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Last night tops them all when I made the poor decision to eat McDonald's. Driving, fighting, questionable females and nights in lockup all pale in comparison to this. I feel awful.
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Jan 4, 2015 21:13
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Haha you blew it you loving maroon, I never eats at those crappy burger places *takes a long slurp off my chocolate infused horchata*
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Jan 4, 2015 21:14
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"any sustenance outside of my usual range of experience, or not prepared to the exacting standard of "things my mother made for me when I was an infant" literally give me stomach cramps and make me poo poo myself to death" -worthless white people who deserve only death and slavery
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Jan 4, 2015 21:15
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Harime Nui posted:Haha you blew it you loving maroon, I never eats at those crappy burger places *takes a long slurp off my chocolate infused horchata* My body is rejecting it and I went pretty hard too. Two big macs and ten chicken nuggets. I smell terrible and my guts feel like they've been ripped out of my body and dragged through the woods then put back in the wrong way.
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Jan 4, 2015 21:16
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mookface posted:My body is rejecting it and I went pretty hard too. Two big macs and ten chicken nuggets. I smell terrible and my guts feel like they've been ripped out of my body and dragged through the woods then put back in the wrong way. that's the booze you degenerate alcoholic, don't blame it on junk food
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Jan 4, 2015 21:22
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any yank restaurant gives me the shits mate, especially fast food.
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Jan 4, 2015 21:22
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Nigmaetcetera posted:that's the booze you degenerate alcoholic, don't blame it on junk food Don't talk about booze that way. I'm not even hungover really and even my worst hangovers don't mess up my guts.
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Jan 4, 2015 21:24
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mcdonalds is good
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Jan 4, 2015 21:24
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TEAYCHES posted:mcdonalds is good I disagree. How often do you eat it and what do you get
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Jan 4, 2015 21:28
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you don't know pain until you've eaten 20 nuggets and a large fries while smashed out of your gourd on cheap beer
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Jan 4, 2015 21:31
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probably once a week for a cheap lunch. i get something different everytime. i dont eat the fries or chicken nuggets tho i like the the big mac, quarter pounder with cheese, jalepeno double, all good poo poo imo. the mcwrap isnt bad either if you dont eat the fries or get a sugary soda its not a terrible meal and it doesnt give me noticable gastrointestinal distress pizza, on the other hand, will completely gently caress half of my next day 
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Jan 4, 2015 21:32
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The farts have a distinct grease trap smell
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Jan 4, 2015 21:33
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yeah the farts dont smell good but when do they ever!!
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Jan 4, 2015 21:34
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mookface posted:Don't talk about booze that way. I'm not even hungover really and even my worst hangovers don't mess up my guts. booze is the goddamned devil and i would give everything i owned to live in a country where i was free of the neverending spectre of it's availability i should probably become muslim and move to saudi arabia shouldn't i?
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Jan 4, 2015 21:35
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TEAYCHES posted:yeah the farts dont smell good but when do they ever!! They are offensive even to me. My intestines are really touchy so McDonald's and draft beer created a gut bomb
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Jan 4, 2015 21:36
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mookface posted:My body is rejecting it and I went pretty hard too. Two big macs and ten chicken nuggets. I smell terrible and my guts feel like they've been ripped out of my body and dragged through the woods then put back in the wrong way. AWWWWWWW DOES OOO WIDDLE BIDDLE TUMMY HURTSIES?
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Jan 4, 2015 21:36
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TEAYCHES posted:probably once a week for a cheap lunch. i get something different everytime. i dont eat the fries or chicken nuggets tho 
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Jan 4, 2015 21:37
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Nigmaetcetera posted:booze is the goddamned devil and i would give everything i owned to live in a country where i was free of the neverending spectre of it's availability You don't have to do that you could move to Nunavut and live with an Inuit community and eat seals and poo poo.
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Jan 4, 2015 21:37
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theres a reason why people in foreign countries with supposedly superior cuisine often forgo native dishes for the intensely popular world-wide phenomena known as mcdonalds.. just like in the realms of music and cinema, america produces the most widely appealing food in the world
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Jan 4, 2015 21:40
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mookface posted:You don't have to do that you could move to Nunavut and live with an Inuit community and eat seals and poo poo. why do i imagine that the inuit probably drink a shitload of liquor
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Jan 4, 2015 21:40
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TEAYCHES posted:why do i imagine that the inuit probably drink a shitload of liquor I knew one and he said his village was totally dry. They don't want it there because it destroys their communities. Fuckers love them some McDonald's though
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Jan 4, 2015 21:42
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mookface posted:I knew one and he said his village was totally dry. They don't want it there because it destroys their communities. Fuckers love them some McDonald's though how do they feel about psychedelics?
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Jan 4, 2015 21:45
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Oberleutnant posted:"any sustenance outside of my usual range of experience, or not prepared to the exacting standard of "things my mother made for me when I was an infant" literally give me stomach cramps and make me poo poo myself to death"
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Jan 4, 2015 21:45
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I'd much rather just order some of these bad boys, that way I don't have to leave the house
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Jan 4, 2015 21:47
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mook you've gone from not shutting up about working in an oil field and your pregnant wife to not shutting up about how much retarded poo poo you did are you going to start doing blow and punching out hookers again or what
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Jan 4, 2015 21:50
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Nigmaetcetera posted:how do they feel about psychedelics? They're cool with them especially for ritual uses
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Jan 4, 2015 21:50
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Robo Reagan posted:mook you've gone from not shutting up about working in an oil field and your pregnant wife to not shutting up about how much retarded poo poo you did are you going to start doing blow and punching out hookers again or what Maybe
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Jan 4, 2015 21:51
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buy a gopro first
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Jan 4, 2015 21:52
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mookface posted:They're cool with them especially for ritual uses ffuck yes i am in
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Jan 4, 2015 21:53
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you get da chicky nugs op?
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Jan 4, 2015 21:54
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Good Citizen posted:you get da chicky nugs op? Yeah and I used one BBQ sauce per two nugz
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Jan 4, 2015 22:02
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Jan 4, 2015 22:05
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drat
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Jan 4, 2015 22:07
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poo poo
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Jan 4, 2015 22:15
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Ever get so drunk you poo poo your pants throwing up? I guess the upside is you can just roll into bath tub but that still sucks.
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Jan 4, 2015 22:16
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Dave_Indeed posted:Ever get so drunk you poo poo your pants throwing up? I guess the upside is you can just roll into bath tub but that still sucks. lol no but how is that an upside
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christ is lord
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How did Whitney Houston die, again?
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