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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
im waiting for when dicks are bifurcated instead of circumcised and we run a current through them like cattle prods and zap each others balls

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
my only fetish is to make love to a woman with eyes that dont move and never focus

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

afeelgoodpoop posted:

it would suck if that's true cause as soon as it becomes norm relationships are gonna get all gender lopsided like societies with polygamy. imagine like 6/10 men never even getting a hj, i wonder if theyll form their own isis.

did u know that there are irl people who have never had sex and some of these people are 30

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

WHAT A GOOD DOG posted:

wha-- why don't these loving children learn to enter into a monogamous relationship, lie, and cheat on them for months before you ultimately break up with them because of something they did, and then blame them for tearing you apart.

jesus christ i hate the moral degradation of society. open relationships are disgusting and the old ways are best

why cant kids have monogamous relationships like i did with my two late wives who both fell down the stairs

Orkin Mang fucked around with this message at 09:50 on Jan 9, 2015

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
im in an open relationship yeah

an open wound

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

The Alchemist posted:

I will probably be all over the next generation:haw:

i too will be getting the 'box set' hmm mm mm

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