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It's only temporary guys! I'll probably be back on my feet by the end of the month.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 03:10 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 20:23 |
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*Plays World of Warcraft 14 hours a day*
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 03:12 |
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"Once my webcomic gets off the ground, I'll have plenty of money to pay rent."
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 03:12 |
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i need to concentrate on finishing my dissertation! (i never finished my dissertation) [but i did move out to start law school]
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 03:13 |
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slowly become depressed and paranoid
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 03:24 |
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"You can't possibly be going out! It's past 9pm! Don't expect me to pick u up at all hours of the night!" *phones at 4am wanting to know if I need a ride*
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 03:24 |
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*Secret desire for parents to die becomes less secret over time until finally it is a festering resentment on both sides*
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 03:25 |
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Gaunab posted:slowly become depressed and paranoid are you ok man. i had to move back in with my parents last year for a couple months and it wasnt fun at all for sure
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 03:26 |
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i live with my parents, its okay, but it definitely emphasizes my undateability.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 03:27 |
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I tried to move back in with mine after I left a horrible boyfriend but I lasted two weeks before I couldn't take it any more and took a house-sitting gig instead while I found my next place. My parents are great and all but we love each other better the further away from each other we live.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 03:31 |
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*eats out the fridge* *complains there is no food left* *doesn't shop or contribute to groceries*
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 03:33 |
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MOM: Things will look better in the light of day, so try to cheer up & get some sleep. Well... goodnight dear. *sit alone on the front room pull out bed in the dark, surrounded by boxes of your things. Wind up a music box on a nearby shelf. Claire de Lune begins to play.*
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 03:34 |
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i bet it'd be nice to live in a place where everyone doesn't look down on you for living at home in your early 20s
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 03:35 |
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mysterious frankie posted:MOM: Things will look better in the light of day, so try to cheer up & get some sleep. Well... goodnight dear. loving lmao
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 03:36 |
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haha
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 03:37 |
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KNOCK FIRST
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 03:37 |
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mysterious frankie posted:MOM: Things will look better in the light of day, so try to cheer up & get some sleep. Well... goodnight dear. You took it too far man. Too far
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 03:37 |
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Frog Act posted:i bet it'd be nice to live in a place where everyone doesn't look down on you for living at home in your early 20s shiiit thats ~$800 extra in my pocket i don't care, yall be thriftin and im like np moms, i'll take the new 5.0 out to get some milk, kinda sunny out let me put on my oakleys
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 03:38 |
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'rents are six feet under. working on it with all that money but death by hookers & coke can take some time.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 03:39 |
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dk2m posted:shiiit thats ~$800 extra in my pocket i don't care, yall be thriftin and im like chicks dig dudes who live with their parents cuz they got fat stacks
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 03:40 |
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that sucks, OP
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 03:44 |
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*kills self*
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 03:55 |
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hey guys itt something something parents!!!! Haha came up with that template on my own you won't see any other threads following it I guarantee
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 03:56 |
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lol i never moved out
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 04:07 |
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Whew thank god my parents support me, now i can leave this dirty house with three stinky strangers one of which steals from me constantly. Family is a good thing.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 05:31 |
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mysterious frankie posted:MOM: Things will look better in the light of day, so try to cheer up & get some sleep. Well... goodnight dear. cuts to the bone
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 05:54 |
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The Bible posted:*kills self*
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 06:10 |
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when i was 8 i realised god didnt exist. i still hold fast to the opinions of this 8 year old
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 06:12 |
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*rents an apartment away from parents to contribute to escape the societal fear of being a "loser" by being in close proximity to loved ones and people who actually give a poo poo about you* *sits alone in dimly lit condo with scarce decoration after jerking off, eating spaghettios, wondering why you are alone* Wow I'm really glad I'm employed and moved out I really felt like a loser human being living with my parents *drives to work staving off thoughts of suicide with the 465th consecutive morning fueled by 3 cups of coffee* *jerks off to wow hentai to relive the glory days* *gets a salary* *goes to a club and doesn't get laid despite trying to date rape every girl* At least I'm independent
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 06:16 |
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killaer posted:*rents an apartment away from parents to contribute to escape the societal fear of being a "loser" by being in close proximity to loved ones and people who actually give a poo poo about you* same
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 06:18 |
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killaer posted:*rents an apartment away from parents to contribute to escape the societal fear of being a "loser" by being in close proximity to loved ones and people who actually give a poo poo about you* maybe you should write the next great american novel
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 06:22 |
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*sits down awkwardly on bed, looks at a few old childhood toys still scattered around room. Childhood haven has become prison.* Well I'm still saving money...
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 06:27 |
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*hides airplane sized liquor bottles behind PS 2 games on shelf like back in highschool despite being 25* *Stealth Jerk*
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 06:35 |
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*Helps parents by shoveling snow in the early morning hours before they get up for work* *Keeps house clean, laundry and dishes done, and makes sure the pet's litter boxes are taken care of* *Buys family dinner often and enjoys spending quality time with them* *Deep dark feelings of inadequacy and embarrassment are overwhelming at night when everyone else is asleep* *mom overhears you mumbling to yourself "I can't wait to die" one night and now everything is awkward*
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 06:35 |
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24/7 masturbation
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 06:39 |
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*meekly crawls out of basement to eat the plate of dinner mom left for me*
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 06:39 |
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President Kucinich posted:
Yes
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 06:41 |
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My family has several homes and I'm renting a loft from them in a nice town/city with my SO at grossly below market rate - not sure what this counts as but it feels pretty good.
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 06:43 |
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Mom let's me move back but I have to go to the basement. Whatever, my roommates started loving and then began stealing my stuff. *discreetly brings bar skanks home and lie to them about this being a rented room* *have very quiet and unfulfiling sex* *mom brings us bagel bites and froyo afterwards* *high-five mom and tell the skank that she has a lot to learn*
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# ? Jan 7, 2015 06:44 |
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Shithouse Dave posted:"You can't possibly be going out! It's past 9pm! Don't expect me to pick u up at all hours of the night!"
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