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maybe she is a feeder and finds the idea of you getting so fat and unattractive to others so you could never leave her that it makes you that much more attractive to her
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People regain weight because they stop paying attention and start eating like poo poo again. Doubly so if they went on an unsustainable crash diet and don't actually know how to eat in a sensible, balanced manner. If you have a large appetite (which is influenced by a huge host of factors including genetics, epigenetics, and past and present environment), the only way to maintain weight loss is constant vigilance and maintaining long term motivation. That's hard as poo poo, so it's easier to pretend it's impossible because it doesn't require you to put any effort in.
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Jan 9, 2015 00:25
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Fatkraken posted:You did all that. You also ate fewer calories than you had been previously. If you eat cheese and you aren't allowed to eat bread or crackers, you'll generally stop after a relatively small amount because cheese on it's own isn't something you want to eat that much of, so you don't. If chasing GIs has a major effect, it's on hunger and satiety, ie, how much you WANT to eat, making it much easier to eat fewer calories without really noticing. You might be partially right, but GI is scientifically proven, yo. Disociated eating isnt snake oil, its how poo poo works.
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Jan 9, 2015 00:36
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Whats a feeder, i like that word sometimes she strokes my food baby until I give birth to our quintuplets in the toilett
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Mr Underhill posted:You might be partially right, but GI is scientifically proven, yo. Disociated eating isnt snake oil, its how poo poo works. yeh probly but you don't need that poo poo, if you eat less than you burn you either lose weight or die because you have an incredibly rare metabloic disorder and your body is incapable of breaking down fat stores for energy (literally the reason we have fat stores)
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Fatkraken posted:yeh probly but you don't need that poo poo, if you eat less than you burn you either lose weight or die because you have an incredibly rare metabloic disorder and your body is incapable of breaking down fat stores for energy (literally the reason we have fat stores) Oh, I wasnt disagreeing with the intake outtake thing, its just that it helps a LOT to disassociate, too. It sucks that our lifestyles have gotten so ridiculous that we have to move around for no other reason than to burn off excess stored energy, or that we need to stop eating when our body says do it, but the alternative is being big fat whining manbabies and a lose lose situation , unattractiveness and health problems. I have a friend who tried to lose weight by jogging every other day and nothing worked until he changed his culinary MO. basically you cant make up with one hour workouts per day eating to your hearts content. You gotta drop that sammich and watch the weight go away - then itll seem to hit a constant and losing weight slows down to almost a crawl - thats when you hit'er with the workout. Well, it worked for him at least.
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Hearing fat people try to fatsplain why certain foods are magic and how their bodies are actually radically different then every other human's is always amazing. Also, jogging is literally the worst way to lose weight. Unless you're going 10 miles a day, all that's going to happen is you're going to work up a huge sweat over the course of the 2 miles you run at a 15 minute pace, burning 50 calories, at which point you'll feel you've earned 1000 calories worth of bananas and ice cream and Starbucks. limeincoke fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Jan 9, 2015 |
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Jan 9, 2015 00:53
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Do fat people not feel sick when they eat too much food. I don't get it, I can't eat that much food it makes me feel disgusting if I ingest more than my daily amount. Even if I eat a lot at one occasion I'll usually just not "feel" hungry in the ensuing days. Like stuffing myself beyond a certain point gives me feelings of bloatedness and possibly maybe gas. Its literally loving hard to get fat. I salute you fat men out there for trying your hardest to be tubs of lard, sacrificing your bodies to the food gods so our lord & savior Quetzalcoatl gets a super-sized meal when you eventually die.
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limeincoke posted:Also, jogging is literally the worst way to lose weight. Unless you're going 10 miles a day, all that's going to happen is you're going to work up a huge sweat over the course of the 2 miles you run at a 15 minute pace, burning 50 calories, at which point you'll feel you've earned 1000 calories worth of bananas and ice cream and Starbucks. Jogging helped me lose weight, but only in conjunction with some pretty serious calorie counting. I would have lost about 1.5 lbs a week without exercise, with it I'm losing about 2, and also getting much fitter and healthier (the main reason for jogging). I'm not fat any more, I suppose I should change my forums name
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limeincoke posted:Hearing fat people try to fatsplain why certain foods are magic and how their bodies are actually radically different then every other human's is always amazing. Isn't 5k at like a 10 minute mile something like 350 calories?
