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so this really nice guy for whom i occasionally catsit sent me a $500 check for graduating from college. nobody but my parents got me anything for graduating so i feel like i really have to thank this guy for being mroe generous than my entire extended family / friends. i got him a card and wrote a really heartfelt note but i feel like it needs something else? i have the resources to include 1. chocolate 2. artisanal donuts 3. weed ( i dont think he smokes weed ) 4. ????? how would ya'll thank someone who has done something really incredibly disproportionatel ynice for you
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your own ear
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Jan 6, 2015 20:55
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very carefully
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Jan 6, 2015 20:55
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Chocolate covered strawberries.
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Jan 6, 2015 20:55
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Applewhite posted:Chocolate covered strawberries. now we're getting somewhere
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Jan 6, 2015 20:55
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Who needs a cat sitter? Dude probably wants to bone you op
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Jan 6, 2015 20:56
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Suck his dick
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Jan 6, 2015 20:56
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present your alabaster boi rear end to him
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Jan 6, 2015 20:56
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buy him a meatball sub with only 1 meatball
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Jan 6, 2015 20:57
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spend all of the $500 on a gift for him
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Jan 6, 2015 20:57
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Frog Act posted:now we're getting somewhere Yogurt dipped strawberries are also good.
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Jan 6, 2015 20:58
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Handjob without breaking eye contact.
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Jan 6, 2015 20:58
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buy him Shawshank Redemption dvd
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Jan 6, 2015 20:58
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Kanish posted:Who needs a cat sitter? i sat for their cats a lot while his wife was in the hospital she died from cancer in december  a hole-y ghost posted:buy him a meatball sub with only 1 meatball look man that only happened to me once.
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Jan 6, 2015 20:59
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autographed portrait of hitler (autographed by you)
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Jan 6, 2015 20:59
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Frog Act posted:look man that only happened to me once.
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Jan 6, 2015 20:59
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A sweater with spider eggs woven into the fibers.
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Jan 6, 2015 21:00
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Beej.
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Jan 6, 2015 21:00
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buy him a catsitter
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Jan 6, 2015 21:00
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Omelette du Fromage posted:Suck his dick
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Jan 6, 2015 21:01
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A fruit basket only the bottom later is all ants.
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Jan 6, 2015 21:02
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a cat sitter?!
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Jan 6, 2015 21:02
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give him one of those candy bars in your av
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Jan 6, 2015 21:03
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Omelette du Fromage posted:Suck his dick Don't neglect the balls either.
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Jan 6, 2015 21:03
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a box of chocolates but line the inside of the box with steel plates and glue it together with epoxy glue so he can't open it. that way it will last him a long time
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Jan 6, 2015 21:03
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maybe some of those chocolates what look like seashells
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Jan 6, 2015 21:04
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Omelette du Fromage posted:Suck his dick
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Jan 6, 2015 21:05
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Omelette du Fromage posted:Suck his dick
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Jan 6, 2015 21:06
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maybe a 65 yr old musician would reall like a GOTY copy of borderlands 2? how can i feel out what his steam account is.
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Jan 6, 2015 21:06
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Frog Act posted:maybe some of those chocolates what look like seashells Or those truffles in the gold wrapper that have a crunchy shell underneath the first layer of chocolate and a soft inside
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Jan 6, 2015 21:06
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[in preacher voice] *zips up pants* thank you god, thank you jesus, and most of all, thank you, my child.
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Jan 6, 2015 21:07
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Applewhite posted:Or those truffles in the gold wrapper that have a crunchy shell underneath the first layer of chocolate and a soft inside oh hell yeah. when i worked at a CVS this awesome old black lady bought me some of those after i had a week off and she was glad to see me back and i was all, yo, that bitch is nice.
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Jan 6, 2015 21:07
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Blow job
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Jan 6, 2015 21:14
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I know people who have gone on vacation for a month and left their cats at home and everything was fine. They are not like dogs. How long were these lengths of time that you were cat sitting for? How much per hour/day were they doling out for this luxury? This is important
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Jan 6, 2015 21:29
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You write a heartfelt note. Don't return a gift for something like graduation by taking their money and buying them a gift. You could gently caress them also I guess if they are into it.
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Jan 6, 2015 21:32
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Convert the $500 to singles and take him with you to the strip club.
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Jan 6, 2015 21:33
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a hole-y ghost posted:spend all of the $500 on a gift for him It would be extremely rude not to.
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Jan 6, 2015 21:48
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Jan 6, 2015 21:51
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Photo of your balls and a really extravagant, pink, thank-you card.
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Jan 6, 2015 21:51
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cum on his face
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