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Hesh Ballantine posted:what do you call one murdered hedge fund manager? I believe the majority of hedge funds under perform the S&P in the long term.
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I don't think he should be allowed to inherit his dad's money now that he killed him.
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sexy young infidel posted:eh that doesn't matter much anymore, if you know somebody you get the strings pulled. Didn't obama go to harvard or something? And look how that turned out Anymore? The entire point of places like Princeton is for the children of rich folk to get a leg up. They only let in some non-rich smart kids to maintain thr reputation of the school
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kannonfodder posted:And neither of them were a minority. The legal system won't know what to do! judges will revive the ancient practice of augury until they find out that both legal teams will be paid, after which they will roll a dice School Nickname fucked around with this message at 03:17 on Jan 6, 2015 |
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Sephiroth_IRA posted:Do they have twitter in prison? no social media in prison is the real police brutality #icanttweet
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Jan 6, 2015 01:06
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Sephiroth_IRA posted:Don't the majority of hedge funds under perform the S&P in the long term? Yes The ones that do tend to get indicted for insider trading or scams
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Jan 6, 2015 01:07
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His posh area of residence was far out of proportion to his measily living expenses budget. He should have relocated to a reasonably priced area, and he could have had $2000 spending money a month.
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Jan 6, 2015 01:08
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There were people like this guy living off rich parents in school while I worked part time and my bootstraps gave me a better apt and more spending money and it drove them nuts it was fun
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Jan 6, 2015 01:09
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You don't become a billionaire like steve cohen by making 15% returns a year.. Maybe a lot of hedge funds fail but the ones that don't go HUGE. Are you guys thinking of mutual funds?
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Jan 6, 2015 01:11
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One rich guy dead. One step closer.
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Jan 6, 2015 01:15
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a posting ghost posted:You don't become a billionaire like steve cohen by making 15% returns a year.. Maybe a lot of hedge funds fail but the ones that don't go HUGE. Are you guys thinking of mutual funds? Stevr Cohen was actually implicated in insider trading just a few years ago His company pled guilty
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Jan 6, 2015 01:19
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Mange Mite posted:Stevr Cohen was actually indicted by the SEC a few years ago In the finance world if the SEC or FINRA isn't after you for some thing or another, you're doing something wrong.
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Jan 6, 2015 01:22
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Actually this article says im mostly wrong. See im a shitposter with integrity http://www.forbes.com/sites/nathanvardi/2012/09/19/americas-richest-hedge-fund-managers/
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Jan 6, 2015 01:25
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naem posted:There were people like this guy living off rich parents in school while I worked part time and my bootstraps gave me a better apt and more spending money and it drove them nuts it was fun but who had more sex, hm??
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Jan 6, 2015 01:25
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a posting ghost posted:In the finance world if the SEC or FINRA isn't after you for some thing or another, you're doing something wrong. I remember because it was like 1.8 billion for the settlement Apparently the FBI is still going bfor him personally too.
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Jan 6, 2015 01:26
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Cops were able to ping his cellphone to track him down At his apartment Nice detective work to find him there
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Jan 6, 2015 01:26
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dude looks like chad kroeger from Nickelfag imo
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Jan 6, 2015 01:27
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Mange Mite posted:I remember because it was like 1.8 billion for the settlement Dudes hosed, i didnt know it was that high. I have a high school acquaintance that just quit Bridgewater because they are insane and that is only tolerable when they are making money and bonuses are high.
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Jan 6, 2015 01:28
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donkey salami posted:Cops were able to ping his cellphone to track him down lol
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Jan 6, 2015 01:28
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God drat rich oval office. I kill rich cunts!
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Jan 6, 2015 01:28
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I mean you get a management fee plus performance bonus it's a good gig, especially since there's like zero realb regulation and you can take silly risks or just straight hifde poo poo
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Jan 6, 2015 01:29
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The rich kid used a browning hipower
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Jan 6, 2015 01:30
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Lol. The hedge fund managed only $5 million in assets. That's insignificant on Wall Street. That's smaller than most small town banks.
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Jan 6, 2015 01:32
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$3k/month aint poo poo for living in Manhattan. Douchebag dad should've bought him a Ferrari dealership up in White Plains.
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Jan 6, 2015 01:34
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steinrokkan posted:it's weird the guy wasn't a cop and the father wasn't black, amirite "loving whites, whites....he a white...white people....kill white....whites everyone? white" - goon 2014 (maybe into 2015???)
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Jan 6, 2015 01:36
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Horniest Manticore posted:but who had more sex, hm?? Lived with a gf, so me- and I didn't have to put hardly any effort in behind paying rent and willingness to cuddle and visit parents for x-mas. V good deal would recommend
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Jan 6, 2015 01:37
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Honestly there were 30 year olds who'd never had to budget or take care of themselves before living in nyc it was super entertaining. Sometimes two semi-rich twits would date and the girl would dump the guy, and he'd be just astounded like "I, don't understand, pleasure me like my servant women" and she'd be like "I'm just as semi-rich as you dude go away"
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Jan 6, 2015 01:37
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It's bad to kill your dad over two hundred dollars.
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Jan 6, 2015 01:38
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im the sandwich
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Jan 6, 2015 01:39
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naem posted:Honestly there were 30 year olds who'd never had to budget or take care of themselves before living in nyc it was super entertaining. that does sound p sweet
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Jan 6, 2015 01:39
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I assume he had a do-nothing job to supplement his income. Right? Isn't that the entire point of nepotism among the rich? What else he going to do all day, sit around in his 500 sq ft "apartment"?
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Jan 6, 2015 01:43
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Bhodi posted:I assume he had a do-nothing job to supplement his income. Right? Isn't that the entire point of nepotism among the rich? And play some Vvidya games i bet he has a sick 2014 Macintosh
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Jan 6, 2015 01:46
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new york is knocking it out of the park, i tell you. first, cop death, second, cops go on de facto strike because of cop death and prove their uselessness, now the riches are eating themselves. new york is a wonderland.
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Jan 6, 2015 01:49
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Horniest Manticore posted:cheer up! you know whats weird? right after i typed that and submitted it i thought "huh moped is both a form of conveyance as well as a feeling, i wonder if anyone will comment on it". and then you did. thats my story
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Jan 6, 2015 01:51
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Frostwerks posted:you know whats weird? right after i typed that and submitted it i thought "huh moped is both a form of conveyance as well as a feeling, i wonder if anyone will comment on it". and then you did. thats my story now im moped about your posting! idiot!
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Jan 6, 2015 01:55
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Five dollars sez: five years probation
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Jan 6, 2015 01:56
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spay and neuter your rich cunts
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Jan 6, 2015 02:01
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fyodor posted:could only afford the low-powered glock. bullets sort of dribble out of the shooty end.
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GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:"loving whites, whites....he a white...white people....kill white....whites everyone? white" - goon 2014 (maybe into 2015???) This will continue to be a thing, have a great evening.
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Neukoln19 posted:Five dollars sez: five years probation Lol maybe if he was black. 90 days house arrest at best.
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