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try murdering youre girl friend
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Gay Hitler posted:Blood really grosses me out and I don't want to have sex with my girlfriend when shes on her period. It makes a mess, it smells, it feels weird, I dont like it. Sorry Gay Hitler but it sounds like you are gay.
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Kimmalah posted:That's where the blood comes in. The heat created by your coupling causes the blood to rapidly dry. You are now stuck inside her and the two of you will slowly fuse into one creature, eventually becoming the alchemical hermaphroditic demiurge of legend. It's extremely hosed up, and arousing.
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Let me just say, yes it's gross. Blood has a gross smell to it. Okay context, right? I watch a gay vampire show because postmodern feminists think my gender is up for grabs. Blood is cool and kinda hot in that context. But in the context of real life, no it's gross, you're being gross, stop being gross. Gay baby vampire show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dj6BQGBIz9g Tearsaslube fucked around with this message at 18:17 on Jan 5, 2015 |
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Jan 5, 2015 18:11
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I like period sex cause of the violent imagery of blood on my dick
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Tearsaslube posted:Let me just say, yes it's gross. Blood has a gross smell to it. Vampire shows are dumb but you also sound kind of like a gay baby here.
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Jan 5, 2015 18:27
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:try murdering youre girl friend i generally think you're a good poster but then i remember that you almost definitely have periods and i just dont' know anymore
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Jan 5, 2015 20:02
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Cnut the Great posted:i generally think you're a good poster but then i remember that you almost definitely have periods and i just dont' know anymore The case for troons
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Jan 5, 2015 20:04
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everything's coming up troon
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bensnotacat posted:it's period blood all the way down "menses" probably has something to do with latin mens =- mind and men english for plural man i'm sure of it but i bet someone is going to kill me for this before i can tell the world
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Jan 5, 2015 20:20
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Cnut the Great posted:i generally think you're a good poster but then i remember that you almost definitely have periods and i just dont' know anymore im on the pill and i p much dont even get them it rules
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Jan 5, 2015 20:21
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i have seen good girl video gamers and i woulcd not look away
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Mange Mite posted:The case for troons actually, i do happen to be a fan of GBS troon superstar psyopmonkey, simply because i think it's fascinating how she manages to phrase absolutely everything she says in the most obnoxious way possible. like, even when it's just a two word post, it never fails to make me reflexively cringe. it's a legitimate talent and i respect it
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Cnut the Great posted:actually, i do happen to be a fan of GBS troon superstar psyopmonkey, simply because i think it's fascinating how she manages to phrase absolutely everything she says in the most obnoxious way possible. like, even when it's just a two word post, it never fails to make me reflexively cringe. it's a legitimate talent and i respect it it's true, she's the platonic ideal of a doofus
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Cnut the Great posted:actually, i do happen to be a fan of GBS troon superstar psyopmonkey, simply because i think it's fascinating how she manages to phrase absolutely everything she says in the most obnoxious way possible. like, even when it's just a two word post, it never fails to make me reflexively cringe. it's a legitimate talent and i respect it it is kind of impressive she doesnt even try to do it its like a hosed up superpower
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Jan 5, 2015 20:26
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everybody talks about the seedless watermelon, but japan's great investion was actually the period less woman
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sexy young infidel posted:everybody talks about the seedless watermelon, but japan's great investion was actually the period less woman imo it was the rape of nanking
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Jan 5, 2015 20:40
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im on my period ama
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Jan 5, 2015 21:18
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whoflungpoop posted:im on my period ama just how often would you say this happens to you?
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Jan 5, 2015 21:20
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whoflungpoop posted:im on my period ama why dont u just get on the pill duder
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some ppl dont like the hormones have you tried an iud?
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nomadologique posted:just how often would you say this happens to you? sometimes twice a day, sometimes i save it up for a year and queef out gallons of something resembling black cherry jello GrrrlSweatshirt posted:why dont u just get on the pill duder nomadologique posted:have you tried an iud? whoflungpoop fucked around with this message at 21:30 on Jan 5, 2015 |
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Jan 5, 2015 21:23
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whoflungpoop posted:im on my period ama What incantations do you find are most effective at pleasing the blood god as you make your ritual sacrifice?
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Jan 5, 2015 21:26
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whoflungpoop posted:im on my period ama how long would you have to squat over a small insect like a ladybug before it drowned?
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Jan 5, 2015 21:27
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make period blood cookies
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Jan 5, 2015 21:28
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http://www.bad-housekeeping.com/2013/10/09/five-fun-things-to-do-with-menstrual-blood/
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Jan 5, 2015 21:30
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Gay Hitler posted:Blood really grosses me out and I don't want to have sex with my girlfriend when shes on her period. It makes a mess, it smells, it feels weird, I dont like it. I'm a fraid you're gay.
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Jan 5, 2015 21:34
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ArbitraryC posted:What incantations do you find are most effective at pleasing the blood god as you make your ritual sacrifice? writing the names of my enemies in my period blood on a bag of microwave popcorn and setting it for 10 minutes Jerry Mumphrey posted:how long would you have to squat over a small insect like a ladybug before it drowned?
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Jan 5, 2015 21:35
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anyone hear about the guy who molested the chick on her period? he was caught red handed
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Jan 5, 2015 21:36
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i like the tail end of the period, when it gets all chunky.
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fanged wang posted:i like the tail end of the period, when it gets all chunky. not surprised that a noodle dick likes ragu consistency
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Jan 5, 2015 21:47
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mods please rename me to scabs ragu
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Jan 5, 2015 21:48
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whoflungpoop posted:
thats actually p noble
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Jan 5, 2015 23:25
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it's not like a pint of blood gushes out every 5 minutes and the extra lube is kind of nice man the gently caress up a bit goons at least you're not the ones with cramps and horrible shits for a week
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Jan 5, 2015 23:31
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vyst posted:Butt lubrication.... The real solution.
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Jan 5, 2015 23:33
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i haven't had a period for almost five years thanks to my hormonal IUD. It's pretty loving rad knowing humankind has outsmarted god. Two more goes round with these should get me through to menopause and then I'll be away laughing.
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Jan 5, 2015 23:35
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theres blood gushing out of my penis
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Jan 5, 2015 23:35
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The other night my friends told me a term for a noodle of poop that comes out of your urethra after you buttfuck someone with poop in their butt but I forgot it, I feel like it would have been relevant to this thread sorry folks. 
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Harime Nui posted:The other night my friends told me a term for a noodle of poop that comes out of your urethra after you buttfuck someone with poop in their butt but I forgot it, I feel like it would have been relevant to this thread sorry folks. i have got to know this word
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