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Frank Horrigan posted:If you're poor and have kids, the government will give you EXTRA money! gently caress that, I hear you have to feed those things and there's only so much Top Ramen to go around in my studio apartment. Also, I would need to have sex with a woman which according to me went out of fashion about three years ago.
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Sharpie big "B" and "R" on the back one one dollar bills
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Jan 7, 2015 19:39
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THE FUCKIN ROBOCOP posted:Sharpie big "B" and "R" on the back one one dollar bills BRONEY ?
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Jan 7, 2015 19:40
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Splurgerwitzl posted:Sounds like a good mother and I'm not being sarcastic I'm never late for anything and I owe that to her. She gets it from her father who was a big fan of Benito Mussolini. He was the most law abiding and rule respecting person I have ever known. On one occasion after reviewing a Woolworth's receipt he realised that he hasn't paid for a pair of socks. It was evening and the store had closed. My grandmother told me that he did not sleep that night and was at the store before it opened in the morning to pay for them.
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Jan 7, 2015 19:46
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sometimes i ask for a water cup but then fill it with sprite poo poo keeps me up at night
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Jan 7, 2015 19:50
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Sugary soda will do that to you
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mookface posted:I'm never late for anything and I owe that to her. She gets it from her father who was a big fan of Benito Mussolini. He was the most law abiding and rule respecting person I have ever known. On one occasion after reviewing a Woolworth's receipt he realised that he hasn't paid for a pair of socks. It was evening and the store had closed. My grandmother told me that he did not sleep that night and was at the store before it opened in the morning to pay for them. I'll stick it to your mum for you.
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Jan 7, 2015 19:56
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Can you break a 20? A ten a five and five boners please.
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Jan 7, 2015 20:20
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mookface posted:I'm never late for anything and I owe that to her. She gets it from her father who was a big fan of Benito Mussolini. He was the most law abiding and rule respecting person I have ever known. On one occasion after reviewing a Woolworth's receipt he realised that he hasn't paid for a pair of socks. It was evening and the store had closed. My grandmother told me that he did not sleep that night and was at the store before it opened in the morning to pay for them. I'm never late for anything either and I owe it to my mom too because she was ALWAYS LATE FOR loving EVERYTHING. YES MOM, I REALLY DID WANT TO SEE THE GOSH-DARN PREVIEWS BEFORE THE MOVIE ACTUALLY STARTED. YES I KNOW THEY'RE NOTHING BUT BIG ADS, I loving LIKE ADS, DID YOU NOT NOTICE ME WATCHING THE CLIO AWARDS EVERY TIME THEY WERE TELEVISED BETWEEN THE AGES OF 8 AND 11!? im sorry i mean i like to pour sugar in the gas tanks of bentleys or something else the man wouldn't like, not that i'm a slave to da man-devised timetables and that i love watching trailers more than i like watching movies. that would go against the spirit of something or other two monster margaritas on an empty stomach is more alcohol than you would think is all i'm saying
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Jan 7, 2015 20:29
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Kitchner posted:I'll stick it to your mum for you. Have fun working around the wheelchair
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Jan 7, 2015 20:38
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Take 10 minute bathroom breaks everyday. Works out to over a week of vacation a year. Best career advice I was ever given.
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Jan 7, 2015 20:50
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I work at a leisurely pace. I always take the stairs and sometimes walk the looong way. Think about it. You clock in at 9. But at 7, u have to wake, eat, shower, shave, iron, dress, and commute on your own time and money. Work steals from you, so steal from work.
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Jan 7, 2015 20:51
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Strap-on. My man likes it up the butt sometimes
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Jan 7, 2015 20:51
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if It fits in my pocket I steal it from walmart. gently caress walmart. Free Printer Ink 4eva
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Jan 7, 2015 21:18
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Trollologist posted:if It fits in my pocket I steal it from walmart. gently caress walmart. Sometimes I go to Best Buy and look at all the electronics, then go home and buy them on Amazon instead. 
