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Spooky! Encountered Starving Girl at KFC. I was just about to order when I look over and see her standing outside with her face pressed up against the glass of the door. She was doing that thing where you put your mouth on the glass and blow on it to puff out your cheeks. Was really disgusting and put me off my appetite! Applewhite fucked around with this message at 19:20 on Jan 7, 2015 |
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Jan 7, 2015 19:15
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Got a tinder date with starving girl. She is definitely NOT starving lol
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Jan 7, 2015 19:27
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A man is microwaving a bag of extra buttery popcorn. The microwave beeps but when he takes the bag out and dumps the contents into his bowl all the kernels are unpopped! He looks up at the microwave and the timer reads "STVG GL" (Starving Girl). He is shocked and frightened.
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Jan 7, 2015 19:28
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Ricky Gervais tweeted about Starving Girl not being real and she hung out in his mirror for a whole month.
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Jan 7, 2015 19:42
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i am the literal opposite of starving girl, making me a prime target
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Jan 7, 2015 20:19
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Saw Starving Girl rollerblading at the skate park. She slapped some GoGurt out of some scrub's hands just as he was about to take a slurp, then flipped him double birds while skating backwards into a full pipe. She didn't come out the other side and when I looked in there was no one there.
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Jan 7, 2015 20:25
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Is it just me or is Starving Girl starting to put on a few p
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Jan 7, 2015 20:28
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Applewhite posted:Is it just me or is Starving Girl starting to put on a few p she hasnt been able to purge as much recently b/c her mom definitely suspects something
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Jan 7, 2015 20:45
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Starving Girl is still ducking the Vanishing Hitchhiker Girl. Just saw her cut short a haunting at the water park b/c VHG was coming her way.
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Jan 7, 2015 20:53
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Just had a Starving Girl encounter: Was driving home from picking up Chinese takeout. I'd skipped lunch so my eyes were definitely bigger than my stomach and I'd ordered like three different entrees and two boxes of rice. The aroma was driving me crazy and I couldn't wait to get home and eat when I look in the rearview mirror and see the silhouette of a person in the backseat. I drove under a streetlight and the figure's eyes flash all bright and I know, I just know it's Starving Girl back there and start to panic a little. Anyway I'm so distracted watching the shadow in my backseat I almost run over this girl standing in the middle of the road! I slam on the breaks and hop out to see if she's okay. The girl doesn't acknowledge me and just pushes past to get at the rear passenger door of the car. I open my mouth to warn her about Starving Girl but she's already got the door open and is looking around inside. After a few seconds of frantic searching she slams the door in disgust. I ask the teen if she needs a ride and she just gives me this angry look and says "What's the point?" before stomping off into the mist. I rush back to my car to look inside, how did she not see Starving Girl? Well to my shock and surprise when I look in the backseat Starving Girl is gone and so is my Chinese food!
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Jan 7, 2015 21:15
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Guys! I THINK I GOT A PICTURE OF STARVING GIRL! RIGHT THERE! CENTER OF PICTURE EMERGING FROM THE FOG! OBAMA WAS WRONG!
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Jan 7, 2015 21:19
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Jimson posted:Guys! I THINK I GOT A PICTURE OF STARVING GIRL! RIGHT THERE! CENTER OF PICTURE EMERGING FROM THE FOG! OBAMA WAS WRONG! Holy poo poo I'm hyperventilating!
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Jan 7, 2015 21:20
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i heard if you say starving girl 3 times in front of your fridge at midnight she comes and takes all your food... and your life
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Jan 7, 2015 21:23
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For all the people who aren't trained in spotting starving girl. I edited the photo to better point her out.
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Jan 7, 2015 21:28
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Guys, I think starving girl is taking philo 101! I was sleeping dreaming about food, she sidled up to me and whispered into my ear "Although time is incorporeal, those that live past there prime are gluttons all the same, and as is my curse it is my duty to consume those that think themselves above the hang mans grasp." Then she did that really creepy thing where her tum tum grumbles and she opens her mouth so you can hear it. Breath smelled like mints and toilet paper.
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Jan 7, 2015 21:36
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I was going to make a stupid joke about finding the starving girl by GIS'ing starving girl but holy poo poo that is the most depressing GIS I've ever done.