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^^^Didn't you make the argument that calorie burning numbers are nonsensical and it depends on body makeup you dick? i guess by your logic jogging a mile burns 0-60,000 calories depending on how Asian you are. Aferisan posted:Do fat people not feel sick when they eat too much food. I don't get it, I can't eat that much food it makes me feel disgusting if I ingest more than my daily amount. Even if I eat a lot at one occasion I'll usually just not "feel" hungry in the ensuing days. Like stuffing myself beyond a certain point gives me feelings of bloatedness and possibly maybe gas. As a fatty (300+ pounder over here! I'd raise the roof but it makes me to sweaty) I'd like to weigh in on this. Being a fat fatty is a lifestyle, like being a person who takes up an active hobby (like a sport, or hiking, or anything that involves movement) except my lifestyle involves doing NOTHING BUT EATING TACOS TASTY TACOS ALL THE TIME. After a while eating an extra meal, then snack, then meal, then ice cream, then snack then soda is just what you do. your body adjusts to all the intake, and lack of exercise and you just...get fat. Then if you decide to eat more, and stop moving you just stay that way.
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Trollologist posted:As a fatty (300+ pounder over here! I'd raise the roof but it makes me to sweaty) I'd like to weigh in on this. Weigh in Sorry, couldnt help it
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Three Olives posted:Isn't 5k at like a 10 minute mile something like 350 calories? about that, yeah it takes half an hour plus warm up, cool down, getting ready, and showering after, so about an hour out of your day. You can eat 350 calories of cake in about 8 seconds. If you're not paying attention to what you eat and just consuming anything that takes your fancy, you need to do an ungodly amount of exercise to keep up with an unchecked fatty-appetite. Pretty much the only exercise regime that will result in weight loss even if you eat ALL the food is trekking across the Antarctic for 16 hours a day.
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Jan 9, 2015 01:07
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Homeostasis burns calories too so idk you don't have to exercise. I'm making an app that helps weight loss You send me in pictures of the food you're about to eat and I send back negative messages about your appearance/mental capacity.
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Jan 9, 2015 01:11
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don't play the long game op
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I pretty much stopped eating sugar and it's like magic, also my chest has those crinkle things between from all the push-ups A+ would something something
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Jan 9, 2015 01:15
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People, seriously, speed. Your grandmother and her peers kept their girlish figures with black beauties and yellow jackets and you can too. Find a kid with add, distract him (ridiculously easy), and steal his adderal. BAM, shed those pounds. Also, take up smoking. Nicotine is natures most perfect appetite suppressant.
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Jan 9, 2015 01:19
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Top City Homo posted:weight and fat are not the same thing also even if you accept their measurements all it says is that we can get people skinny but don't have good ways to keep them skinny. i don't see why you'd suspect the answer for that to be anything but psychological and circumstantial. and isn't 5, 10 years of being a healthy weight again better than none? i don't see how it could be used to support the idea that promoting weight loss is bad
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Rando posted:People, seriously, speed. This advise is good also if you want to turn into a wheezy skeleton
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naem posted:I pretty much stopped eating sugar and it's like magic, also my chest has those crinkle things between from all the push-ups A+ would something something if you stop eating carbs too then your body literally eats your fat as energy so you can eat meats and greens while your body is just like whatev
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Jan 9, 2015 01:38
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jerkstoresup posted:if you stop eating carbs too then your body literally eats your fat as energy I periodically eat only beans for carbs and tuna fish and poop a bunch for a couple days but mostly for fun
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Jan 9, 2015 01:40
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Dude jogging is a fantastic way to lose weight. Granted when I did my weightloss I basically jogged for 3-4 days, took a break, repeat, and subsisted on a diet of starvation and buckwheat groats. it was nice.