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Trollologist posted:if It fits in my pocket I steal it from walmart. gently caress walmart. Check this master criminal out
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Jan 7, 2015 21:50
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I turn wives against husbands and toward witchcraft using the media.
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Jan 7, 2015 22:03
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I spent several years saving empty Bic ballpoint pens until I had 20, then switched them for a box of new ones at work.
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Jan 7, 2015 22:11
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katlington posted:I turn wives against husbands and toward witchcraft using the media. katlington caused my divorce thanks katlington
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Jan 7, 2015 22:21
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Had a pitcher mix of lemonade yesterday, didn't have a pitcher, just poured a little bit into a big glass and saved the rest of the mix for later. Big Lemonade don't tell me how to do.
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Jan 8, 2015 07:57
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When I buy a chicken sandwich at Chik-fil-A, I always use a BOGO coupon. Every year, I push my car an extra month past the state inspection deadline.
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Jan 8, 2015 08:08
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Betacord posted:I spent several years saving empty Bic ballpoint pens until I had 20, then switched them for a box of new ones at work. Next time the man tries to write himself a fat paycheck he will find his pens to be quite empty. I feel every small act like this helps undermine the system and one day we can take down the man.
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Jan 8, 2015 09:11
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I say "no problem" instead of "your welcome" because some magazine said that saying no problem is impolite because it implies there was a problem or something. So gently caress that magazine, no problem every day.
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Jan 8, 2015 10:09
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I go up stairs two per stride
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Jan 8, 2015 10:11
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We should make a book with all these great life tips: 101 Ways to Stick it to the Man and Beat the System
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Jan 8, 2015 12:34
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i conform way more than he's comfortable with
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Jan 8, 2015 13:04
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When I claim online purchases on my taxes every year, I always round down to the nearest dollar, no matter what the penny amount is. Take that, Man.
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Jan 8, 2015 13:07
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I never use credit cards, checks or buy anything online. I never got a loan and I have no debt. I use cash for all my transactions and I buy pc games from real world shops like we used to do back in the day. I never buy something if I cannot easily afford it. I selectively follow trends after a two year lag because nobody gives a poo poo and also stuff is cheaper and tested. I have successfully avoided seeing any ads on the internet for the last 5 years or so. The man probably doesn't like that attitude.
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Jan 8, 2015 13:15
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mookface posted:Yeah she is actually a fascist. I mean she would never call herself that but she literally espouses fascist beliefs. My mom's a eugenicist, what up 
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Pththya-lyi posted:My mom's a eugenicist, what up Does she also believe that the police are right in every circumstance because they are police
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Jan 8, 2015 14:01
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Sometimes I call out sick to play video games. Kick out the jams.
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Jan 8, 2015 14:28
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Orkin Mang posted:i conform way more than he's comfortable with Wow. That's practically Zen.
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Jan 9, 2015 02:02
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i am loitering right now.
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Kitchner posted:Personally I make sure I take at least 90% of my shits at work so my employer is paying me to poo poo.
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Jan 9, 2015 02:34
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Generally the man sticks it to the me, in the rear end
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Jan 9, 2015 02:55
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Freestyle posted:Dammit, not only does my germophobia make life complicated, it is also costing me money! I would rather be set on fire and thrown into a wood chipper than do #2 in a bathroom outside my house. If it helps I've taken shits in toilets in offices and hotels all over the world and I'm OK. Even after making GBS threads in Mexico and Indonesia. I also ate a piece of KFC popcorn chicken after dropping it on the floor the other week mainly to gross out my girlfriend who said the floor is disgusting. As I wasn't sick or anything I pointed out my floor is literally clean enough to eat off. I hope I'm not triggering you or anything.
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Jan 9, 2015 11:53
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Jan 9, 2015 11:55
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sometimes when i'm driving and the speed limit is 70kph i go anywhere from 71 to 75. heh, yeah, rebel without a cause right here
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edit, im dumb \/ case in point
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Lil Bit O Vitriol posted:sometimes when i'm driving and the speed limit is 70kph i go anywhere from 71 to 75kps. kps
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