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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > The next generation will probably be all about open relationships
 
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President Kucinich
Feb 21, 2003

Bitterly Clinging to my AK47 and Das Kapital

 70 years from now, your Polyamorous non gendered offspring brings XOR's kinmates plus head canon friends along when they dump your rear end off in a hospice.

Then they all gently caress in your empty house on your clean furniture and pets.

The future rules.

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President Kucinich
Feb 21, 2003

Bitterly Clinging to my AK47 and Das Kapital

 Forgot to mention your offspring will be sporting super fresh sonic the hedge hog styled full body fur skin grafts.

And they along with the hospice nurse will roll their eyes at you for complaining of butt thirst. Look at the idiot that didn't jam a soda stream up deys rear end in a top hat.

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