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You ever really get into the zone of being smart rear end, just a total dick, all for a game, and you take off on a roll slinging poo poo at whomever comes your way? No reason but self amusement. You just take it on faith you won't come across someone that's likely to punch you. Most folks don't punch. It's not all funny. It's not all clever. But it's fun to be needlessly cruel sometimes, right? For it's own sake. It's good-natured on the inside. Not thinking, just doing. gently caress it, you have to make your own fun. Then the phone rings and the voice on the other end says "what are you doing?" and you say "I'M DOIN' YOUR MOM, BITCH!" And then you say "I'm sorry, Dad. Yes, I really miss Grammy, too. Eight years this June?" I was just wondering if that happens.
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Yeah that's happened to me and the trick is to just make fun exclusively of the small and puny, op.
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Jan 9, 2015 05:15
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Harime Nui posted:Yeah that's happened to me and the trick is to just make fun exclusively of the small and puny, op. Well, Grammy Gram wasn't exactly "big" in the conventional sense.
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Jan 9, 2015 06:02
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I once spent the summer at Grammy's and she used the time to convince me I was actually a half bobcat, half boy hybrid my parents found in the woods while hunting mushrooms. She spent the next three months training me as such because she said it was cruel of my parents to try to make me act like something I wasn't. She claimed to have helped people like me before. It took my mom until the middle of November to break me of making GBS threads in cardboard beer flats in the corner of my room.
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Jan 9, 2015 06:17
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Grammy was firm but Grammy was fair. She'd make us cut our own whipping switches when we made her cross, but she wouldn't use them on us right away. No, not Grammy Gram. She'd save all the switches under her bed until May 17th, always May 17th, and then duct tape them together for what she called the King Whooper. We'd get a three step head start but that old gal could really fling a bundle of sticks.
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Jan 9, 2015 06:21
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For our birthday all the grand kids would always be presented with a selection of brightly wrapped packages. We were allowed to choose one each from the pile and then made to carefully remove and fold the paper so it could be reused for the next kid's birthday. That was it, there was never anything in the boxes but it wasn't really about getting gifts. It was about tradition.
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Jan 9, 2015 06:26
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Well ain't that just the most retarded thing in the thread. I thought it would have been me, but it was that thing.
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Jan 9, 2015 06:46
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Sleep tight, Pizza
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Jan 9, 2015 06:51
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Besides, Grammy would never let us have pizza. She said it was too ethnic.
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Jan 9, 2015 06:52
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did not read poll voted all
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sleep tight, pizza
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Jan 9, 2015 06:54
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yes its my daily life OP
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Jan 9, 2015 07:22
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gnarlyhotep posted:yes its my daily life OP Maybe you know: what is wrong with these people?
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Jan 9, 2015 07:25
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Peep slight mizza
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Jan 9, 2015 07:26
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Rando posted:Maybe you know: what is wrong with these people? being drunk
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Jan 9, 2015 07:28
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gnarlyhotep posted:being drunk But that's my problem and I just ain't getting that sort of vibe from the crowd.
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Jan 9, 2015 07:31
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Sure all the time, OP. Also, sleep tight pizza.
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Jan 9, 2015 07:41
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quote:You did not select an option to vote for. Please press back to return to the poll and choose an option before voting. but my dad is dead. sleep tight pizza.
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fuckiong poo poo, i hate my dad, hes a loving ball tugging piece of real piece of poo poo=., ium really loving angry aBout dads itt, gently caress, and poo poo, piss
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Jan 9, 2015 13:34
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Jan 9, 2015 13:34
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cocks and dicks, pussy human being , a real fucer,
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soirry for my spelling mistakes im really very worked uyp and angry rn rignt now, i dont know what to so, im rteally
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Jan 9, 2015 13:36
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oh god
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lonesomedwarf posted:fuckiong poo poo, i hate my dad, hes a loving ball tugging piece of real piece of poo poo=., ium really loving angry aBout dads itt, gently caress, and poo poo, piss What's it like to have a crap dad? I have a good dad who loves me.
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my dad liked to play variations on popular board games. we would play guess whos your daddy? a few times, that usually ended in fights though
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Jan 9, 2015 17:59
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i didn't understand what you're talking about, the academy awards or grammerphones, some crazy poo poo... thread is a little "out there" for me
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sexy young infidel posted:i didn't understand what you're talking about, the academy awards or grammerphones, some crazy poo poo... thread is a little "out there" for me It's dads and gramms. ?
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Jan 9, 2015 18:01
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one time we played hide the cigarettes but then he beat me up for playing the game so theres that
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Jan 9, 2015 18:03
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lonesomedwarf you better wish some pizza a goodnight, or you're gonna see a world of shitposting
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Jan 9, 2015 18:04
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Sleep tight, pizza.
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Jan 9, 2015 19:32
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Who first posted this poverty ghost and sleeping pizza poo poo? I want to send them an angry PM.
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Jan 9, 2015 19:45
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Sleep tight, Pizza
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Jan 9, 2015 21:01
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eat the pizza
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Jan 10, 2015 01:52
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gently caress that pizza.
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Jan 10, 2015 01:58
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I used to be the funniest loving guy. In high school I had no fewer than 4 teachers keep me after class and threaten to kick my rear end if I didn't keep my mouth shut. Later in life I realized that when i was being funny I, because I was getting big laughs, was actually just being a dick, so now I kind of feel bad. I probably hurt a lot of feelings over the years.
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Jan 10, 2015 02:00
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"Sleep tight, Pizza" in this thread.
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Jan 10, 2015 02:11
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Im gonna eat that pizza
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Jan 10, 2015 02:12
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I made a magic the gathering deck that pretty much ruins the game for all my friends
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Them gonna be some greasy sheets That's what she said lol It's what he said
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