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Huffypo has some big plans on saving Detroit. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/26/detroit-in-20-years-2033_n_4269422.html This inspired me to think of some ways to help out this great, but struggling city. Being an incredibly lazy person, I wanted to do it with the least effort possible. Here are a few ideas: Fallout Theme Park   Detroit Pistons could play the super mutants, and hire crackheads to be ghouls. Have a currency exchange to buy caps, and make caps the only recognized currency at shops in the city. It would be like how you never spend all the money on those stupid gift cards. Free cash for the city. This might need approval from Bethesda, but I'm sure they would support preserving this historic city. Cat Sanctuary   There are roughly 58 billion unwanted cats in America. Carpet the towers of Detroit, and let the kitties roam free. The starving citizens can be hired as park rangers The city could be maintained through park funds, and safari tours.  How will you save Detroit? Post your proposals here! youre wife fucked around with this message at 07:37 on Jan 7, 2015 |
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I posted a bunch of Detroit pix in the "war torn middle east" thread and nobody noticed
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Jan 7, 2015 07:28
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Poor person safari
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Jan 7, 2015 07:36
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Gigantic swap meet / flea market only what for the drugs and handjobs
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Jan 7, 2015 07:37
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a place where the rich go to hunt sub-humans for sport
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amityville anus posted:I posted a bunch of Detroit pix in the "war torn middle east" thread and nobody noticed Lol
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Jan 7, 2015 07:40
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Perpetual rap music festival, with a cordon within which all crime is allowed and there is no rule of law. The only food is Big Macs and faygo soda and you have to kill every day. Bodies are harvested by combines every day to make the next days ration of bigmacs
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Jan 7, 2015 07:41
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wait how about we take all the immigrants that PROULD GOD BLESSED PATROITS refuse to have anywhere near them in any other state. itd be like loving neo new york only theres already empty buildings everywhere
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soy posted:a place where the rich go to hunt sub-humans for sport gladiatorial combat in Ford Field
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Sarif industries will save Detroit by creating thousands of high paying biotech jobs.
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detroit 2033 war was beginning
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etalian posted:Sarif industries will save Detroit by creating thousands of high paying biotech jobs. you cant keep doing that it doesnt need more educated white people, i dont even live in detroit i commute. you got to have people in housing, paying taxes, spending money
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Jan 7, 2015 07:43
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etalian posted:Sarif industries will save Detroit by creating thousands of high paying biotech jobs.
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Jan 7, 2015 07:45
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new orleans was sunk beneath the ocean and left a post apocalyptic mess for months afterwards and its in better shape than detroit
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Bacon Hat posted:you cant keep doing that it doesnt need more educated white people, i dont even live in detroit i commute. you got to have people in housing, paying taxes, spending money Be reasonable. If you can get sarif to poo poo out mechanized nanocrack then we're talking turkey here.
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the new pleb posted:Poor person safari
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Jan 7, 2015 07:50
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Start a grey market organ transplant business and bill it as surgical theater.
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Shits called MoTown2033 where every doowhop artist has most of their body blown off in drive-bys. Using the latest chin-to-helmet technology, the singers croon about the latest union pay cut or how their pensions got cut. And sweet delicious crack rock Also, for the love of loving god, maybe they can have an obligatory hidden track on each track about the fabled motor city knuckle shuffle I keep hearing myself talk about? Is thay too much to ask?
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youre wife posted:by 2033 approximately %100 of the population will be infected with toxoplasmosis, making my cat safari an expensive and highly desired destination. stop i can only get so aroused
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Jan 7, 2015 07:52
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all those building are there because of the industrial revolution and cars. theres no more industrial to revolute anymore accept for cars and we already hosed that up by racing ourselves to the bottom and selling the remaining factory jobs abroad. what the gently caress can detroit make and employ itself by producing? loving spaceships
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Bacon Hat posted:what the gently caress can detroit make and employ itself by producing? fatherless children
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They should just let nature take over detroit and then people will stop making 'what will the world look like after we're gone?' images.
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we can make this somehow worse we can make Weyland-Yutani
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHLLDOyZepY
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detroit owns
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why save detroit when i can just ignore that it exists?
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Jan 7, 2015 09:24
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i could never turn my back on the city that made me
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With the black incarceration rate being what it is they could just go the whole way and turn the city into an Escape from New York style prison.
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Jan 7, 2015 12:25
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Two words delta city
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Turn Clutch Cargos back into a church. EDIT: wait...
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etalian posted:Sarif industries will save Detroit by creating thousands of high paying biotech jobs.
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Otisburg posted:Two words delta city  Truth
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avatarinwin posted:i could never turn my back on the city that made me I can and did
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Jan 8, 2015 04:36
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the sign is a nice touch but you forgot the ring
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Turn it into some kind of national park I guess.
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Sir_Lagsalot posted:Turn it into some kind of national park I guess. I was gonna say gently caress you but if this happened my house would be totally fine and property values would go up* so I say just loving do it. e: Leave windsor alone though eh. *Because black people can't swim and they'd all drown and die.
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Also I just read the article and the whitney building's wired up with romex and rats are already in the walls so it's probably gonna burn and kill some people. Creating 'green space' or whatever is dumb as poo poo too. 'Hmm we've got urban infrastructure already in place let's turn it into loving farmland and just keep converting existing farmland into exurbs.' Yeah, great idea you idiot hippie, go eat something from the melvindale farmers' market and tell me if you still think growing crops in an industrial footprint is smart. Noun Verber fucked around with this message at 06:26 on Jan 8, 2015 |
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Jan 8, 2015 06:22
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Is Detroit 2033 kind of like Kony 2012? If so I'm totally in favor.
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Noun Verber, you seem like a real shitheel. Have you considered drowning yourself in your suburban bathtub?
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