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*chews up brisket, discharges wet bolus of pummeled meat into squawking father's face*
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That was actually how my parents are in restaurants, but it's also mostly what I did while unemployed.
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# ? Jan 6, 2015 22:25 |
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Masturbating on and off for last 4 hours. My cock has friction burns.
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# ? Jan 6, 2015 22:35 |
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Riosan posted:Well I could be looking for work but I just bought a PS3. I think we all know what the right choice is I used to get that bullshit about dropping off resumes in person too. You know what happened when I tried it? Everyone told me they don't take paper resumes. The only people who give that 'in person' advice are parents who still think its the 1970s. EDIT: But my favorite line was always 'just go somewhere and tell them you'll work for free, then once you've impressed them enough they'll hire you as a full employee.' Why the gently caress would they do that if I already agreed to work for free? Also needing money to actually survive is important but imo the futility of the endeavor outweighs the pointlessness.
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# ? Jan 6, 2015 22:55 |
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MegaGatts posted:When I was looking for one after being unemployed for four months I averaged about two hours a day. All at home though. In 95% of places if you show up physically and drop off a resume or something they'll still make you email one to HR and possibly fill out an application on line. Your standards are too high. I see help wanted signs at every fast food joint I go to. AllPraiseToAllah fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Jan 6, 2015 |
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Lol, does everyone in GBS work at Walmart or something? Put on a tie, get a job with benefits and some responsibility, then backstroke through the pussy juice. It's not that hard. "Waaa, I spent 10 minutes applying for a low skill job on a corporate website. Why don't I have a great life already"
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# ? Jan 6, 2015 22:56 |
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Naerasa posted:I used to get that bullshit about dropping off resumes in person too. You know what happened when I tried it? Everyone told me they don't take paper resumes. The only people who give that 'in person' advice are parents who still think its the 1970s. This x100
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# ? Jan 6, 2015 22:57 |
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Today's equivalent of dropping off resumes in person is calling up people you know in your field to see if they are hiring.
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# ? Jan 6, 2015 23:12 |
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I've been looking for a job for 3 months and have literally no idea what I'm doing. Places don't take paper resumes, online classifieds never get back to me. Is the only way to get a job in 2015 America to be referred by a friend? What if I have no friends? Edit: I'm talking bullshit jobs too. Grocery stockboy and poo poo like that.
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# ? Jan 6, 2015 23:24 |
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Put out 100 resumes a day
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# ? Jan 6, 2015 23:25 |
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HCFJ posted:I've been looking for a job for 3 months and have literally no idea what I'm doing. Places don't take paper resumes, online classifieds never get back to me. Is the only way to get a job in 2015 America to be referred by a friend? What if I have no friends? Yes, you need friends these days to get a good job. Unless you are really good at unix
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# ? Jan 6, 2015 23:31 |
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Arian_Samurai posted:Yes, you need friends these days to get a good job. I *have* friends, but none of their workplaces are hiring. Nepotism has failed. Also notice I said nothing about the job being good.
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# ? Jan 6, 2015 23:33 |
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Where's the posting/blogging from a $3000 gaming-rig about community-college-marxism/guaranteed wage section? (possibly while cosplaying in ur posts/blog to be a minority)
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# ? Jan 6, 2015 23:47 |
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HCFJ posted:I've been looking for a job for 3 months and have literally no idea what I'm doing. Places don't take paper resumes, online classifieds never get back to me. Is the only way to get a job in 2015 America to be referred by a friend? What if I have no friends? ehhh, depends but probably. having friends owns. i got mine through an eng internship while in grad school, because i was referred by a professor since it wasnt even advertised whats your previous experience like? honestly if you have non/poo poo past experience, just fake that poo poo since you're applying to bullshit grocery jobs and hope the hr person there is also a lazy lowpaid millenial whose too scared to call to check references. better than getting it in the void i suppose.
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# ? Jan 6, 2015 23:50 |
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The problem with America is that poor people just aren't trying hard enough and their lives are too easy. Have they no bootstraps?
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 00:00 |
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Hahahahahahahsha hahahahahahahsha resumes hAHahahahahah who cares
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 00:00 |
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haven't read thrad no time gotta get this joke in quick POSTING ON THE SOMETHING AWFUL FORUMS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
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Riosan posted:Not only this, but I hear from several of these people that the only reason that I haven't found a job is that I'm not going to enough places and just dropping off resumes willy nilly. And now I hear that <10% of jobs posted online are actually filled by online applicants? gently caress
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 00:42 |
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How are so many people in this thread able to work out AFTER jerking it?!
