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Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEQnzs8wl6E

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
rapman, this is a
good pity thread

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Its all over

Rapman the Cook fucked around with this message at 16:30 on Jan 5, 2015

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994
:justpost:
:justpost:
:justpost:
:justpost:

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
fart

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
I wish i was loving dead you shits

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994

Rapman the Cook posted:

I wish i was loving dead you shits

see we have things in common we're all friends here

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

go on now go, walk out the door

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i dont know about your posts but making threads isnt for everybody

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

Phoon posted:

go on now go, walk out the door

I can I cant...oh god

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
If it makes you feel better I've never noticed that you exist.

Until now.

Instantly hated you.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

mysterious frankie posted:

If it makes you feel better I've never noticed that you exist.

Until now.

Instantly hated you.

Im crying and jerking off to this, thanks, its some levity from my hell.

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

Rapman the Cook posted:

I can I cant...oh god

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pL8WuOqgDtQ

Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009

:parrot:
lol you can't just leave GBS. This isn't a country club.

If you don't try to flee it will be quick and painless. The consequences of resistance need not be spoken before loyal posters.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

Acid Haze posted:

lol you can't just leave GBS. This isn't a country club.

If you don't try to flee it will be quick and painless. The consequences of resistance need not be spoken before loyal posters.

Im naked and running in the direction away.

Go away

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
I guess I just wish I was dead for ever posting in GBS

Now I know how the troops feel.

Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009

:parrot:

Rapman the Cook posted:

Im naked and running in the direction away.

Go away

Have fun digging that tracking device out. Hint: It's not up your butt. (or is it?)

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-UzaZjSNd8

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994

Rapman the Cook posted:

I guess I just wish I was dead for ever posting in GBS

Now I know how the troops feel.

you gbs now you can never go back to fyad. you can have a hit of this five for free this time kid.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
I dont have a piss this strong or offensive. Metallica wins.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
You really like Metallica, which might explain why you're just not getting the forum. GBS is pretty firmly in the Steely Dan camp.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

mysterious frankie posted:

You really like Metallica, which might explain why you're just not getting the forum. GBS is pretty firmly in the Steely Dan camp.

not gonna drop the obvious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NVQBenl_Fs

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
Steely Dan and gin Gimlets, the finest European cigarettes, shirt half unbuttoned. So, yeah, maybe you should follow the advice of Steely D and "drink your big black cow/and get out of here".

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
I like your posts Rapeman

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Wel lets all drop crak and poo poo our asses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9mwELXPGbA

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

I have never once clicked a youtube link in an op

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

I have never once clicked a youtube link in an op

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbxcPy1qJTU

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
*blocks door*
Where do you think you're going? :colbert:

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




This is the worst banme thread I've ever seen.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
rapman


ur alright in my book...


and the name of the book is.... "LIST OF UGLY DUMBIES + R*TARDS"

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
CRAPman the DOESNT READ books

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Rapman helped me cross the street one day and I'm just a tiny elderly woman with a colostomy bag and a rickety walker. When I thanked him and gave him a nickel he kindly accepted his reward and promised me he wouldn't spend it all in one place or give it to any vagrants or negroes. He seems to be a fine young man.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Im indifferent to this whole thing.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
more like shitass-faggotfuck-man, am i rite?

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Luvcow posted:

Rapman helped me cross the street one day and I'm just a tiny elderly woman with a colostomy bag and a rickety walker. When I thanked him and gave him a nickel he kindly accepted his reward and promised me he wouldn't spend it all in one place or give it to any vagrants or negroes. He seems to be a fine young man.

A true GBS minded fellow would have told you he was gayer than a goku in springtime, then made a beating off motion over his crotch until you discovered the strength within to cross the street on your own. Treacly adherence to civic duty reeks of PYF, as well as fail aids and other things that are "for the lose".

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
more like Rapeman the Cock if u ask me.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

mysterious frankie posted:

A true GBS minded fellow would have told you he was gayer than a goku in springtime, then made a beating off motion over his crotch until you discovered the strength within to cross the street on your own. Treacly adherence to civic duty reeks of PYF, as well as fail aids and other things that are "for the lose".

*nods head*

You kids these days, I'll never understand it. In my day if we did anything nonheteronormative we just kept it secret and moved on with our lives, letting the memories simmer inside and rise to the surface in the form of strict religious fervor.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
One day ill find a friend and ill pull back my skin for him or her

Im not a jew

im not sorry

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spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

Don't get down about people telling you that you're a white noise poster, Rapman. You're definitely a bad enough poster to be noticed.

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