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unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
Discuss.

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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
who washes an alleyway

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

whoflungpoop posted:

who washes an alleyway

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
change your sheets every girlfriend

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
not nearly as gross as your mom not emptying her washer after i dump a load in it op

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
wet spots are like badges of honor

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
don't bother with sheets dingus, little lifehack for ya

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
this is why you find a partner who also does your laundry
obvious

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Harime Nui posted:

don't bother with sheets dingus, little lifehack for ya

only have sheets and live in a place that has free gas heating :cool:

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

not nearly as gross as your mom not emptying her washer after i dump a load in it op

Haha at least the washer doesn't follow me around for two weeks after I dump a load in it

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Haha at least the washer doesn't follow me around for two weeks after I dump a load in it

:hfive:

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
http://www.amazon.com/Grizzly-Tarps...3&keywords=tarp

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

Othin
Nov 20, 2002

Hair Elf
Maybe this would help OP

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Haha at least the washer doesn't follow me around for two weeks after I dump a load in it

lol

plumpy hole lever
Aug 8, 2003

♥ Anime is real ♥
Don't wash your sheets idiots is bad for environment

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

dont gently caress where you sleep. thats against feng shui

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Actually I get off on washing my sheets so it's kind of a win win for me.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Applewhite posted:

Actually I get off on washing my sheets so it's kind of a win win for me.

sit on the dryer and throw a brick in it

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax
I don't, the added filth makes it hotter, also you can sell them

plumpy hole lever
Aug 8, 2003

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Irrational Bees posted:

I don't, the added filth makes it hotter, also you can sell them

This girl knows what's up







Can I buy your sheets?

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
you don't wash them op, the machine does

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
Have sex in the shower then.

Othin
Nov 20, 2002

Hair Elf
This is what happens if you put crusty sheets in a washer.

http://youtu.be/6_PLnInsh7E?t=2m24s

Be safe out there goons.

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Don't change your sheets and just stew in your own brew dude.

plumpy hole lever
Aug 8, 2003

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Whole bunch of humble brag going on in this thread

"Ooohhh look at me I have sex so much that I don't even like it!! Oooh I wish I was having less sex!"

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax

Stop the Scrotes posted:

Whole bunch of humble brag going on in this thread

"Ooohhh look at me I have sex so much that I don't even like it!! Oooh I wish I was having less sex!"

I have so much sex that it broke my scrote

plumpy hole lever
Aug 8, 2003

♥ Anime is real ♥
Same but my scrote broke from not enough sex because I'm a thirty year old virgin

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
i get railed so much my cooter fell out,.. now i just drag it behind me while it sparks like an old muffer

plumpy hole lever
Aug 8, 2003

♥ Anime is real ♥

whoflungpoop posted:

i get railed so much my cooter fell out,.. now i just drag it behind me while it sparks like an old muffer

How much to rent it for a weekend

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat
just put clear plastic sheets over everything before you take somebody home

it's what i do

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

just liquid treat some silk sheets and watch it pool in the middle like a blob of mercury and after a while when you sleep you are like emperor chin

Othin
Nov 20, 2002

Hair Elf

BULBASAUR posted:

just put clear plastic sheets over everything before you take somebody home

it's what i do

Grammy?

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
this is why i only have sex in my girlfriends bed

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
gently caress them on the couch

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

Stop the Scrotes posted:

Whole bunch of humble brag going on in this thread

"Ooohhh look at me I have sex so much that I don't even like it!! Oooh I wish I was having less sex!"

not a humblebrag bro i feel like i've been sold a bill of goods on this whole sex thing dude

naem
May 29, 2011

When you're girlfriend shopping and taking some test drives, keep several nice sets of sheets and bedding etc so you seem half like a grown up

Once you manage to hold onto one you'll most likely end up in your same pajamas every day watching separate Netflix on separate iPads curled up in a big pile of sexed out blankets and it won't matter

killaer
Aug 4, 2007
Lmao we were at this girls house who was having a party and someone was rolling a blunt and they just dumped the Dutch guts into her laundry hamper xD

1st_Panzer_Div.
May 11, 2005
Grimey Drawer
towels?

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Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

naem posted:

Once you manage to hold onto one you'll most likely end up in your same pajamas every day watching separate Netflix on separate iPads curled up in a big pile of sexed out blankets and it won't matter

can confirm dis

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