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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
I traveled, wrote a memoir, tried yoga. Just stuff, you know. How about you?

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Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
the forums are still down op

you're hallucinating

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.
Wept and jerked it. It was fun.

Edit: Real Answer. Watching Starship Troopers

Glorgnole
Oct 23, 2012

I had a very pleasant poop.

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
i posted a manifesto against women to tumblr

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
I was cautiously optimistic.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

watching Under Siege starring Stephen Seagall, Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
It probably was the mad rush of new registrants.

naem
May 29, 2011

Ran two miles, hawked up phlem. You're welcome European tourists in the park

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


negged a bunch of HB9s and 10s

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
masturbated
played hearts
listened to half of the tristram theme (too scary)

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
cried like a bitch, op

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



i asked other goons if the forums were down

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



we huddled together for warmth in the darkness of a browser window with no tabs open

Hollenhammer
Dec 6, 2005

harassed lowtax relentlessly on twitter to the point it would distract him fro m fixing forums

@lowtax the forum r down again did you know have you been told

lol oops wrong window

Wootman
Sep 6, 2014

by XyloJW
Made a sandwich

Ate it

Then refreshed the page then it went back up

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
I sometimes write down a thought on a piece of paper and then staple it to a telephone pole.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Wish I jerked it

Oxyclean
Sep 23, 2007


cursed aloud about lizardsquad

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
Reddit

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

hosed microwave's mom

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Cried my eyes out and now I have no eyes.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
i didnt poo poo post

felt wrong

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

gggiiimmmppp posted:

i asked other goons if the forums were down

Also actually spoke to my family for like 15mins. I didn't know I had a daughter but apparently I do, which was interesting.

JerryLee
Feb 4, 2005

THE RESERVED LIST! THE RESERVED LIST! I CANNOT SHUT UP ABOUT THE RESERVED LIST!

Glorgnole posted:

I had a very pleasant poop.

MeaningOfLife
Nov 30, 2001

:staredog: <(I can tell you that it is NOT '42'.)
I made a Goku in Minecraft.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Tried to get a blowjob from the wife, failed, then cried while she watched Celebrity Apprentice.

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer
ABSOLUT PANIC!!!

now i'm drunk

Dravinski
May 5, 2013

I lived OP. I lived.

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
Quit lying everyone we all just refreshed the forums a bunch

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I trolled "The Something Awful Forums" Forums by repeatedly making new threads that said, "UP!" to trick people into trying to login, only to find out that I, Dave_Indeed, have deceived them. Also, smoked weed.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
Watched someone else play a bird dating simulator.

Lee Harvey Oswald
Mar 17, 2007

by exmarx
i became gay

Wet Bandit
Nov 6, 2005

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



with no one left, i told my dad that i was gay how do i take it back now

Phlairdon
Apr 15, 2003

If you can't stand up you can't do war!
Cheated with another site

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



he didnt even probate me you mods could take a lesson or two from him

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
played BL2 of course, Lowtax popped in and blew up my hoverboat :argh:

Hot Dog Day #82
Jul 5, 2003

Soiled Meat
Listened to some Creed and read a Fark Photoshop thread (it was hilarious)

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ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



when the forums are down i usually go lurk somethingsensitive to make sure they still dont know i exist (thank god)

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