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LaughMyselfTo
Nov 15, 2012

by XyloJW

boethius posted:

No singing, only sprechtstimme.

That's my favorite kind of country rap.

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boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

LaughMyselfTo posted:

That's my favorite kind of country rap.

*makes you new Editor in Chief of Pitchfork*

Artline70
Apr 23, 2008
Rap breaks
Dubstep versions of regular songs
Songs about butts

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

boethius posted:

No singing, only sprechtstimme.

:agreed:

All songs will now sound like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pNW-CltHWU

LaughMyselfTo
Nov 15, 2012

by XyloJW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLBGq1PfhiY

For reference this is what I consider a good song to be

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



I miss when 90% of rap was almost entirely:
We say some words then we say one LOUD

As much as I like the Beastie Boys that covers a big chunk of their body of work. And most Run DMC.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
No belting above B natural.

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
wait i dont think you guys are being genuine in your suggestions :(

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

so sick of rappers releasing audio cookbooks instead of proper albums.

It's 2015 people. maybe release a novella or something to spice things up?

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



kustomkarkommando posted:

so sick of rappers releasing audio cookbooks instead of proper albums.

It's 2015 people. maybe release a novella or something to spice things up?

You chop those carrots and you soak those beans
Then roast that chicken at four hundred degrees

LaughMyselfTo
Nov 15, 2012

by XyloJW

Tromboner posted:

musical theater needs to be purged from this earth

There are about 
3 million notes in a two-and-a-half-hour musical; being a perfectionist, it took me a long time 
to realize that if I'm hitting 75 percent of them, 
I'm succeeding. Performing isn't only about
 the acrobatics and the high notes: It's staying in the moment, connecting with the audience 
in an authentic way, and making yourself 
real to them through the music. I am more than the notes I hit, and that's how I try to approach my life. You can't get it all right all the time, but 
you can try your best. If you've done that, all 
that's left is to accept your shortcomings and have 
the courage to try to overcome them.

-Idina Menzel

Yeah.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Quote-Unquote posted:

You chop those carrots and you soak those beans
Then roast that chicken at four hundred degrees

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
Anything from Mumford and Sons

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Robbie Fowler posted:

Anything from Mumford and Sons
Seriously, I thought rap metal died in the 90s. What, four South Africans combine rap metal with easy-listening muzak and suddenly it's 'cool" again?

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

2014 in Review: Has Pop music reached peak Oi!?

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
Of course I'm calling you "on the phone", you stupid singer.
What else am I going to call you on?

President Kucinich
Feb 21, 2003

Bitterly Clinging to my AK47 and Das Kapital

Gratuitous lip licking, lip smacking, gum chewing, and general mouth wettening behavior dubbed over dueling chainsaws.

That poo poo was old before it started.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

If I hear another DJ remix "Peaches" by the Presidents of the United States I am going to lose it. I am literally going to lose it.

Smoremaster
Aug 5, 2009

Don't forget to source your quotes!

VoxIsMyCowboy posted:

It's called an Amen beat

no, that's another thing

thanks alot assbag
Feb 18, 2005

BLUUUUHHHHHH
why does the entire orchestra smash their instruments at the end of each performance now? i mean it was kinda cool when some guitarists did it, i guess

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
the a capella 'woo' sounds in "Trainwreck 1979" that are also in a bunch of other indie crap

Woo-oo-oo-oo-oo woo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Woo-oo-oo-oo-oo woo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Woo-oo-oo-oo-oo woo-oo-oo-oo-oo

Weird BIAS
Jul 5, 2007

so... guess that's it, huh? just... don't say i didn't warn you.
any chord combination you can make with this http://www.hooktheory.com/trends

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

global tetrahedron posted:

like when they put the sound of plugging in their guyitar on the garage rock song on purpose

pretty much this

basically, anything where the artists are desperately trying to pretend that their songs weren't made with full control in some studio somewhere. like when they call out for all their PARTY PEOPLE!! or do some talking interlude, or act like they're psyching up a crowd, or like when katy perry is all 'bring the beat back' in that one song

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Quote-Unquote posted:

I miss when 90% of rap was almost entirely:
We say some words then we say one LOUD

As much as I like the Beastie Boys that covers a big chunk of their body of work. And most Run DMC.

That's just one guy rapping the line and then the other group members chiming in on the last word. Like, not that you're wrong about the effect it has, but its not like they decided to always say the last word the loudest

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


CALL MIKE JONES ON THE PHONE

281 330 8004

MIKE JONESSSS

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
http://www.theonion.com/articles/my-moroccan-neighbors-wont-stop-their-drat-ululati,10761/

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt9c0UeYhFc

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Milky Moor posted:

pretty much this

basically, anything where the artists are desperately trying to pretend that their songs weren't made with full control in some studio somewhere. like when they call out for all their PARTY PEOPLE!! or do some talking interlude, or act like they're psyching up a crowd, or like when katy perry is all 'bring the beat back' in that one song

Come on man. How are you going to pretend you don't know the name of the song, when Katy Perry was your only specific example. It's okay to like Katy Perry.

Bacicot
Apr 3, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
I wish that I could fly
Up in the sky
So very high


But seriously enough with the nu metal covers of Dog Police.

Just like a butterfly

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
ending the last track on the album with a fadeout

it was okay on remain in light but whenever anyone else does it it ruins the whole album

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

All the cliche crap contained within pop music from the 80s and 90s. In fact just all pop music from the 80s and 90s needs to stop existing.

Pop music, more like poop music lmao.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

Funnypost Collabo posted:

Come on man. How are you going to pretend you don't know the name of the song, when Katy Perry was your only specific example. It's okay to like Katy Perry.

nah, work just plays it over and over. it's the one with the dancing ice cream people.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Chorus-Versw-Chorus-Verse song structure should be dead by now. Verse is better than chorus almost all the time tineand over emphasis on the chorus outside of a dance song makes the lyrics especially meaningless and i kind of hate vapid lyrics

Oops i real posted

bluegoon
Mar 5, 2010

by Pragmatica
The words "Falling down".

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

hemophilia posted:

Chorus-Versw-Chorus-Verse song structure should be dead by now. Verse is better than chorus almost all the time tineand over emphasis on the chorus outside of a dance song makes the lyrics especially meaningless and i kind of hate vapid lyrics

Oops i real posted

I'm sorry to break it to you

Tromboner
Jan 17, 2006

LaughMyselfTo posted:

There are about 
3 million notes in a two-and-a-half-hour musical; being a perfectionist, it took me a long time 
to realize that if I'm hitting 75 percent of them, 
I'm succeeding. Performing isn't only about
 the acrobatics and the high notes: It's staying in the moment, connecting with the audience 
in an authentic way, and making yourself 
real to them through the music. I am more than the notes I hit, and that's how I try to approach my life. You can't get it all right all the time, but 
you can try your best. If you've done that, all 
that's left is to accept your shortcomings and have 
the courage to try to overcome them.

-Idina Menzel

Yeah.

:jerkbag:

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Please no more build up to beat drop. It's boring and dumb especially with your bland dumb baby beats that aren't good

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006



Didn't need an article to state the obvious. I want people to get sick of it and for it to die. Repitition is laziness. Unless youre dancing. Dance music calls for repition and that's fine but i want to believe that most people don't always need a booty shakin song

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
hitlercore

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Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
I really wish people would stop shoehorning incantations and invocations of cosmic entities in Latin an Spanish in their music all the time.

It complete ruins the song and the words stick in my head and sometimes I find myself chanting them for no reason it makes my friends uncomfortable.

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