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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm Spurtacum

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MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

nutranurse posted:

lol wow the romans are dicks

live-empty quoting

e: also the getae totally didnt dress up like loving orcs from lotr

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
spartacus is not a show for over analyzing, its a show for sword, cocks, and cunts

naem
May 29, 2011

How do you, starsz idgi

Notmypants
Jan 3, 2014

Pants pants moose pants.

TEAYCHES posted:

its good now :)

What he said.

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

it was real hard to get past those first few episodes. took me several tries. they are so bad

worth it tho. prequel season was probably my favorite. later on the tone changes completely and it gets a little ridiculous with the main character supermen effortlessly mowing down hundreds of romans single handedly, but i still enjoyed it

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
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I just watched nightcrawler. Amazing movie

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Fetus Tree posted:

I just watched nightcrawler. Amazing movie

for real? i hate movies but i like some superhero movies and hate others. whats good about nightcrawler

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Flynn Taggart posted:

you get to see xena's tits in that show, finally. it was totes worth the wait

Lucy Lawless is still wonderful

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
I am a fan of this show. I suggest you continue watching it. The orgies are pretty sweet.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
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TEAYCHES posted:

for real? i hate movies but i like some superhero movies and hate others. whats good about nightcrawler

I don't really like movies either but it was suspenseful and also jake gyllenhall or whatever is loving terrifying.

Also its pretty cool subject matter

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

mookface posted:

Its just a bunch of gratuitous sex and violence with bad writing

good enough for me

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Fetus Tree posted:

I don't really like movies either but it was suspenseful and also jake gyllenhall or whatever is loving terrifying.

Also its pretty cool subject matter

neo-noir owns

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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etalian posted:

neo-noir owns

Yeah i am surprised with how much i enjoyed that movie. Probably the best one ive seen in a while.

I also saw gone girl today which was depressing

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

Davincie posted:

watch whatever season got released first and suffer through the first 6 or so episodes that are bad 300 ripoffs before it gets good

does it get good because i only watched the first episode or 2 and thought it was a lovely 300 rip off and stopped

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Zzulu posted:

romans were hella into cock

same

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Sucka just lost his face and brain.

Seriously, episode 4 - The Thing in the Pit.

If you can't dig that - loving face wearer! - you won't like this show.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

redshirt posted:

Sucka just lost his face and brain.

Seriously, episode 4 - The Thing in the Pit.

If you can't dig that - loving face wearer! - you won't like this show.

also dick girls out of nowhere

What a crazy show it was

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

etalian posted:

also dick girls out of nowhere

What a crazy show it was

There were a lot of dicks. At some point, you just expect more dicks.

Jungle232
Sep 25, 2005
The main character dies of aids and is replaced in the next season by a new actor obviously because zombies aren't real yet.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Spartacus is a legit good show once it stops trying to be 300, just keep watching

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Jungle232 posted:

The main character dies of aids and is replaced in the next season by a new actor obviously because zombies aren't real yet.

Spartagoon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8H77RJnP8

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
Lots of gay sex in the later seasons. Very progressive. Also very Roman.


Respectfully, Lucy Lawless has rockin' tits.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Agag posted:

Lots of gay sex in the later seasons. Very progressive. Also very Roman.


Respectfully, Lucy Lawless has rockin' tits.

literally this big
Jan 10, 2007



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
How is this show, in relation to HBO's Rome, and can I expect anything to be as good as Titus Pullo?

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Illegal Carrot posted:

How is this show, in relation to HBO's Rome, and can I expect anything to be as good as Titus Pullo?

The whole show is Titus Pullo.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
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THIRTEEN!!!

literally this big
Jan 10, 2007



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
Thiiiirteeeen!!!

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

Illegal Carrot posted:

How is this show, in relation to HBO's Rome, and can I expect anything to be as good as Titus Pullo?

Gannicus in Gods of the Arena - He and Titus Pullo would have been best buds

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Fetus Tree posted:

THIRTEEN!!!


Illegal Carrot posted:

Thiiiirteeeen!!!


Fuckin' good scene.

:hist101::hf::hist101:

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

lmao this show sucks poo poo

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Fetus Tree posted:

THIRTEEN!!!

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
Guys. I got to episode 4. This is a good show.

Doh004
Apr 22, 2007

Mmmmm Donuts...

Ramsus posted:

lmao this show sucks poo poo

so wrong

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
Rome was better

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Baracula posted:

Rome was better

Yeah, but it had different goals.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
now place cock in rear end

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
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rome was loving in a league of its own

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Mar 20, 2006



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