bisexual is just a kind of gay

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a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

you still do homosex, just also do hetero stuff

# ? Jan 9, 2015 07:14

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CaptainButtSmack: Oct 21, 2008

A concept my dog can wrap its head around

# ? Jan 9, 2015 07:17

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

nah homos arent very impressed by the opposite gender's genitalia whereas we bis are. A bi can WORSHIP a fuckin' cock and suddenly be like, OH HOLY HELL LOOKIT THAT A VAGINA! and go nuts. figuratively speaking of course.

# ? Jan 9, 2015 07:20

Myron Baloney: Mar 19, 2002; Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

Nathilus posted:

nah homos arent very impressed by the opposite gender's genitalia whereas we bis are. A bi can WORSHIP a fuckin' cock and suddenly be like, OH HOLY HELL LOOKIT THAT A VAGINA! and go nuts. figuratively speaking of course.

if you worship cock you are gay

# ? Jan 9, 2015 07:27

Rando: Mar 11, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Human sexuality is a spectrum.

Straight at one end, gay at the other end, and sick insatiable deviants in the middle.

# ? Jan 9, 2015 07:40

Scald: May 5, 2008; Can't post for 26 years!

Myron Baloney posted:

if you worship cock you are gay

What if you generally stuff your face full of vagina but if the right drugs and the right cock are in the mix something might happen? Still gay or what, is being gay like the one drop rule?

# ? Jan 9, 2015 07:40

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

Scald posted:

What if you generally stuff your face full of vagina but if the right drugs and the right cock are in the mix something might happen? Still gay or what, is being gay like the one drop rule?

i think so that would be gay

# ? Jan 9, 2015 07:42

Instruction Manuel: May 15, 2007; Yes, it is what it looks like!

Rando posted:

Human sexuality is a spectrum.

Straight at one end, gay at the other end, and sick insatiable deviants in the middle.

Don't kinkshame me pls.

# ? Jan 9, 2015 07:44

Myron Baloney: Mar 19, 2002; Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

Scald posted:

What if you generally stuff your face full of vagina but if the right drugs and the right cock are in the mix something might happen? Still gay or what, is being gay like the one drop rule?

yes gay, maybe not ONLY gay or JUST gay but gay

# ? Jan 9, 2015 07:48

Straker: Nov 10, 2005

generally "gay" means being romantically attracted to men, not just "ok with doing drugs and touching dicks sometimes". for that matter, i'm betting most "bi" guys just like having sex with guys but mostly only want to actually be with girls. the more you know!

also i'm a sick insatiable deviant but i'm not really into guys, don't take my phrase away from me :mad:

# ? Jan 9, 2015 07:51

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

relevant sexual orientation comparison is based on differences from the norm not on common ground that was assumed by default
"i would appreciate it if you considered that i am also attracted to non-drawn adult human females before you label me"

# ? Jan 9, 2015 07:56

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

im gay

# ? Jan 9, 2015 07:58

F Stop Fitzgerald: Dec 12, 2010

if you thing about it, being straight is just a kind of gay

# ? Jan 9, 2015 08:19

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

everybody is bisexual when pushed far enough

# ? Jan 9, 2015 08:21

Stick Figure Mafia: Dec 11, 2004

quote:

AV Club: There�s a gay character, too.
Tommy Wiseau: Yeah, there�s Don. Actually he�s bisexual. And you see, that�s the society way of right now. Let�s say we talk about 10 years ago, people would not accept it very openly. Because you talk about Chinese, you know, rednecks, and all this crap. We live in America, one of the good things what we have with all the people is we have dialogue. So that�s my message a little bit, you know? So, don�t be a redneck, don�t be this, but you know what? We have that. So I�m contradicting myself right now because this eventually will get better. As a whole, you know what I�m saying?

# ? Jan 9, 2015 08:26

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

lol

# ? Jan 9, 2015 08:36

Rando: Mar 11, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

Like I said

Sick insatiable deviants.

# ? Jan 9, 2015 08:37

tote up a bags: Jun 8, 2006; die stoats die

im bisexual, and lemme tell you, its quite good

# ? Jan 9, 2015 08:37

Rando: Mar 11, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Stoat posted:

im bisexual, and lemme tell you, its quite good

How do you deal with the unending animal impulses that drive you to put your mouth and genitals on everything you see?

It must be exhausting.

# ? Jan 9, 2015 09:04

Harime Nui: Apr 15, 2008; The New Insincerity

Wrong idiot, we bisexuals are a proud people with a rich and storied history of our own

# ? Jan 9, 2015 09:06

Rando: Mar 11, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Harime Nui posted:

Wrong idiot, we bisexuals are a proud people with a rich and storied history of our own

This is the forest primeval

# ? Jan 9, 2015 09:08

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Harime Nui posted:

Wrong idiot, we bisexuals are a proud people with a rich and storied history of our own

ur people must have a many volumed anals comprising a history lengthy and of much girth

# ? Jan 9, 2015 09:11

snakeandbake: Aug 21, 2012; by exmarx

Rando posted:

How do you deal with the unending animal impulses that drive you to put your mouth and genitals on everything you see?

It must be exhausting.

its actually pretty cool

# ? Jan 9, 2015 09:11

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

is anal sex like taking a crap in reverse?

# ? Jan 9, 2015 09:13

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Orkin Mang posted:

is anal sex like taking a crap in reverse?

like taking a crap in reverse then taking a crap then taking a crap in reverse then taking a crap then in reverse then...

# ? Jan 9, 2015 09:18

Myron Baloney: Mar 19, 2002; Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

Stoat posted:

im bisexual, and lemme tell you, its quite good

don't you mean quite gay?

# ? Jan 9, 2015 09:23

Lawrence Gilchrist: Mar 31, 2010

The esteemed social critic T.S. Madison once said those who are ignorant of queer sexuality lump everything into being the stereotype of predatory gay male. When lesbians and trans women are stigmatized, it is primarily done through this lens.

# ? Jan 9, 2015 09:28

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

The esteemed social critic T.S. Madison once said those who are ignorant of queer sexuality lump everything into being the stereotype of predatory gay male. When lesbians and trans women are stigmatized, it is primarily done through their contextualization through this lens.

taint slicker madison

# ? Jan 9, 2015 09:29

Myron Baloney: Mar 19, 2002; Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

The esteemed social critic T.S. Madison once said those who are ignorant of queer sexuality lump everything into being the stereotype of predatory gay male. When lesbians and trans women are stigmatized, it is primarily done through this lens.

yes but what do you say Larry?

# ? Jan 9, 2015 09:31

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

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# ? Jan 9, 2015 09:33

Harime Nui: Apr 15, 2008; The New Insincerity

Taint Stripe Madison

# ? Jan 9, 2015 09:39

haris pilton: Sep 4, 2014

Transsexual Suckmachine Madison

# ? Jan 9, 2015 09:42

Harime Nui: Apr 15, 2008; The New Insincerity

Thunder Snatch Madison

# ? Jan 9, 2015 09:54

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

talented spooger madison

# ? Jan 9, 2015 09:55

Harime Nui: Apr 15, 2008; The New Insincerity

Tushy Stroker Madison

# ? Jan 9, 2015 09:57

Lawrence Gilchrist: Mar 31, 2010

Myron Baloney posted:

yes but what do you say Larry?

Larry is a diminuitive. I am not a Russian with a patronymic for you to shorten, or a dog. Educate yourself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsxHNiTh-hQ