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Jan 7, 2015 21:39
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Jimson posted:Guys, I think starving girl is taking philo 101! time is a flat circle like my chess, but space is curved like my diaphgraghm
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Jan 7, 2015 21:41
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I slipped onto starving girls lair on accident once. I was wandering the forest looking for truffle hunters so I could steal and then eat there pigs. When I lost my footing and fell face first into a pile of expired food and months old teen beat magazines. I knew it belonged to starving girl because only a package of laxatives had been touched.
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Jan 7, 2015 21:47
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Starving girl so scary she made dad gay so what constipated
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Jan 7, 2015 21:48
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Starving Girl seen riding a unicycle at the circus and doing a bad job. People booed and threw their peanuts at her but I think that's what she wanted them to do?
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Jan 7, 2015 21:51
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donkey salami posted:Starving girl so scary she made dad gay so what constipated Legend has it he was constipated before, but now refuses to seek medicinal help for fear he'll become her.
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Jan 7, 2015 21:54
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Was watching a movie in a theatre. Starving girl was in the front. Just totally zoned out. Some guy, I think her date was screaming and crying. I think she od'd on exlax and imodium. Edit: update, Starving girls bae last seen on TCC asking what to do with left over exlax and imodium.
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Jan 7, 2015 21:56
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Posting ths frm m pone Strvg grl is r behind me I am runn o god she is in frnt
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Jan 7, 2015 21:59
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Jimson posted:Was watching a movie in a theatre. Starving girl was in the front. Just totally zoned out. Some guy, I think her date was screaming and crying. I think she od'd on exlax and imodium. It's about waist reduction.
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Jan 8, 2015 00:04
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Applewhite posted:Posting ths frm m pone Strvg gurl at3 m fingat
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Jan 8, 2015 00:06
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my friend and i believe that starving girl is real and that we should eat a person to appease starving girl. we have a friend in mind that we could eat should we proceed y/n
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Jan 8, 2015 00:06
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Sweet Tea posted:my friend and i believe that starving girl is real and that we should eat a person to appease starving girl. we have a friend in mind that we could eat should we proceed y/n
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Jan 8, 2015 00:08
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i love photoshoots
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Jan 8, 2015 00:09
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Sweet Tea posted:i love photoshoots
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Jan 8, 2015 00:10
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starving girl models for free people iirc
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Jan 8, 2015 00:14
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Starving Girl invited me to her house to hang out and watch Madoka Magica with her and when I came over she said her little sister was having a birthday party but she had to return a cake first and then she went into the backyard of hwr house and t ook her littler sister birthday cake off the bench in the back while the kids were playing and put the lid back on it. we walked around the corner and several blocks down and took the bus to town and then walked a few blocks up from the bus stop. then she took me to some condos and she let us in one of the condos and set down the cake on a coffee table and took the lid off and then turned on her TV which started playing madoka magica. I asked her about her sisters birthday cake and she cut herself a slice of it and said she lied and just wanted a free cake. i had some cake and discussed the moral implications of becoming a Magical Girl with her all day while watching subject-appropriate anime.
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Jan 8, 2015 00:31
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Starving girl runs for president. Running on a no chilf left behind campaign. Until they figured out what she meant. Now its a no girl starving campaign.
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Jan 8, 2015 01:25
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those fools on starving girl wikia will regret deleting the starving girl infodump
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Jan 8, 2015 01:29
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sexy young infidel posted:those fools on starving girl wikia will regret deleting the starving girl infodump http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Starving_Girl obviously someone is trying to cover up the truth.
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Jan 8, 2015 01:37
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starving girl does exist
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Jan 8, 2015 01:55
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Applewhite posted:http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Starving_Girl obviously someone is trying to cover up the truth. she is starting to eat the internet. god help us all
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Jan 8, 2015 01:56
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Bitter flamewar on TVTropes as to whether or not Starving Girl is the "Distaff Counterpart" of Slender Man enters its third straight week.
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Jan 8, 2015 02:12
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gonna lol when someone murders their friend because of this
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Applewhite posted:http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Starving_Girl obviously someone is trying to cover up the truth. hiding girl
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