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the funniest thing about this show is how you've got all these uber fit muscular dudes walking around with their little wieners flopping freely the contrast between masculinity and masculinity is great e:.... wait is that slade e2: these screen transitions are almost as gratuitous as the sex scenes MLKQUOTEMACHINE fucked around with this message at 08:01 on Jan 7, 2015 |
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Agreed re: Lucy Lawless' cans.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 08:14 |
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Words fall from your mouth as poo poo from rear end
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 09:34 |
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batiatus was the best tv show bad guy
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 09:39 |
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Agag posted:The whole show is Titus Pullo. true Ramsus posted:lmao this show sucks poo poo wrong Baracula posted:Rome was better debatable, first season rome was really good, second season rome was a rushed mess as the writers tried to cram several seasons worth of story telling into one. also, I'm not sure if it has something to do with british productions, but they suck at fiming large scale battles. in rome they never showed the large scale history defining/plot changing battles. the audience was left to imagine it while a character explained what happened.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 10:38 |
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 10:56 |
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it really is a shame that the first few episodes are so bad that lots of people stop watching, cause it gets very good after that
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 13:31 |
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I'M SPARTACUS!
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 14:57 |
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 15:41 |
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RIP Rapeface. Died of penetration.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 15:42 |
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I remember almost all the women having really really bad fake tits and/or not being attractive despite being naked. Thus, without my own eye candy at some point I reached a dick maximum. Plus I thought the slo-mo poo poo in the fights and massive poorly done CG seemed like a bootleg 300 attempt. Watch what you like, my .02. No hate. I'd also advise watching HBO and BBC's Rome. There's a bunch of gnarly rear end poo poo in it too, the fight scenes are better choreographed, and the sex is hotter. Tits better too, generally. Now that I've watched Game of Thrones first season, which is still good, Rome did it better. JainDoh fucked around with this message at 15:48 on Jan 7, 2015 |
# ? Jan 7, 2015 15:45 |
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thread is now about nightcrawler. drat that movie was loving good, gylenhall deserves an oscar
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 15:47 |
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i think it was season two where there was a hot and heavy scene featuring tits and then a hard cut to dongs and dudes making out. it was p funny
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 15:50 |
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nutranurse posted:the funniest thing about this show is how you've got all these uber fit muscular dudes walking around with their little wieners flopping freely Heh, the ones I saw were mostly dudes up there pornstar, no hate on that... but some people ain't showers. It's not really a tell. Still funny to look at. Not good when you're a dude and naked, till you pop it and it's like "oh." vvv pls tell me this is real lmao "totally not soft porn"vvv JainDoh fucked around with this message at 16:00 on Jan 7, 2015 |
# ? Jan 7, 2015 15:57 |
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the actors actually wore prosthetic penises to appear larger
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 15:58 |
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LordArgh posted:the actors actually wore prosthetic penises to appear larger the prosthetic penises also were given the nickname Kirk Douglas by the cast. The show also had a trailer filled to the top with fake penises and merkins.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 16:05 |
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Horsecock was real though. Lol
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 16:19 |
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This show was amazing. Someone told me to watch it because it was all tits and violence, and I saw it happened to be on one night and I out it on, is 20 minutes saw some naked bitch getting hosed on a table and a guy's head being cut off. It was awesome.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 16:35 |
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Kitchner posted:This show was amazing. Someone told me to watch it because it was all tits and violence, and I saw it happened to be on one night and I out it on, is 20 minutes saw some naked bitch getting hosed on a table and a guy's head being cut off. It was awesome. Charlie Brooker loved it for some weird reason too: http://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2010/may/22/charlie-brooker-screenburn-spartacus quote:Then there's the sex. Apparently ancient Rome played host to more blowjobs than the internet. Rich couples nonchalantly screw slaves while discussing the weather. There's a lot of nudity here, and not just female nudity either. It's always dick o'clock in Spartacus land. The first time our hero indulges in a little locker-room back-chat with his fellow gladiators, the main antagonist paces around him, penis swinging proudly in the breeze.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 16:48 |
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Also Marcus Crassus is the best character in the series because he's loving amazing. Dude was bad rear end. Also if you think that's a spoiler try not watching TV shows about poo poo that's actually happened and try reading a book.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 16:52 |
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quote:It's always dick o'clock in Spartacus land you know what to do OP
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 16:53 |
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Double Bill posted:you know what to do OP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va81o2fyiOQ
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 16:54 |
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Jon Do posted:I remember almost all the women having really really bad fake tits and/or not being attractive despite being naked. Thus, without my own eye candy at some point I reached a dick maximum. Plus I thought the slo-mo poo poo in the fights and massive poorly done CG seemed like a bootleg 300 attempt. Watch what you like, my .02. No hate. LOL I bet you're the smartest kid in your community college government class.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 16:54 |
