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opus111
Jul 6, 2014

I'm fed up with the self-hate and projection. Lift your many chins up high and say it with me. We paid our $10 and we are proud.

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GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
i like to post on the something awful forums- they are pretty good, imo

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

got a tramp stamp of a ten dollar bill with a grenade instead of a dumb dead president

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

kazr posted:

got a tramp stamp of a ten dollar bill with a grenade instead of a dumb dead president

i have an obama tramp stamp

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

- "I am proud to be a goon!"
What's a goon
- "someone from the something awful forums"
The what forums?
- :smith:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

is cloud atlas a good movie?

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
also a reagan tramp stamp and a taft tramp stamp just overlayed over each other

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

numberoneposter posted:

is cloud atlas a good movie?

heard it is weird af and makes no sense

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

also a reagan tramp stamp and a taft tramp stamp just overlayed over each other

i gave my girlfriend a steam powered carpet cleaner once gazed upon by president cleveland but then when she told her friends what i'd given her from then on they stopped talking to both of us

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Consumerist slave-sluts, the lot of ya.

MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW
i enjoy that i'm a normal, good looking person who also posts on the something awful forums, however i don't enjoy how many goons turn out to be the opposite of me

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

TailsButtholeGuy posted:

i enjoy that i'm a normal, good looking person who also posts on the something awful forums, however i don't enjoy how many goons turn out to be the opposite of me

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
i dont identify as a goon but i post here a lot

i guess thats that

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

dfa1979 is p cool but ur anime posting offsets it completely imo

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

dfa1979 is p cool but ur anime posting offsets it completely imo

my mum said anime and dfa are both cool and im allowed to like whatever i wanna so im not listening to you :colbert:

krampster2 fucked around with this message at 10:14 on Jan 9, 2015

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
The only reason I haven't killed my self for being a goon is because I haven't yet pried my ten dollars back from Lowtax's kid's college fund.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Volume posted:

The only reason I haven't killed my self for being a goon is because I haven't yet pried my ten dollars back from Lowtax's kid's college fund.

There are many reasons to not kill yourself, friend.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
i say put the Volume on mute

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

opus111 posted:

There are many reasons to not kill yourself, friend.

explain why without quoting carl sagan

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

Orkin Mang posted:

explain why without quoting carl sagan

Gundam Reconguista in G season 2 out this Fall.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Orkin Mang posted:

explain why without quoting carl sagan

it would upset your family.

theres a whole lifetime's worth of genuinely life-changing music and literature to discover.

you can learn an instrument, which is exercise for the mind body and soul.

there are existing friendships to strengthen and celebrate, and new ones to make.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

All of these are within reach for the average goon.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
....oops. gently caress.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Fetus Tree posted:

i dont identify as a goon but i post here a lot

i guess thats that

that's dumb. embrace your identity. don't hide in the shadows

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

Orkin Mang posted:

explain why without quoting carl sagan

masturbating
drugs
gambling
hookers
booze

all valid reasons

Dr. Snuggles
Dec 3, 2012

Tbh some of us (Pick) use this website more than others and I feel that I am unfairly subsidizing picks posting. Unless some kind of fee by post usage is enabled were basically instituting a forced welfare state of posting.
Learning Ninjutsu
Shunning Western ideology
Adopting the Bushido Code as your Way of life
Sushi
Kimonos
Eradicating The Jews

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
Pride makes us artificial and humility makes us real. - Vin Diesel

Anger is the enemy of non-violence and pride is a monster that swallows it up. - Frankie Muniz

Pride slays thanksgiving, but a humble mind is the soil out of which thanks naturally grow. A proud man is seldom a grateful man, for he never thinks he gets as much as he deserves. - Seth Rogen

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

I never agreed with pride being a sin. Without pride we become slovenly and careless.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
self love and pride are not the same thing, trust me i masturbate constantly

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
pride is not quite the right word but ive come to stop hating myself

mostly :smith:

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Flesh Forge posted:

pride is not quite the right word but ive come to stop hating myself

mostly :smith:

dont fret, god loves who u failed to be

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

pride is a silly sin but it's not the dumbest, just look at this pic, that's not a sin that's cute as heck

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

It's weird how a SA poster is called a "goon." In my country "goon" is a slang term for that lovely cask wine you get in silver sacks. Is everyone here just a drunk or something?

RadioactiveKid
Aug 12, 2005

Gato Rebelde
in spite of all the nerds on these forums its a pretty cool place

SSJ_naruto_2003
Oct 12, 2012



opus111 posted:

it would upset your family.

theres a whole lifetime's worth of genuinely life-changing music and literature to discover.

you can learn an instrument, which is exercise for the mind body and soul.

there are existing friendships to strengthen and celebrate, and new ones to make.

im glad it takes extraordinary goons to have relationships, you were pushing the limits of believable but leaving that part out made me agree

Saga
Aug 17, 2009

opus111 posted:

I'm fed up with the self-hate and projection. Lift your many chins up high and say it with me. We paid our $10 and we are proud.

Lowtax unban vilerat I mean pilot so he can post here.

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry
If we had a flag I'd salute it every morning.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

GreyPowerVan posted:

im glad it takes extraordinary goons to have relationships, you were pushing the limits of believable but leaving that part out made me agree

well yeah actually having a girlfriend is incomprehensible to me. a girl who willing ly wants to spend time with me, lol.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

opus111 posted:

well yeah actually having a girlfriend is incomprehensible to me. a girl who willing ly wants to spend time with me, lol.

yeah lol imagine a girl who looks at your naked body and actually becomes sexually aroused by it

i'm giggling just thinking aobut it. so ridic

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Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
pride cometh b4

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