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Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
take it to the vet

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fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
We can help them by not helping them, I call it the laissez faire approach

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
think its time to have a heart to heart with africa

Rodnik
Dec 20, 2003
Forget about em all, let the Chinese sort em out.

anchoress
Dec 24, 2011

by XyloJW
we gotta go whole hog and re-colonize it. the blacks just can't do anything for themselves, they're basically children

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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theres no fixing Africa. It's always been poo poo it's always gonna be poo poo

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
full negrocommunism

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

find a planet of underdeveloped aliens and let Africa colonize it. It's only fair

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

obtain the Negronomicon and recite it's passages, ushering in 1000 years of... darkness.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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maybe if we sink the continent into the sea

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
Bring back indentured servitude (wink). 7 years hard labor and they can have citizenship in any western country they want including iceland.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Get James Murphy to pen a song, "Africa, I Love You but You're Bringing Me Down".

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Fishy Joe posted:

Bring back indentured servitude (wink). 7 years hard labor and they can have citizenship in any western country they want including iceland.

On this note i predict a lot of verrrry creative immigration solutions over the course of this century. Its already beginning, hordes of poors from broken countries including african, scrambling to get into europe through italy and greece and into the US through anywhere on the southern border. Its not going to stop. The western world is going to have to put its foot down harder and many liberals will cry. Been reading a lot about immigration policy recently.

Adventure Pigeon
Nov 8, 2005

I am a master storyteller.
it was being fixed until they got the epidemic under control

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

a posting ghost posted:

Been reading a lot about immigration policy recently.
i wasnt scared until i got to the end of the post

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
show em hd porn

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

gary oldmans diary posted:

i wasnt scared until i got to the end of the post

That was a sign of posting haste not internet authority which apparently some people hate. I could have ended with more info yes

Heres a link though -

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/10865652/Illegal-immigration-to-Europe-shows-sharp-rise.html

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012
triple the amount of aid we give them

maybe quadruple

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Cure aids
End corruption
Educate
Industrialise

Frank Jameso
Nov 24, 2014

Tsinava posted:

someone please tell me a plan on how to make african people behave and stop raping and enslaving women and children and purposelly starvinh each other to death and getting ebola without murdering anyone.


very carefully???

when did i say you couldn't murder anyone?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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send your mighty US military in there and take it all over, kill all the horrible warlords and kingpins and throw out all the corrupt governments. It did wonders in Iraq I'm sure you can repeat your success in Africa

Poppyseed Poundcake
Feb 23, 2007
Stop white people from eating brunch

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Zzulu posted:

send your mighty US military in there and take it all over, kill all the horrible warlords and kingpins and throw out all the corrupt governments. It did wonders in Iraq I'm sure you can repeat your success in Africa

you will be greeted as liberators

Father_Johann
Aug 28, 2008
Option 1: Make more diamond mines

OOOORRRRRR

Option 2: Make Bono the King of Congo

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
not kill their democratically elected leaders any time they do something resource extraction companies western governments don't like.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
OP gets a job digging out larvae from unfortunate lepers in the Congo

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
3 generations of every man, woman, and child having a 24 hour babysitter with absolute, infallible veto authority over everything they do. When you live your entire life a certain way, that's all you know.

All see: inner cities.

anchoress
Dec 24, 2011

by XyloJW
exterminate all the brutes

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



defund doctors without borders and just keep giving them ebola

itll sort itself out

WorldsStongestNerd
Apr 28, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
It can't be fixed. Relief aid like food or clothing drives down the profit that fledgling local businesses can make. The free food and clothing may be needed, but it destroys local industry. Money and supplies goes to corrupt warlords. Imagine you have an alcoholic sibling who was driven to drink because you beat him every day when you were teenagers. You can give him help and money, but he will just waste it and be resentful. You can't force him to change and if he could change on his own he already would have. Africa will never heal the scars of colonialism for the same reasons a raped woman can never be unraped. Certain crimes like rape, torture, slavery, and colonialism are considered so heinous because the damage can never be fully undone. Africa will be a burden on the world until the sun swells into a red giant and destroys the earth.

WorldsStongestNerd fucked around with this message at 02:10 on Jan 7, 2015

dodecahardon
Oct 20, 2008
What a pointless thread, China is fixing it as we post.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

WorldsStrongestNerd posted:

It can't be fixed. Relief aid like food or clothing drives down the profit that fledgling local businesses can make. The free food and clothing may be needed, but it destroys local industry. Money and supplies goes to corrupt warlords. Imagine you have an alcoholic sibling who was driven to drink because you beat him every day when you were teenagers. You can give him help and money, but he will just waste it and be resentful. You can't force him to change and if he could change on his own he already would have. Africa will never heal the scars of colonialism for the same reasons a molested kid can never be unfucked. Certain crimes like rape, torture, slavery, and colonialism are considered so heinous because the damage can never be fully undone. Africa will be a burden on the world until the sun swells into a red giant and destroys the earth.

for you see, the negro is much like a child

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
send army men to shoot the bad guys so that there are only good guys left there

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
be sure to only send the toughest army men. no wusses

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp

Frank Jameso posted:

when did i say you couldn't murder anyone?

oh whew. okay.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
idg africa why don't they just try harder

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

anchoress posted:

exterminate all the brutes

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

adocious posted:

What a pointless thread, China is fixing it as we post.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
wasn't this a stupid D&D megathread where a bunch of pasty white fat goons talked abou their amazing lfest ideas on fixing africa as a global 'us privaledged white people could do' with 110% sincerity?

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Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005

surrender posted:

I live in the Congo, ask me stuff about living here

(I don't want to hijack the india thread)

What do you do there?

How old is you be?

How much u make?

Are you safe?

Is your food healthy?

What do u do for fun ('sides snort gunpowder n get HIV)

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