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 00:44 |
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Naerasa posted:I used to get that bullshit about dropping off resumes in person too. You know what happened when I tried it? Everyone told me they don't take paper resumes. The only people who give that 'in person' advice are parents who still think its the 1970s. if you tried to drop off a paper resume where i work theyd get creeped out and tell you to leave. if you were insistent at all theyd call the police yea basically if you dont know someone you are hosed the only other decent way to do it if you have no connections is a staffing firm, and if you dont have pretty useful skills and experience you are still hosed
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 00:45 |
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seriously tho if you are struggling to find any work imo the best way to do it is job agencies and staffing firms. if you can get an interview with them they will have better luck trying to place you than you will throwing yourself out randomly to places
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 00:48 |
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You guys need to apply to the local Marxist coop and work for potatoes or second hand shoes.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 00:49 |
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TEAYCHES posted:seriously tho if you are struggling to find any work imo the best way to do it is job agencies and staffing firms. if you can get an interview with them they will have better luck trying to place you than you will throwing yourself out randomly to places My girlfriend and I moved to a new city because I was offered a pretty kickass job. She struggled for several months to find work in her field. Eventually she gave up and gave a temp agency a call. Literally her first placement hired her for a job better than the one she had left.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 01:10 |
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every job ive had in the past 10yrs has come from either networking or craigslist. both typically involve far less bullshit without having to create a new account for every company u apply to and/or copy and paste ur beautiful pdf resume into a digital meat grinder that will turn it into an unremarkable lop of poo poo and if ur lucky enough to get called in for an interview that isnt an outright scam take a loving xanax (or a beta blocker) or something so u can ace that poo poo...remember ur life and future is on the line, no time for gently caress ups. good luck! Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 01:20 on Jan 7, 2015 |
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I keep losing out to "internal candidate" gently caress you guys, if you were just going to hire someone internally why did you waste my time for 3 interviews
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 01:39 |
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does anyone remember that thread from a little while ago where that HR employee goon was like "if you don't specifically tailor your resumes for each and every interview then you aren't even trying and don't desrrve a job" lol
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 01:56 |
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I've had like 13 interviews since September, no call backs. i look good on paper by my grotesques appearance must be loving me over.
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Tsinava posted:does anyone remember that thread from a little while ago where that HR employee goon was like "if you don't specifically tailor your resumes for each and every interview then you aren't even trying and don't desrrve a job" lol never met a single HR person who was undeserving of me wishing disease and misfortune upon. i really wouldnt if they didnt personally buy into that type of poo poo as gospel being some lower level drone but they always seem to, and typically make a joke out of some p desperate people sending poo poo their way. my current job was initially sent a completely copied and pasted cover letter with no more than five words changed that was also created months before when I was prob drunk casually watching Jail on Spike TV at 2:30am while banging out applications in a stupor.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 02:07 |
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posting on gbs
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 02:07 |
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So unemployed people spend their days sleeping, drinking beer and watching the Maury show. Riveting stuff.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 02:19 |
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Threads like these make me feel like some kind of awesome super job getter. I've got every job I've applied for since 1996, except for one (in 2003, doing accounting for a record store, but I really didn't have the accounting experience at the time).
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 02:34 |
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open container posted:http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/...&abt=0002&abg=1 That's not that surprising consiering that it's real easy to search for a job, especially when you're in a certain fiel an there are so many jobs open in your region
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 02:39 |
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poverty kicks rear end if youre ok with dying alone at any age or have a highly introverted gf
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TEAYCHES posted:if you tried to drop off a paper resume where i work theyd get creeped out and tell you to leave. if you were insistent at all theyd call the police man when i was fresh out of college and decided that working in a museum was a no-go i turned to a staffing firm and spent the next several months playing a runaround with getting them to place me anywhere. like i've got 3 years of office work experience via jobs i did during college and i still had trouble. staffing firms are real dicey. eventually i just got a gig with my aunt helping her catering company while i do random intermittent work on the side so i can put away cash for grad school nepotism and social networking is really the only way to get a decent job these days unless you're in some really high-demand field
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 02:47 |
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Shithouse Dave posted:I've got every job I've applied for since 1996, well you certainly weren't applying for jobs where you needed any writing skills
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 02:54 |
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nothing wrong with that sentence but im from texas
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 02:54 |
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joblessness for me was spending about an hour a day looking at one of three websites and seeing that nothing new has gone up in the small segment of work i had any qualification for. then the rest of the day was for drinking and rap music. i have a job now where i get plenty of posting time, but not so much for drinking and rap music.
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nutranurse posted:man when i was fresh out of college and decided that working in a museum was a no-go i turned to a staffing firm and spent the next several months playing a runaround with getting them to place me anywhere. like i've got 3 years of office work experience via jobs i did during college and i still had trouble. staffing firms are real dicey. Nepotism helps a lot. I'd probably still be broke and unemployed if my stepmother hadn't had a position open up at her logistics company. I don't think most employers even look at applications from random people from the internet tbh.
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Dick Fagballzson posted:I don't think most employers even look at applications from random people from the internet tbh. i honestly have my doubts about it too.
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Crusty Nutsack posted:well you certainly weren't applying for jobs where you needed any writing skills Actually I edited and published stock market analysis for a little over a year until I realized I hated everything about finance and quit (in late 2007 lol). Sorry my forums posting isn't up to APA standards tho I guess.
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