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Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES













(Reykjavik)





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emanresu tnuocca
Sep 2, 2011

by Athanatos
is that a balrog in the last one?

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

the app on my phone says it's ok to gently caress

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



let's all play some eve online

CCrew
Nov 5, 2007

drat man, I'm jealous of your adventure

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Iceland is one is the teams that play against the Mighty Ducks in one of those movies , right?

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
I kid; it's actually really nice and not depressing at all.

Beautiful waterfalls!



Hirsute horses!



Mossy lava fields!



Beautiful sexy things!



Battling horses!



Road side "sausage coffins!"


It has everything but tall buildings and healthy topsoil.

Kumo posted:

the app on my phone says it's ok to gently caress
4th cousins, dtf

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



iceland is loving tiny. its like a city's worth of people

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
so incestuous they need an app to make sure they won't make horribly disfigured and retarded babies

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
"You have Marlboro Reds? You are the coolest person ever!" -Everyone in Reykjavik

To be fair, this is many cities in Europe as well.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Frog Act posted:

iceland is loving tiny. its like a city's worth of people

Population of Staten Island: 472,621

Population of Iceland: 323,002

:captainpop:

Accretionist fucked around with this message at 03:49 on Jan 9, 2015

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party

Mustang posted:

so incestuous they need an app to make sure they won't make horribly disfigured and retarded babies

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Accretionist posted:

It has fewer people than Staten Island.

Is there more than one university in the entire country?

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Hobohemian posted:

Is there more than one university in the entire country?

They've got a handful (7). It's my understanding they're just about tops for genetics and numerous fields of geology, too.

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

I think you may have some Greenland in your pictures, those is clearly not ice

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

someone mention iceland genetics?

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES


Ooooh:



Ahhh:

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

quote:


*actually scotland

edit: or maybe it is iceland, poo poo

ANIME IS BLOOD fucked around with this message at 04:02 on Jan 9, 2015

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:

I think you may have some Greenland in your pictures, those is clearly not ice

Actually, we're in the Spock's Beard universe so Greenland is covered in ice and Iceland is a superior country.

You're thinking of what Greenland is supposed to look like:

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
60% of Icelanders live in the red space:









The mayor of Iceland Reykjavik on election day:


The Mad Archivist posted:

*actually scotland

edit: or maybe it is iceland, poo poo



:smug:


fyodor posted:

someone mention iceland genetics?



Icelanders are a healthy bunch and produce a weird number of strongmen, too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8A7woRoVwyM

Accretionist fucked around with this message at 12:55 on Jan 10, 2015

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
Iceland Bestland

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

fyodor posted:

someone mention iceland genetics?



erection

e: i mean wood

e2: would*

e3: wait no the first one was correct

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Iceland is actually not that small in size compared to most European countries but like 60% of the country is totally inhabitable wasteland. It's just barely populated. Before 1900 or so Iceland was basically 100% rural and people who didn't own or rent land had to work for someone that did and couldn't get married and having children out of wedlock was a serious crime. This was done to make sure the wealthy landowning elite always had a steady supply of workers and to make sure those workers didn't try to form any villages by the sea and live of fish like barbarians. This meant that for a centuries the population growth was stagnated. It didn't help that basically every 25 years or so a epidemic of some sort would come around and kill off at least a quarter of the population.

Basically it was a really bad idea to settle in Iceland.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

FreudianSlippers posted:

Iceland is actually not that small in size compared to most European countries but like 60% of the country is totally inhabitable wasteland. It's just barely populated. Before 1900 or so Iceland was basically 100% rural and people who didn't own or rent land had to work for someone that did and couldn't get married and having children out of wedlock was a serious crime. This was done to make sure the wealthy landowning elite always had a steady supply of workers and to make sure those workers didn't try to form any villages by the sea and live of fish like barbarians. This meant that for a centuries the population growth was stagnated. It didn't help that basically every 25 years or so a epidemic of some sort would come around and kill off at least a quarter of the population.

Basically it was a really bad idea to settle in Iceland.

and then half of them immigrated to north dakota

apparently icelanders are genetically incapable of making good decisions about where to live

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES


This is the nicest KFC I've ever seen



















Perfect for oft bleak landscape.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

The Mad Archivist posted:

and then half of them immigrated to north dakota

apparently icelanders are genetically incapable of making good decisions about where to live

get this it was probably an improvement in climate.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Lawman 0 posted:

get this it was probably an improvement in climate.

lol do you even know what the weather is like in iceland? hint: better than north loving dakota

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

FreudianSlippers posted:

Basically it was a really bad idea to settle in Iceland.

I'd love to see them make a serious run at hydroponics/in-door farming. Specialized LED growlamps have finally pushed it into commercial viability for high-margin markets and the main on-going cost is electricity. Icelandic food's already expensive and their electricity's famously cheap. They're terrifically suited.

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,
Iceland has the most chess Grandmasters per capita in the world, with 12

To be fair they would still hold this record with only 2

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,
in Reykjavik, there are no hot water heaters. You get hot water straight from hell. Just decades ago they didn't actually regulate the temperature so now and then people would scald themselves in the shower

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
I've always wanted to go to Iceland. I read Red Storm Rising way back in the day and Clancy actually did a wonderful job of engrossing me in a country I've never been to.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

eSports Chaebol posted:

in Reykjavik, there are no hot water heaters. You get hot water straight from hell. Just decades ago they didn't actually regulate the temperature so now and then people would scald themselves in the shower

Hellgate:





binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Iceland was fun to visit after they went bankrupt, because everything was cheap as poo poo.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

FreudianSlippers posted:

like 60% of the country is totally inhabitable wasteland.

sounds awesome

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


Can we preemptively ban deceitful penguin from this thread tia

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
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boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

qIs that what all rainbows look like in iceland?

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES




Orkin Mang posted:

sounds awesome

Indeed!















Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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Mr Luxury Yacht
Apr 16, 2012


Was there over the summer, pretty beautiful place, especially the North.

But holy hell is it expensive, especially the car rentals. Like, two grand for a lovely Yaris for a week. Ended spending nine days in a '99 Chevy Astro literally held together with duct tape (and it still cost over two grand). Windshield wipers catapulted off the car in the first storm. Buttons would just push into the dash to never be seen again. Every time you hit the brakes the car would abruptly pull to the left or right but you didn't know which until you hit the brakes, which also sucked. Cost around $200 USD to fill the tank to boot because gas is crazy. Never rent from 'Cheap Jeep' unless you like pure terror.

Basically unless you poo poo money go in a large group to split costs.

Also you better like hot dogs because sometimes the only food for a hundred miles is a gas station hot dog stand. They make 'em pretty tasty though.

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