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fist4jesus posted:Why wont you people even consider fire shaving? I have a friend that can light his farts on fire. One time while we were hanging out in my garage drinking beer, he gets a distant look in his eye as he gazed through the falling rain, then turns back and says, "Want to see something awesome?" To my surprise it wasn't his dick. Instead he lifts his legs, lights the lighter, and farts out a tiny little fireball. Later that night I burned the hair off my knuckles and they smelled like hot garbage for a whole month. Prfnlz only.
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mother earth created you with a hairy butthole. Its disrespectful
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TEAYCHES posted:nah i just dont have much body hair. Scandinavian as gently caress. maybe if i had a bunch of gross back hair id feel differently I thought Scandinavians were hairy
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Cake Smashing Boob posted:I thought Scandinavians were hairy not really. youd think so cause north but italians right?? i mean i have a reasonable amount of chest hair but thats just money in the bank as far as im concerned
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Jan 8, 2015 03:47
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Shave your arse and say goodbye to clegg nuts
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Jan 8, 2015 03:49
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i was thinking about shaving my leggers tonight so i might as well keep on going the whole way up!!!
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Megaspel posted:Shave your arse and say goodbye to clegg nuts you could take that dead rodent off your head and put it on your nuts
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Jan 8, 2015 03:54
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tbh i dont rear end shave often, i just tolerate 2 inch long buttbeards until i get sick of it and start all over, hope that helps 
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Jan 8, 2015 07:25
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Bobert Bobertson posted:like the hole and cheeks and everything. the cheeks are p smooth and supple now but my rear end in a top hat's sort of itchy, but feels much cleaner
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Crazy Ted posted:But yet you did not post a picture i think id get banned
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Jan 8, 2015 07:27
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Bobert Bobertson posted:i think id get banned
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Jan 8, 2015 07:28
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you first
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rear end hair is the only natural defense against centipede infestations, you dolt. It tangles their legs up.
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dog buttz posted:rear end hair is the only natural defense against centipede infestations, you dolt. It tangles their legs up. centipedes? in my gay bald rear end?
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Aesop Poprock posted:centipedes? in my gay bald rear end? it's more likely than you'd think
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Jan 8, 2015 07:43
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gently caress. some mod just give this guy a dispensation to post his rear end
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Bobert Bobertson posted:you first
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Jan 8, 2015 07:59
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Obligatory one wipe wonder.
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Maybe the one wipe wonder is a joke to some but I used hair removal cream on my butt-hole and it reduced my wipes by at least 50%. I highly recommend it but wow the smell I dont think anyone really brough that up.
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Obstacle2 posted:Maybe the one wipe wonder is a joke to some but I used hair removal cream on my butt-hole and it reduced my wipes by at least 50%. are you referring to the smell of burning hair or the rear end generally smelling bad after shaving? cause i rather have a hairy butt than a stinky one
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Jan 8, 2015 10:58
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If you're shaving your balls and dick for the first time, make sure to soften the hair with a hot shower, EXFOLIATE!, and get some bikini zone medicated cream to help with the razor burn. No amateur poo poo when it comes to the dick and balls.
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Frisky posted:are you referring to the smell of burning hair or the rear end generally smelling bad after shaving? Stuff like Nair smells pretty loving bad on its own, so I'd imagine combining it with rear end hair would be pretty rank. Plus it's Nair so you'll have the chemical burns and all that.
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Literal Carehaver posted:have any goons had body hair lasered off? im seriously considering that at least for chest/neck Yeah Got my back and shoulders done took 7 treatments. Pretty expensive but it definitely worked.
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Jan 8, 2015 19:39
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id rather be body hairless but the hair around my b-hole makes me forget about it. I mean what am I supposed to do? shave around my rear end in a top hat all the time? lol
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Jan 8, 2015 19:47
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toggle posted:mother earth created you with a hairy butthole. Its disrespectful its true, when I was born my entire rear end & crack were completely covered with hair, I was like a little inverse baboon
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Jan 8, 2015 20:46
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so I've been shaving my asscrack for at least six years and yeah you just eventually get used to it it's awesome, hairy asscracks look gross, haven't worried about a dingleberry in a coon's age
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Jan 8, 2015 20:51
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nords have no body hair. just reroll dum dums
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gnarlyhotep posted:you could take that dead rodent off your head and put it on your nuts Cleggnuts are when you get little bits of toilet paper and/or poo stuck in the hair of your arse.
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Jan 8, 2015 22:00
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I can't do this. I have a hemorrhoid that is getting bigger year after year. In the morning in the shower I try to push it back into my rear end by shoving my finger up my butt but it just slides back out. Sucks.
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Jan 8, 2015 22:05
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toggle posted:nords have no body hair. just reroll dum dums 
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Jan 8, 2015 22:08
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I'm amazed that the Mediterranean isn't like a giant bathtub clogged with hair
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Waltzing Along posted:It's from craigslist: My god. I think I remember reading that poo poo like 10+ years ago and laughing just as hard as I did reading it now.
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Tony Homo posted:I can't do this. I have a hemorrhoid that is getting bigger year after year. In the morning in the shower I try to push it back into my rear end by shoving my finger up my butt but it just slides back out. Sucks. try using a buttplug all day. It will keep it in, and put compression on it so it heals faster
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