hear another club track built around a klezmer beat on the radio I am going to scream. Do you have an example of what this is
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 15:35 |
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Dear black people: Please stop rapping about Ireland, and how you want to return to your Irish homeland, and the rolling green hills of Ireland. Also, can we just stop having pennywhistle in hip-hop? Thanks.
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 15:36 |
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Heath posted:Do you have an example of what this is
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 15:37 |
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the diplo style tat-tattat-tat tat-tat light snare sound thats in every song now
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 15:38 |
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Syncopation
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 15:39 |
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those are words, not sounds. i cant hear words wtf
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 15:39 |
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satanic splash-back posted:those are words, not sounds. i cant hear words wtf
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 15:40 |
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The Arcade Fire: [20-minute instrumental track about human rights abuses in Myanmar] Me: "gently caress off, MRA PUAs."
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 15:41 |
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White people singing about white people problems
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 15:42 |
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Standard tuning.
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 15:42 |
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Rapman the Cook posted:Standard tuning.
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 15:43 |
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When people rhyme "night" with "light"
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 15:44 |
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I'm sick of music using harmony, rhythm, and/or melody.
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 15:44 |
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People recording it
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 15:46 |
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qntm posted:When people rhyme "night" with "light" egg/leg peanut/seen it bat/cat -- Lorde uses this one all the time and I hate it orange/duck l'orange intangible/indisputable
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 15:47 |
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Tonality is so passe. Atonal or go home
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 15:49 |
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Chuck Berry: "Wow, I sure can't wait to use all these pentatonic scales and ruin music forever!"
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 15:51 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Other rhymes I hate in music: Come up into the club, squeak that doorhinge Have a dope rear end meal – duck 'l orange Plan my UK trip, wanna visit stonehenge Have sex with fruit, gonna gently caress an orange.
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 15:52 |
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boethius posted:Come up into the club, squeak that doorhinge
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 15:53 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Uhhhhhhhhhh what about poetry, idiot? thats recorded, those were written words and i still dont know what a klezmer sounds like loving help me out here
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 15:54 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Ugh, klezmer. This is complextro-indie-dub-klezmer, totally different.
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 15:55 |
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I swear to god if I hear another remix of Greensleeves on the radio I am going to scream.
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 16:00 |
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Music cliches that need to come back: people telling you what their name is followed by them being here to say something (and that something rhymes with say).
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 16:01 |
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Too much hurdy-gurdy in the top 40 right now.
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 16:02 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJM-zHMr2B0
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 16:13 |
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I am an old person and do not know what current popular music sounds like.
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 16:36 |
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Any music that's not played on a cactus is total garbage.
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 16:38 |
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Now in gonna go actually look up club Klezmer remixes thanks to this thread. Maybe dub step too.
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 16:51 |
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boethius posted:I'm sick of music using harmony, rhythm, and/or melody. I've got a song for you then. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkpgyNo0kR8
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 16:53 |
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BASF posted:I've got a song for you then. This is the best piece of art the 21st century has produced.
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 16:57 |
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bonus tracks that are 12 minutes of silence followed by 2 minutes of the band goofing off
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 16:59 |
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artists trying to sneak in advertisements in their lyrics no thanks lady gaga, i'm not interested in 0% financing on a new buick
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 17:41 |
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music videos where the artist pushes poop out their butt then rubs the poop all over their body and then tells me racisms MAN
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 17:46 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOA-2hl1Vbc
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 17:49 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 01:35 |
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Dear Modest Mouse band members: Please stop running out from behind trees or bushes to yell things at me. Please don't do it. It scares me, and I don't like it. Please stop.
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# ? Jan 4, 2015 17:53 |