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Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
Seriously, have you ever met an Australian that wasn't a total cock?

Geographically they're from basically the same part of the world but for some reason Australians suck and New Zealanders don't.

What is up with this?

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Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
Australians are the universally the descendants of degenerate criminals op hth

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoF_fa9TMDk

Sashimi
Dec 26, 2008


College Slice
Bogans.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
Kiwi land is great and that one tv show they have outrageous fortunes is amazingly funny

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012

Jesus Christ posted:

Seriously, have you ever met an Australian that wasn't a total cock?

Geographically they're from basically the same part of the world but for some reason Australians suck and New Zealanders don't.

What is up with this?

Hmmm I dunno op

whiter than a Wilco show
Mar 30, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
New Zealander posting to disprove at least half of your theory.

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
itz kind of the same for south africans

ive met a couple ok australians but the ops point stands, kiwis drink and curse like pirates even the women and are generally laid back

theperminator
Sep 16, 2009

by Smythe
Fun Shoe
Where have you met these aussies? because generally the scum goes to third world countries for their holidays on account of it being so cheap.

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
nzs are the canadians of australia except not weird and pale

theperminator posted:

Where have you met these aussies? because generally the scum goes to third world countries for their holidays on account of it being so cheap.

theres a lot of them in the uk
Oh I see your point

theperminator
Sep 16, 2009

by Smythe
Fun Shoe
Well dunno what's going on there, most of the proles here wouldn't even be able to afford a week in the UK imho.

Not all of us are poo poo, but NZers are all pretty cool. went on a tour last year and the coolest dude there was from NZ.

I wish I wasn't Australian.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

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I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
I don't know. I've yet to meet an Australian I didn't like. Then again I don't meet many Australians.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Yep Yep Yep

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

its not that we suck, its that you're threatened by us and you interpret those feelings as us sucking so you can keep living your effeminate american lives

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
I've always wanted to visit New Zealand. Looks good. Australia more so if I was single.

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


If you had Abbott as your leader you'd be not cool too

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
New Zealand is a nice place and Australia isn't as nice.

Doctor Shapes
Mar 17, 2009

Ask and ye shall receive.
i know australians say funny stuff like "fack off" or "noice" but what do new zealanders say?

theperminator
Sep 16, 2009

by Smythe
Fun Shoe

Doctor Shapes posted:

i know australians say funny stuff like "fack off" or "noice" but what do new zealanders say?

choice az bro

Visible Stink
Mar 31, 2010

Got a light, handsome?

its ok to be australian i gues

its not great or anything, but its ok

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


NZers probably seem cool because the cool ones leave and they're the ones foreigners meet.

Applecross WC.
Sep 13, 2004
Reverence and Disregard
Half of New Zealand moves to Australia. Where's that leave us?

cool new Metroid game
Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

I know a cool Aussie who lives in the UK, He really hates Australia and other Australians.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Applecross WC. posted:

Half of New Zealand moves to Australia. Where's that leave us?

with a higher average IQ in both countries.

Applecross WC.
Sep 13, 2004
Reverence and Disregard

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

with a higher average IQ in both countries.

Oh yeah that old joke.

Where are you from OP?

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Dely Apple posted:

If you had Abbott as your leader you'd be not cool too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfJXKG4IB20

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

Because we're a pack of uneducated, lazy, entitled cunts swimming around in the vat of poo poo that is our intellectually replete culture of racism and violence.

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

*smashes tinny, tosses it out ute window, bashes a poof, votes coalition*

gaymartin
Jan 5, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

(and can't post for 7 years!)

bitmap posted:

*smashes tinny, tosses it out ute window, bashes a poof*, votes coalition*

Perfect explanation of everyday aussie life.

* Poof is an Australian colloquialism for homosexual

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
i would say the most annoying thing about australians is that they are incapable of making a post or saying a thing without mentioning that they are from australia

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012
i'd rather go to new zealand than that sun-blasted hellhole next door

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


for a charming view of New Zealand life, may I recommend the excellent documentary "One Were Warriors"

Applecross WC.
Sep 13, 2004
Reverence and Disregard

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

for a charming view of New Zealand life, may I recommend the excellent documentary "One Were Warriors"

Here's your average Kiwi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u78TGnwFreY

Zoinker
Jan 18, 2009
The only New Zealander I've ever met was a coworker of mine could do a spot-on impression of Chewbacca, so I suppose op is right.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
The Genocide and oppression of the Aboriginals is probably the worst, most unnecessarily hosed up, cruel, and heinous colonization in history and yes I did read settlers, peoples history, and 1491. It is and was actually worse than what America did, in terms of acts of sheer evil and cruelty.

gaymartin
Jan 5, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

(and can't post for 7 years!)

Stralia.avi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45JP45Z4lyQ

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Am7oKBD3PU

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exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
new zealnd bad

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