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Inzombiac posted:*discreetly brings bar skanks home and lie to them about this being a rented room* poo poo just got really really real here haha, love it.
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Week 1: your parents are happy to see you, you are optimistic after escaping slow-burning cube death, your presence is novel. Week 3: your parents are not speaking to you after showing up drunk at 3 am for the 6th time in the past two weeks. You are losing the edge needed to nail interviews, money is dwindling, and inadequacy is beginning to set in.
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Jan 7, 2015 18:56
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my parents are dead op, im alone in this world now
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Jan 7, 2015 18:57
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No mom stop drinking Don't puke in the sink with dirty dishes mom No I don't want to hear about why you and dad's marriage failed again mom it's pretty obvious why
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Jan 7, 2015 18:59
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Jan 7, 2015 19:00
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My parents are also dead. 7 years now and boy, it's hard getting used to the smell! EYOOOO! Thank you, I'll be here all week.
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Jan 7, 2015 19:00
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me: "im moving in with u again mum" mum: "but u never moved out????"
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I just bought a house, so now in an ironic twist my parents can move in with me.
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Jan 7, 2015 19:02
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"How about a suicide pact?"
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*gets leg cracked and splayed open* While I guess I have all the time in the world to lay in my childhood bed and contribute absolutely poo poo all to somethingawful.com!
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Was forced to move back out of my moms because she moved to Maine, got a good handful of her furniture, then my grandmother died 4 weeks later so I've got a nice place. Fortunately it doesn't look like most of my peers " a dorm room and thrift store barfed into a shithole"
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Cnut the Great posted:parents slowly come to realize that their 18-year mistake is slowly becoming a 30-year mistake This isn't funny anymore. Each new post is like a serrated dagger through my heart.
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Jan 9, 2015 01:57
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Freestyle posted:This isn't funny anymore. Each new post is like a serrated dagger through my heart. what was your college major?
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Jan 9, 2015 02:50
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*bedroom is right above family room* *must keep porno sound down and the sound of masturbating down as well*
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Jan 9, 2015 03:20
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Horniest Manticore posted:what was your college major? majored in booty appreciation with a minor in a love of money
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*will probably die a few months after parents do due to lack of proper diet and inability to protect self from the night wind*
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Ringo Star Get posted:*bedroom is right above family room* *parents ask if you want to move into your sister's old room* holy poo poo can they hear me masturbating???
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Jan 9, 2015 04:55
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*masturbates fearfully*
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Jan 9, 2015 06:28
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dude this thread is depressing as gently caress. please get a job goons
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Jan 9, 2015 13:17
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I just straight up don't talk to my parents and will continue said practice once I am employed/am in prison.
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Jan 9, 2015 13:43
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Never moved out, inability to save money up for own place turns into boon as vet nursing placement is literally just down the road now. Mollycoddle mother due to her health problems, maintain tense relationship with father who skimmed near to alcoholism in my teens and called me a lazy bitch who he hated, fuelling inadequacy issues that stemmed from my older sister's apparent perfection.
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Jan 9, 2015 14:01
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Ghaz posted:dude this thread is depressing as gently caress. please get a job goons
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Jan 9, 2015 14:12
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Moving out = for suckers. hurr duurr *pays for rent with own money like a moron*
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Smash it Smash hit posted:hunny i got you this special expensive light that emulates sunlight so that youre not depressed. I got one of these for my birthday, used it 5 times and stopped because it was bright and gross
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Jan 9, 2015 14:22
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*sleep schedule slowly automatically adjusts so you wake up exactly as your parents go to bed*
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Jan 9, 2015 14:23
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Ghaz posted:dude this thread is depressing as gently caress. please get a job goons Bud I did do something today! I emailed my resume to the manager at Trader Joes so I should here back anyday now. They have really good benefits you know, so get off my back!
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Jan 9, 2015 14:58
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pelswick posted:I got one of these for my birthday, used it 5 times and stopped because it was bright and gross as is direct sunlight, my friend.
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Jan 9, 2015 14:59
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Lonely Virgil posted:*meekly crawls out of basement to eat the plate of dinner mom left for me* *goes back downstairs to read job listing a parent has emailed me that I in no way qualify for* a productive day!
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Jan 9, 2015 15:04
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Like nobody in Europe just moves out and gets a job at 18 and every time I try to inform Euro's about the expectations of kids in America they just laugh.
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Jan 9, 2015 15:07
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*Does get a job, still moves out 6 months later because all that extra money goes to booze, a new PC and dota cosmetics*
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Jan 9, 2015 15:08
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*is Microwave* *fucks mom*
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Jan 9, 2015 15:24
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Satsuki Kiryuin posted:Like nobody in Europe just moves out and gets a job at 18 and every time I try to inform Euro's about the expectations of kids in America they just laugh. mom i need gas money!!!
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Jan 9, 2015 15:25
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Satsuki Kiryuin posted:Like nobody in Europe just moves out and gets a job at 18 and every time I try to inform Euro's about the expectations of kids in America they just laugh. Americans are retards. Don't move out when you're 18
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*gets diagnosed with thyroid cancer 2 months after getting out of military* *stays with parents and postpones college while waiting for treatment* *deals with embarrassment by drinking alone room at 1am* *gets treatment and accepted to college* *two weeks before college starts dad gets diagnosed with brain cancer* *mom asks you not to move out to help with dad* At least I'm not drinking heavily anymore.
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Jan 9, 2015 15:56
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pepito sanchez posted:*is Microwave* hey now, *step* mom
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Jan 9, 2015 15:58
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*digging through fridge at 3am* *climb in* *close door behind you*
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mysterious frankie posted:*digging through fridge at 3am* *survives nuclear attack* I'll be damned, it actually does work
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serious norman posted:Americans are retards. Don't move out when you're 18 Most American's don't anymore, even after college due to housing prices/higher rent.
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The Mad Archivist posted:*survives nuclear attack* "Now I can watch all the anime I want, and no one will give me poo poo about it." *trip, glasses go flying off and shatter* "That's not fair. That's not fair at all. There was time now. There was all the time I wanted...! That's not fair!"
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