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Nah, just different tastes. I wanted to like it, certain poo poo just ain't up my alley. I've been with chicks with fake tits, but looking at REALLY bad ones isn't that sexy to me. Stuff like that. Hope you enjoy it, however.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 16:58 |
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Kitchner posted:Also Marcus Crassus is the best character in the series because he's loving amazing. Dude was bad rear end. "And yet when he was further on in years, he was accused of criminal intimacy with Licinia, one of the vestal virgins and Licinia was formally prosecuted by a certain Plotius. Now Licinia was the owner of a pleasant villa in the suburbs which Crassus wished to get at a low price, and it was for this reason that he was forever hovering about the woman and paying his court to her, until he fell under the abominable suspicion. And in a way it was his avarice that absolved him from the charge of corrupting the vestal, and he was acquitted by the judges. But he did not let Licinia go until he had acquired her property." -Plutarch
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 17:01 |
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in the tviv thread it was against the rules to discuss spoilers for spartacus lol i wonder if people got probated for discussing the end of titanic
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 17:01 |
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Nanomashoes posted:"And yet when he was further on in years, he was accused of criminal intimacy with Licinia, one of the vestal virgins and Licinia was formally prosecuted by a certain Plotius. Now Licinia was the owner of a pleasant villa in the suburbs which Crassus wished to get at a low price, and it was for this reason that he was forever hovering about the woman and paying his court to her, until he fell under the abominable suspicion. And in a way it was his avarice that absolved him from the charge of corrupting the vestal, and he was acquitted by the judges. But he did not let Licinia go until he had acquired her property." -Plutarch Some historians reckon he was the richest man to ever live, even compared to modern billionaires. If you adjust his wealth for the time difference and take into account that pretty much everywhere with anything worth buying was either conquered by or trading with Rome that dude was loving bad rear end.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 17:13 |
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" A story later emerged that, after Crassus' death, the Parthians poured molten gold into his mouth as a symbol of his thirst for wealth. Or, according to a popular but historically unreliable account that it was by this means that he was put to death."
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 17:43 |
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AFAIK crassus was mad jealous of pompey and others like him because even if you had all the money, you were still a little bitch in the eyes of the romans unless you tore rear end across the Mediterranean to get your wealth. i haven't watched spartacus or rome but I just got done watching the show about henry the 8th having sex and the Netflix show about the mongols having smelly mongol sex (featuring Marco polo) so maybe roman orgy show is next to round things out.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 18:13 |
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Sexy pope show is good too. Got cancelled too early though.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 18:16 |
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my cock rages on
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Tweet Me Balls posted:AFAIK crassus was mad jealous of pompey and others like him because even if you had all the money, you were still a little bitch in the eyes of the romans unless you tore rear end across the Mediterranean to get your wealth. It was more the fact that Crassus wasn't of noble birth. All the noble families had the huge lineages and old money and we're influential people. As such all the generals and senators were chosen from noble families. Crassus basically rose up from nothing and became the richest man in all of Rome. Usually no one would give a poo poo what is essentially a merchant had to say to a noble general or senator, but when that man is the richest man in the world you kinda got to listen.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 18:24 |
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nutranurse posted:
we must pray to the fantastic cock
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 18:34 |
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Kitchner posted:It was more the fact that Crassus wasn't of noble birth. All the noble families had the huge lineages and old money and we're influential people. As such all the generals and senators were chosen from noble families. That makes sense. You'd think you could weasel your way into some proximity of nobility when you have more money than god considering the roman tendency to broker power through manipulating family structure anyway. hey old noble fucker! yeah, the poor washed up old cumstain in a toga! how'd you like to be my new dad you piece of poo poo. here's a wad of gold, go take a bath and talk me up to your senator friends
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 18:56 |
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Crassus was pretty cool but you have to admit that his tactic of fighting Parthians by hoping they'd just run out of arrows is pretty dumb
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 19:18 |
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Spartacus is a loving great show.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 19:44 |
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Boogoose posted:Crassus was pretty cool but you have to admit that his tactic of fighting Parthians by hoping they'd just run out of arrows is pretty dumb I like the story how the Romans thought the other side had finally run out of ammo but then saw piles of camels carrying even more quivers full of arrows in the distance. oops
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 23:29 |
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The cock rages on.
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# ? Jan 8, 2015 00:06 |
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all these sculpted guy butts are making me real self-conscious about my own so Spartacus is the only reason im doing squats again imagine i edited this so it says "my squats rage on"
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What's the most metal thing you've seen in the show so far?
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