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Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
I don't know how you post, but I like to commit to my causes, no bi about it.

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Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Rando posted:

How do you deal with the unending animal impulses that drive you to put your mouth and genitals on everything you see?

It must be exhausting.

You don't start with a marathon. You work your way up to it.

oh and; I'm bi.

I've always liked the term "sexually indiscriminate" as well.

Queen-Of-Hearts fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Jan 9, 2015

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
It seems like it'd be extra stressful to wanna gently caress EVERYONE that was attractive

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

It seems like it'd be extra stressful to wanna gently caress EVERYONE that was attractive

Buffets are dangerous.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Your Dead Gay Son posted:

It seems like it'd be extra stressful to wanna gently caress EVERYONE that was attractive

Counter: You have more options.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

It seems like it'd be extra stressful to wanna gently caress EVERYONE that was attractive

rest in peace freddie

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Your Dead Gay Son posted:

It seems like it'd be extra stressful to wanna gently caress EVERYONE that was attractive

actually it allows me to think less about sex.

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

Larry is a diminuitive. I am not a Russian with a patronymic for you to shorten, or a dog. Educate yourself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsxHNiTh-hQ


you're winner

Thanks Gilly

poorlifedecision
Feb 13, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
lol if you only cum on the face of one gender.

poorlifedecision fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Jan 9, 2015

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



what if its a girl's cock

its 2015 that poo poo happens all the time now

greg sexyvibes
May 7, 2007
IF I EVER FIRST POST AGAIN SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO ME
What do sexual partners think about that? When you tell some dime piece that you just raw dogged your homeboy from around the way last weekend, does she become more or less enchanted by you?

poorlifedecision
Feb 13, 2012
Lipstick Apathy

greg sexyvibes posted:

What do sexual partners think about that? When you tell some dime piece that you just raw dogged your homeboy from around the way last weekend, does she become more or less enchanted by you?

Why would you tell the person you're about to bang about the last person you banged?

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

poorlifedecision posted:

Why would you tell the person you're about to bang about the last person you banged?

You'd be amazed what will get a person off.

poorlifedecision
Feb 13, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
Also I just tell them I give dick so good, men crave it.

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

It seems like it'd be extra stressful to wanna gently caress EVERYONE that was attractive

If you're single, your porn collection is HUUUUGE

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Agent Escalus posted:

If you're single, your porn collection is HUUUUGE

You mean more than a heterosexual male!? :aaaaa:

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
What's the point of a personal porn collection in the information age? The internet is a permanent and infinite collection.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

Agent Escalus posted:

If you're single, your porn collection is HUUUUGE

It's actually a pretty small niche market; like an inverted bell curve. At least of the mmf variety. ffm isn't actually bi for a guy, just double straight imo.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
my gay porn name is Thundertongue Boxlunch

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

exspurt analcyst posted:

It's actually a pretty small niche market; like an inverted bell curve. At least of the mmf variety. ffm isn't actually bi for a guy, just double straight imo.

I think he meant that a person has jack off inspiration no matter if it's gay or straight porn, not that there is specifically a big bisexual porn market.

Every porn you get off on having to be some sort of three-way is something else all together.

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Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

whoflungpoop posted:

my gay porn name is Thundertongue Boxlunch

:love: Sooooooo, got a link or anything?

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