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Shithouse Dave posted:Actually I edited and published stock market analysis for a little over a year until I realized I hated everything about finance and quit (in late 2007 lol). Sorry my forums posting isn't up to APA standards tho I guess. shithouse dave you've made several errors in this post alone, please grab your MLA guidebook and turn to page fart
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Crusty Nutsack posted:I keep losing out to "internal candidate"
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Jan 7, 2015 03:17
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GBS needs an APA MLA Chicago Style Grammar Rules Sticky, Lowtax WTF.
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Secks Cauldron posted:Sometimes they already know who they're going to hire but they still have to post a job listing and interview some people due to regulations. and having been on the inside of this, its often just internal regulations or philosophy or whatever. even if they arent required to some companies have a policy to at least try and hire outside. if it comes to nepotism, tho, and it often does, thats how its going to go
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Jan 7, 2015 03:19
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nutranurse posted:shithouse dave you've made several errors in this post alone, please grab your MLA guidebook and turn to page fart i usually just put one of my awesome totally relevant and interesting forums posts on my resume and that does the trick. "rock out with your cock out" scored me a sweet job in the broadcast industry, for example. i expect my thread about my skeleton and poo to bring me great professional success.
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Shithouse Dave posted:i usually just put one of my awesome totally relevant and interesting forums posts on my resume and that does the trick. "rock out with your cock out" scored me a sweet job in the broadcast industry, for example. i expect my thread about my skeleton and poo to bring me great professional success. I tend to just send them a gif of me browsing the forums to show my prospective employers what i can bring to their company
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Secks Cauldron posted:Sometimes they already know who they're going to hire but they still have to post a job listing and interview some people due to regulations. they're definitely not required to have 3 interviews with the same candidate and show them around the office to meet people, though. I get the dumb regulation/policy thing. Shithouse Dave posted:Actually I edited and published stock market analysis for a little over a year until I realized I hated everything about finance and quit (in late 2007 lol). Sorry my forums posting isn't up to APA standards tho I guess. that sounds terrible and you are correct for gtfo
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Jan 7, 2015 03:40
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I've never really understood how people do this. They'll say poo poo like "I've been unemployed for 6 months." How the gently caress are you eating? Where are you living? Do these people just have the greatest roommates ever? I doubt every one of them can be coming from a rich family. It's doubly confusing when they're addicted to something like WoW. That poo poo costs money; how the hell do they pay for it?
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The Bible posted:I've never really understood how people do this. They'll say poo poo like "I've been unemployed for 6 months." How the gently caress are you eating? Where are you living? Do these people just have the greatest roommates ever? I doubt every one of them can be coming from a rich family. Me
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The Bible posted:I've never really understood how people do this. They'll say poo poo like "I've been unemployed for 6 months." How the gently caress are you eating? Where are you living? Do these people just have the greatest roommates ever? I doubt every one of them can be coming from a rich family. how have you never heard of unemployment checks?
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Jan 7, 2015 04:06
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MegaGatts posted:It blows my mind this used to be how things worked. My grandfather got a job with the phone company by waltzing up to the office in the late 50s and asking for a job. Like they had no help wanted signs or classifieds or anything. He needed a job, knew how to use hand tools, so he went to the best paying place in the county for laborers and got hired on the spot. bro i got a job like this in like 2004. It's mental how quickly things changed.
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Jan 7, 2015 04:07
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hmm yes this seems cool and credibl- OH GOD I AM making GBS threads I AM making GBS threads RIGHT NOW IT IS EVERYWHER*HUGGLLHLHLLUGHLLGUHUUHHHLUGH*
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The Bible posted:I've never really understood how people do this. They'll say poo poo like "I've been unemployed for 6 months." How the gently caress are you eating? Where are you living? Do these people just have the greatest roommates ever? I doubt every one of them can be coming from a rich family. 
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opus111 posted:bro i got a job like this in like 2004. It's mental how quickly things changed. My grandpa walked in and got a job as a traveling salesman without having a driver's license, a car, or a single experience sitting behind the wheel of one. He went on to successfully support his family off of that for the rest of his life. 60 years later that's how I got a part-time job at Mellow Mushroom, so I guess that's pretty similar.
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"Nonemployed people" the way they're defining it is a pretty meaningless group of people. That can be anyone from a scholarship college student to a rich housewife. "Unemployed people" is only a fraction of that group, but I guess we can go on pretending this is all about them.
