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The Aardvark
Aug 19, 2013


Have you killed anyone with a necktie?

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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
We all live on borrowed time my friend

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Have you never been mellow?

followup question: Have you never tried?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

mookface posted:

We all live on borrowed time my friend

who are we borrowing it from, exactly?

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Big Beef City posted:

who are we borrowing it from, exactly?

Death

fivethree
Jul 28, 2014

Harime Nui posted:

What's the smallest bullet size with which you could totally obliterate someone's head?

42mm

fivethree
Jul 28, 2014

gnarlyhotep posted:

Have you never been mellow?

followup question: Have you never tried?

no but i have had my mel harshed

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

or his cousin Dorth, depends who's on shift at the time

fivethree
Jul 28, 2014

The Aardvark posted:

Have you killed anyone with a necktie?

neckties no piano wires yes

fivethree
Jul 28, 2014

Harime Nui posted:

What is the best martial art? Is it krav maga, sambo, brazilian ju jitsu or maybe karate?

jeet kun do

fivethree
Jul 28, 2014

Zeike posted:

do you eat lots of brazil nuts?

those are loving disgusting

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

.357 magnum

fivethree
Jul 28, 2014

The Aardvark posted:

What guns do you recommend for business?

silenced desert eagle

fivethree
Jul 28, 2014

The Mad Archivist posted:

could you make a person so relaxed they forgot to live?

no like i said this is a serious post

fivethree
Jul 28, 2014

gnarlyhotep posted:

Have you ever eaten a large chicago style pizza by yourself?

yes and i dumped a huge poo poo

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
A fathom is six feet. Killed the ops cred out of the gate

fivethree
Jul 28, 2014

Bishop posted:

A fathom is six feet. Killed the ops cred out of the gate

yeah cred my 120 foot dick

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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

fivethree posted:

those are loving disgusting

I once found a brown paper package in grandma's deep freeze labelled "friend of the family toes"

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