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drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Harime aren't you like 12 or something? You're doing fine pal.

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Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Orkin Mang posted:

i still dont know what calculus really is and i plan never to find out. i might be brain dead with my goo brains dripping from my ears all the time but at least i dont have chapped ears human being.

math involving curves

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Harime Nui posted:

I'm posting while straddling an HB10 right now you goddamn nerd :arghfist::qq:
thats a lot of pencils to shove up your rear end lol

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
passed calc 1 in hs bc i was best friends with a nerdy kid who programmed all the formulas into my calculator sorted by chapter and name, as well as programming a fake memory clear screen in


ama

also played doom on it

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Hey, op I'm smart than you. *points to my dick* Suck it!

naem
May 29, 2011

Nanomashoes posted:

math involving curves

I wish to gently caress someone would say something as simple as this because they way they teach stuff is almost always "diving head first into memorizing abstract notions with no concept of what the gently caress"

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

the only curves i'm interested in are the curves of a woman, something you pocket protector nerdos will never get to formulate all over

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I passed the class but failed the AP test

am I still retarded in your eyes

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Yes.

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
Eh I just cheated off my girlfriend and hosed her sister after school.

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Fonzarelli posted:

the only curves i'm interested in are the curves of a woman, something you pocket protector nerdos will never get to formulate all over

if calculus didn't exist there would be no difference between a big butt and a small butt, making you a liar

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
its not my fault its the public schools fault for not recognizing my learning challenges. anyways i remember plenty of people who took calc in HS that for fat/ugly/pregnant and dropped out of college because they just didnt have it in them to make the commitment whereas i graduated MCL and owed $0

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx
Any math class more exotic than Algebra II will be full of people who emit paint-stripping B.O. fumes, OP.

PixieDreamGirl
Apr 29, 2014

2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

jigglemaster7 posted:

like all you idiots think youre so smart but like 99% of you would never be able to pass algebra 2

This.

naem
May 29, 2011

"Oh you're tall for your age and only in 7th grade? Ok sorry, we'll put you in the dumb jocks class"

"But, I'm not dumb you just put me two grades ahead"

"You're tall and this is a public school deal with it"

"Welcome to the dumb jocks class where we punch each other's balls a lot"

"Wow, I'm no thanks on the balls thing. Not into balls"

"This is math class, we, punch each other's balls

*punches balls*

"Ow jesus!"

*punches balls back*

ONE OF US ONE OF US

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
maths is a platonic delusion

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

jigglemaster7 posted:

like all you idiots think youre so smart but like 99% of you would never be able to pass algebra 2

ah algebra 2 my white whale...call me eskimo

Orkin Mang posted:

maths is a platonic delusion

seriously...they really should be spending all that time teaching the kids how to balance a checkbook.

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
if you're so smart why aren't you rich?

literally this big
Jan 10, 2007



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
Hmm I never thought about it that way. if only I had known more math, then I could have used that math knowledge to solve all the math problems in my life.

naem
May 29, 2011

Learning about ball punching has been much more handy irl

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

jigglemaster7 posted:

lmao retard cant solve simple maths ahahahhaha
/

PTSDeedly Do
Nov 24, 2014

VOID-DOME LOSER 2020


most calc is okay

but gently caress trig sub integrals, for real

god drat

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Nanomashoes posted:

math involving curves

err--WHAT?????

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life
y= mx+b

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
yeah but can you measure the rate of the rate of the rate of the rate of the rate of the rate of change

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqP3Bk_cX-4

GentlemanBrofro
Mar 9, 2011

by Lowtax

m is slope nerds try and top that poo poo

itsgotmetoo
Oct 5, 2006

by zen death robot

GentlemanBrofro posted:

m is slope nerds try and top that poo poo

You can't top a slope in math, retard.

naem
May 29, 2011

Welcome to algebra 2 where we factor quadratic equations

Nothing else just factoring

No explanation why we are doing this just factor-actor-actoring

See the parenthesis? Yeah make more of them

"May I ask what this factoring is and why we are doing it"

Kid I'm the big fat lady who teaches the jock class just do your worksheet ok?

*snap crackle pop of dozens of ball punches, crack-ita-crack, the entire girls hulking volleyball team with their tree trunk wrists are smacking dude balls right along with the wrestling team, some of them have collapsed into a moaning pile beneath a wigwam of broken desks*

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

naem posted:

Welcome to algebra 2 where we factor quadratic equations

Nothing else just factoring

No explanation why we are doing this just factor-actor-actoring

See the parenthesis? Yeah make more of them

"May I ask what this factoring is and why we are doing it"

Kid I'm the big fat lady who teaches the jock class just do your worksheet ok?

*snap crackle pop of dozens of ball punches, crack-ita-crack, the entire girls hulking volleyball team with their tree trunk wrists are smacking dude balls right along with the wrestling team, some of them have collapsed into a moaning pile beneath a wigwam of broken desks*

trigger warning that poo poo gently caress

GentlemanBrofro
Mar 9, 2011

by Lowtax

naem posted:

Welcome to algebra 2 where we factor quadratic equations

Nothing else just factoring

No explanation why we are doing this just factor-actor-actoring

See the parenthesis? Yeah make more of them

"May I ask what this factoring is and why we are doing it"

Kid I'm the big fat lady who teaches the jock class just do your worksheet ok?

*snap crackle pop of dozens of ball punches, crack-ita-crack, the entire girls hulking volleyball team with their tree trunk wrists are smacking dude balls right along with the wrestling team, some of them have collapsed into a moaning pile beneath a wigwam of broken desks*

"welcome to trig where algebra is applied in its very basics"

"welcome to calculus, hey remember factoring? well now you gotta simplify, derive and factor in order to figure out if these two points are relative extrema"

retention is a bitch

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
never passed gas

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

i barely remember anything about maths past the multiplication table, op.

naem
May 29, 2011

GentlemanBrofro posted:

"welcome to trig where algebra is applied in its very basics"

"welcome to calculus, hey remember factoring? well now you gotta simplify, derive and factor in order to figure out if these two points are relative extrema"

retention is a bitch

*hulking thick necked blonde girl punches your balls*

"Y, you godda date for da dance? You gadda purdy mouf"

HATECUBE
Mar 2, 2007

BAchelors of science, CIS: Software production and management

without looking at my transcripts i think i failed college algebra twice before passing with a C . thats as far as i ever had to take a math class

failed early 00s highschool math p bad, too. they let me graduate on time with cisco novell and programming instead of the math credits...

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Never took a calc class, because the highest required was algebra 2. I never had any idea why I was working on any problems or assignments, or what the equations and poo poo represented, and I didn't care. Neither did anyone else

I think more is required now, but too late for me

Previous Jesus
Jun 5, 2013
calc 1-3 are honestly all really loving easy

currently in the process of losing my soul to mathematics ama

e: well i don't want to be dismissive to people who just aren't good at math. but i love laughing at people who struggle a ton in basic calc classes who plan on being engineers.

Previous Jesus fucked around with this message at 06:53 on Jan 7, 2015

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

This is like nerds jerking it over their STEM degrees, except in this case the op only made it through their first semester.

Woolwich Bagnet
Apr 27, 2003



i failed precalc

i then when on to pass calc 1-3 and diffeq and linear alg. turns out the teachers you have make a big difference. calc 2 was my fav but I guess most people hate it

hardest class i had was a grad level thermo/QM class. glad i never have to do that poo poo anymore

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Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
but what about calc 2, op? WHAT ABOUT CALC 2?!

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