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Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
Watching the Colts game and seeing one of many tedious armed forces commercials I had a thought. The commercial was a stupid Navy one where it said that to get to me they would first have to get through the navy first. Being one of the few smart goons I thought it was bullshit and a lie since they could go through Mexico. Then it hit me why not do something like the Panama Canal and connect the Gulf of Mexico with the Pacific Ocean!! Just bulldoze the border and flood it with a mile thick wall of ocean. Then the navy could patrol. This would also prevent tunnels being built also. I'm a genius! Plus it would create jobs!!

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NuFVQk_CCs

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
i am gay

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

good idea op ill consider this during my upcoming exploratory committee

-jeb

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Drawing board, go back to it.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

the CIA doesn't want to make it more complicated for them to get coke into the country so it'll never happen

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

Blue Train posted:

the CIA doesn't want to make it more complicated for them to get coke into the country so it'll never happen

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
cuck and im gay are also experiments in remote programming intended to turn readers into bitchmade beta boys who lust for black cock

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
there was a whole ocean between us and osama and he still knocked down our towers

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
Like I wrote. I'm one of the few smart goons. This plan went way over your heads.

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:


as a member of the posting illuminati I can confirm this

p.s. MURDER YOUR FAMIL

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

look like someone is getting black bagged

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

cuck and im gay are also experiments in remote programming intended to turn readers into bitchmade beta boys who lust for black cock

well *sweats profusely* it didn't work, and I am not one of those boys...

Humboldt Squid
Jan 21, 2006


Lol. On an unrelated note ardent chihuahua 51.3

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

Humboldt Squid posted:

ardent chihuahua 51.3

The wind will be very cold tonight.

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.
why bulldoze the border when we can just nuke it?

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you

Simstim posted:

why bulldoze the border when we can just nuke it?

Nuke everything that isn't America BAM secure borders

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.

Savings Coupon posted:

Nuke everything that isn't America BAM secure borders

I want to turn the border regions into a radioactive wasteland for the good of the country but nuking the world also works.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

I thought this thread would be about the awesome red-baiting tabletop game...

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
"A global force for good"

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Young Freud posted:

I thought this thread would be about the awesome red-baiting tabletop game...


I'm Saddam Hussein's mustache

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

cuck and im gay are also experiments in remote programming intended to turn readers into bitchmade beta boys who lust for black cock

Less Claypool
Apr 16, 2009

More Primus For Fucks Sake.

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

I'm Saddam Hussein's mustache

Thats actually the weapon of mass destruction everyone was afraid of.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

redshirt posted:

"A global force for good"

between street pooping indians and chinese who can't not cheat on an exam to save their lives and euros having no idea what BBQ is i'm starting to think that america really is the only shining beacon of hope in an otherwise dark and cruel world

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

I'd like to think whoever wrote this spends all day, every day, drawing Operator symbols on the walls.

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47





r-o-f-l

SOMETHING AWFUL SPILLS THE BLOOD OF PATRIOTS... sic semper groverhaus... :911:

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

Young Freud posted:

I thought this thread would be about the awesome red-baiting tabletop game...


i'm the SU-47s

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Yivgev posted:




r-o-f-l

SOMETHING AWFUL SPILLS THE BLOOD OF PATRIOTS... sic semper groverhaus... :911:

but wait that happened in like 2009 or something

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

but wait that happened in like 2009 or something

i'm sorry did you not see the top of that document? these are THE FACTS.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
A global force... for Good.

:smug:

Cracks me up every time. I always wonder what the slogan is for other countries

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Yivgev posted:

i'm the SU-47s

Those aren't SU-47s.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

i like how grumman put their name on the pedals in case any of the pilots decide they want to do some shopping once their done with the service

Gyra_Solune
Apr 24, 2014

Kyun kyun
Kyun kyun
Watashi no kare wa louse
no we need to look further back than the panama canal

the great wall of china worked pretty well and is also a pretty big tourist attraction so i say surround the entire country in fifty meter high mile-thick concrete walls lined in barbed wire and tanks

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47


huh, i'll be damned

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Gyra_Solune posted:

no we need to look further back than the panama canal

the great wall of china worked pretty well and is also a pretty big tourist attraction so i say surround the entire country in fifty meter high mile-thick concrete walls lined in barbed wire and tanks

the great wall should probably be called a bunch of really big walls that sort of come together to make a great wall if you dont count the bits that are all crumbly because they're not in a tourist trap



but your idea will probably work unless iran finishes their deadly mole machines

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

grover house

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Yivgev posted:

huh, i'll be damned

Yeah, the game predates the SU-47 by at least ten years, but the X-29 had been around as an experimental aircraft for a couple years before that and everyone kinda thought that it would be the basis of America's next generation of fighter aircraft. I mean, come on, they made a G.I. Joe toy out of it with the X-30 Conquest.

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

Tony Homo posted:

Then it hit me why not do something like the Panama Canal and connect the Gulf of Mexico with the Pacific Ocean!! Just bulldoze the border and flood it with a mile thick wall of ocean. Then the navy could patrol. This would also prevent tunnels being built also. I'm a genius! Plus it would create jobs!!

Why not just invade?


1. Yes
2. Yes

That was easy.

Moridin920 posted:

Cracks me up every time. I always wonder what the slogan is for other countries

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH_E6YSQqTo

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Zogo posted:

Why not just invade?


1. Yes
2. Yes

That was easy.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH_E6YSQqTo

i'm one of the babushka's in the background waiting on some sloppy seconds once the pre-babushka women are done with that guy

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Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006


It's interesting how times change...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYX7KVEtfLo

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