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Fitzy Fitz posted:My grandpa walked in and got a job as a traveling salesman without having a driver's license, a car, or a single experience sitting behind the wheel of one. He went on to successfully support his family off of that for the rest of his life. you are supporting your family off of a part time job at the mellow mushroom??
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Jan 7, 2015 04:31
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I like this guy Cody who literally slept twenty hours of the day.
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Jan 7, 2015 04:48
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I worked two shifts and then just never went back. It was really lovely.
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Jan 7, 2015 04:49
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EngineerSean posted:I like this guy Cody who literally slept twenty hours of the day. Man if that isn't a sign of depression i dunno what is
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Jan 7, 2015 04:50
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been putting out resumes left and right without a single taker, perhaps I should change my objective from "to bang yr mom" to "to treat yr mom to a nice dinner and maybe a movie before banging"
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Jan 7, 2015 04:54
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When I was unemployed I spent Sundays and Wednesdays applying for jobs, the rest was waiting for call backs or doing interviews. All the rest of that time was watching The Wire drunk out of my mind on scotch, buying .99 games on Steam or Humble Bundle, or reading Russian lit. It was winter, so my options were pretty limited.
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Jan 7, 2015 04:59
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The Bible posted:I've never really understood how people do this. They'll say poo poo like "I've been unemployed for 6 months." How the gently caress are you eating? Where are you living? Do these people just have the greatest roommates ever? I doubt every one of them can be coming from a rich family. there's this thing called living paycheck to paycheck. Some people don't do that and that causes them to save money for just such a situation see
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Jan 7, 2015 05:20
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lol if you don't have the grit and determination to work 100 hour weeks creating your own startup to trick people into buying something they don't want or need
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SpicyMeatSandwich posted:lol if you don't have the grit and determination to work 100 hour weeks creating your own startup to trick people into buying something they don't want or need i just sold my Dogspotter app for seven billion dollars Up Vote Your Dog at DogSpotter(c)
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The Bible posted:I've never really understood how people do this. They'll say poo poo like "I've been unemployed for 6 months." How the gently caress are you eating? Where are you living? Do these people just have the greatest roommates ever? I doubt every one of them can be coming from a rich family. ive got like 5-6k in a rainy day fund and I could live at my current lifestyle (like a king) in my big 2 bdroom apartment eating and buying w/e I want for months. RonMexicosPitbull fucked around with this message at 05:41 on Jan 7, 2015 |
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Philthy posted:When I was unemployed I spent Sundays and Wednesdays applying for jobs, the rest was waiting for call backs or doing interviews. All the rest of that time was watching The Wire drunk out of my mind on scotch, buying .99 games on Steam or Humble Bundle, or reading Russian lit. u did well. smd nytimes btw i must ask what is a good nonemployed scotch for future reference?
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What do employed people do? Liek, do they come home at the end of the day and feel "good" about their life choices? Or did they forget to read Marx during their developmental stages? Seriously I don't get it elucidate me you loving drones
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Mariana Horchata posted:btw i must ask what is a good nonemployed scotch for future reference? walgreen's
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I made a thread about living on welfare and someone responded with a pastebin of "uncle Remus' guide to getting gubmint money" and it was frankly depressing enough for me to reconsider this formerly appealing lifestyle.
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Mariana Horchata posted:u did well. smd nytimes Speyburn 10yr, you can usually find it on sale SOMEWHERE for $15.
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ah ok non-employed not unemployed. Makes sense.
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fun fact: statistically, the best predictor for who gets a job is how much the person doing the hiring likes them.
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jon joe posted:fun fact: statistically, the best predictor for who gets a job is how much the person doing the hiring likes them. yea i buck the trend and make sure to hire only huge Aholes I hate.
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jon joe posted:fun fact: statistically, the best predictor for who gets a job is how much the person doing the hiring likes them. If you gave me two applicants that were equal on paper I would hire the guy with the most debt/responsibilities.
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Am female, use breasts to flirt with male teller (scouted previously, hard to find, even harder to find not-gay male teller) while revealing cleavage Distract with lost earring, as male teller tries to pick it up whilst concealing a boner, I steal the money in the drawer, only $4,500. Get arrested Use pussypass to get free, write an erotic fan fiction book about my experiences and make millions based on my street cred
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Sephiroth_IRA posted:If you gave me two applicants that were equal on paper I would hire the guy with the most debt/responsibilities. Statistically this person is most likely to steal from the company.
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