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Jan 9, 2015 01:41
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naem posted:This advise is good also if you want to turn into a wheezy skeleton What? No no no. Speed also happens to be a bronchialdilator. It's all upside! (literally)
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Jan 9, 2015 01:44
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Fatkraken posted:If you're not paying attention to what you eat and just consuming anything that takes your fancy, you need to do an ungodly amount of exercise to keep up with an unchecked fatty-appetite. Pretty much the only exercise regime that will result in weight loss even if you eat ALL the food is trekking across the Antarctic for 16 hours a day. I have a friend who hiked the Appalachian Trail and lost weight while eating 6,000 calories of Snickers bars every day. The human body is pretty amazing. Fat people who "can't" lose weight from exercising should try thru-hiking imo
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Jan 9, 2015 01:47
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shut up three olives
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Jan 9, 2015 01:48
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Rando posted:What? No no no. REALLY get that lung tar up in there
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Jan 9, 2015 01:49
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naem posted:REALLY get that lung tar up in there Feel great, look great.
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Jan 9, 2015 01:54
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3 olives is actually joking right? like no one could really be that stupid
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Jan 9, 2015 01:56
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3O can't lose weight because gays refuse to do strength training and just do mountains of cardio. edit: he's still cute as a button though
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Jan 9, 2015 02:01
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im constantly drinking thats my excuse
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Jan 9, 2015 02:03
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Serious weight loss post goes ere
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Rando posted:People, seriously, speed. Yellow jackets are a throw back to me. Still around? Hook
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Germstore posted:3O can't lose weight because gays refuse to do strength training and just do mountains of cardio. My lesbian is trying to get me into strength training, we will see in a few months when she moves here but she kicked my rear end in the gym over new years. Killed a Girl in 96 posted:3 olives is actually joking right? like no one could really be that stupid I'm a thin homosexual that runs 3-5 miles a day, don't listen to me about eating or fitness I will probably give you dumb thin homosexual advice about watching your calories by drinking vodka sodas for dinner. Three Olives fucked around with this message at 02:24 on Jan 9, 2015 |
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Jan 9, 2015 02:21
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Interesting
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Three Olives posted:My lesbian is trying to get me into strength training, we will see in a few months when she moves here but she kicked my rear end in the gym over new years. *scribbles on notepad* Vodka soda...... What else?
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Jan 9, 2015 02:55
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No fair, how do I get a personal lesbian?
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It is my firm belief that fat americans* should be round up and slaughtered wholesale like the animals they are. They cost Americans 10$billion a year in excessive, easily preventable medical expenses. If culling the population is a bit much for some, America has another option, one we are in fact, familiar and comfortable with historically speaking. Concentration and labor camps. Weight (not health mind you) is a simple equation of calories in and calories out. Let us round up these fatasses and place them in concentration camps where they can be monitored and fed until they are of normal weight. Americas roads are falling apart, let them perform civic works and functions. Dams, roads, artwork, anything to get them moving and burning some calories for the good of all society. A fat is one who does not have control over his or her base emotions. The ability to delay pleasure and gratification, understand simple cause and effect, and control our id, our base emotions are a few of the things that separate us from animals. Fat is a monument to failure that all can see, it shouts that I have no self-control, that I am undisciplined, unreliable and sloppy. Slay these people, and let us burn their fat for warmth. * Veterans and Medicals excused
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COngrats OP, you are going out with Marge Simpson In other gay dieting news I skip eating once a week or so and its somehow shrink my stomach to the point where what used to be a normal portion makes me feel like a bloated loving foodsponge. Eating whole pizzas in 1 sitting was kind of fun  but pot bellies aren't worth it imo
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I can never lose weight either because I loving love starches and pastas and poo poo. I work out but my weight and fat % is basically static.
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Marry that girl, OP. If you don't, I will.
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