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Also, what retirement homes do GBS recommend? lol old people.
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Bridge is nice because you have a person designated to gather drinks while you play.
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Jan 6, 2015 22:58
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Occasionally I try to read the Bridge column in the newspaper, poo poo might as well be ancient Greek.
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Jan 6, 2015 22:59
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i lost 20 large on a game of bridge and owe the elderly mafia big time
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Jan 6, 2015 22:59
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Darkman Fanpage posted:i lost 20 large on a game of bridge and owe the elderly mafia big time They're gonna gently caress you up good, soon as they can find someone who drives at night!
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Jan 6, 2015 23:00
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Yeah but unless you're a super card counter whiz you'll probably more enjoyment out of 500 or even just a simple round of Euchre.
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Jan 6, 2015 23:00
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I always liked hearts but only my computer will play with me
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Jan 6, 2015 23:01
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cmndstab posted:Yeah but unless you're a super card counter whiz you'll probably more enjoyment out of 500 or even just a simple round of Euchre. You basically only need to count trumps and high cards which is pretty drat simple.
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Jan 6, 2015 23:03
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I've had multiple people try to teach me bridge and hearts, it just ain't happening I'm way too dumb for anything but poker
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Jan 6, 2015 23:07
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gnarlyhotep posted:I've had multiple people try to teach me bridge and hearts, it just ain't happening lol if you can't calculate this in your head 
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Jan 6, 2015 23:20
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eSports Chaebol posted:lol if you can't calculate this in your head dude I don't even know what game that is, I told you I'm dumb
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Jan 6, 2015 23:37
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gnarlyhotep posted:I've had multiple people try to teach me bridge and hearts, it just ain't happening same What's even stupider is that i can remember a million fiddly stupid rules from Magic the gathering even though i haven't touched one of those cards since '95 Anything with normal fuckin cards? I've forgotten that poo poo by the time the first hand is dealt.
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Jan 7, 2015 02:51
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Bip Roberts posted:You basically only need to count trumps and high cards which is pretty drat simple. I always get caught out forgetting whether all cards of a given suit except the one I still hold have been played out yet 
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Jan 7, 2015 02:58
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gnarlyhotep posted:I've had multiple people try to teach me bridge and hearts, it just ain't happening weird i cant understand or play poker for poo poo but im good at spades and hearts
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Jan 7, 2015 03:00
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a kitten posted:What's even stupider is that i can remember a million fiddly stupid rules from Magic the gathering even though i haven't touched one of those cards since '95 same TEAYCHES posted:weird i cant understand or play poker for poo poo but im good at spades and hearts I guess it's some right brain/left brain thing
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Jan 7, 2015 03:02
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gnarlyhotep posted:I've had multiple people try to teach me bridge and hearts, it just ain't happening Have you ever tried oh, hell!(or blackout as it is also called) because that game rules and is easy to learn
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Jan 7, 2015 03:09
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bridge mix is ok....
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Jan 7, 2015 03:09
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Go fish!
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Jan 7, 2015 03:12
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Doctor J Off posted:Have you ever tried oh, hell!(or blackout as it is also called) because that game rules and is easy to learn no, but tbqh card games are pretty boring to me, I prefer pool and drinking
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Jan 7, 2015 03:21
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It's great!
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Jan 7, 2015 03:38
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yes. source: my grandma
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Jan 7, 2015 03:39
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have you tried that drinking game where you poo poo in your pants over and ove r ? you have to suck everyones cocks and vomit all over everything? i think thats bridge? briged? cant remember but that poo poo sucks (you have to drink the cum) bridgid?
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Jan 7, 2015 03:39
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gnarlyhotep posted:I prefer pool and drinking
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Jan 7, 2015 03:44
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gnarlyhotep posted:no, but tbqh card games are pretty boring to me, I prefer pool and drinking well hey anything is fun when you're drinking! (except bowling)
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Jan 7, 2015 04:02
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Doctor J Off posted:well hey anything is fun when you're drinking! (except bowling) *lil jon voice* HWHATT?!? bowling is ONLY fun when drinking
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Jan 7, 2015 04:03
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bridge will turn the sweetest grandma into a cold blooded malicious assassin
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Jan 7, 2015 04:04
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gnarlyhotep posted:*lil jon voice* HWHATT?!? you know ive tried this but in order to make bowling fun id have to be drunk enough to be a danger to myself and others w/ heavy rear end ball
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Jan 7, 2015 04:05
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Doctor J Off posted:you know ive tried this but in order to make bowling fun id have to be drunk enough to be a danger to myself and others w/ heavy rear end ball exactly
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Jan 7, 2015 04:18
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alright then. then those people who bitched about our balls going down their lane should have shut up and dealt /w it
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Jan 7, 2015 04:37
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Doctor J Off posted:alright then. then those people who bitched about our balls going down their lane should have shut up and dealt /w it drat right, bunch of bitch rear end fuckers
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Jan 7, 2015 04:39
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the most fun i had bowling was trying to walk down the lane and hurting myself
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Jan 7, 2015 04:44
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mahjongg is the oldschool old people game, get with that instead
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Jan 7, 2015 04:51
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drink until we find a way to make this situation dangerous was the world's first drinking game
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Jan 7, 2015 04:52
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gnarlyhotep posted:no, but tbqh card games are pretty boring to me, I prefer pool and drinking I believe the proper term is billiards.
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Jan 7, 2015 04:57
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Bowling would be fun if they had crazy shaped lanes like a miniature golf version of bowling or something Actually this goes for all sports now that I think about it
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Jan 7, 2015 06:21
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Howard Beale posted:mahjongg is the oldschool old people game, get with that instead Mahjongg rules a lot
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Jan 7, 2015 06:24
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If your grandma didn't teach you a bunch of cool card games while chain smoking until her head was on fire then your life is hosed up I dunno ask for a do-over. "A card laid is a card played." - Best Grandma
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Jan 7, 2015 06:25
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when I get old I'm gonna take up weird hobbies like snake breeding, and maybe fill a room with old phone books. Life is too short to play bridge with the finkelsteins.
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Jan 7, 2015 06:49
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i saw a guy so drunk at bowling that he managed to throw the ball up so it hit the ceiling, lol. also i was taught bridge and it is good, op, but i cant remember how to plaay it now. i used to love 'rummy' too, but again, i dont remember it for squat.
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Bridge is an ejoyable game, also the designated drink maker is the number 1 feature, every card game should have that.
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